Joanna Porter

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Joanna Porter

Joanna Porter

@PimlicoProofer

Former proofreader, no longer based in Pimlico. Fuelled by Earl Grey Tea and chocolate.

Cheltenham, England Beigetreten Ocak 2016
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Joanna Porter
Joanna Porter@PimlicoProofer·
@Her_Nonymous_D Apparently David Attenborough has insisted that, when he dies, his dog is shown his corpse so that the dog knows he did not abandon it.
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Her_Nonymous_Diary@Her_Nonymous_D·
After a while she tried to hand me money for bringing him home, but I told her, “I didn’t bring him back for the reward. I brought him back because he’s probably the only one left who remembers your husband’s heartbeat as well as you do.” We ended up sitting on her porch talking about her husband while the rain slowed down. And honestly, the whole thing reminded me that grief shows up in strange ways. Sometimes it’s a person feeling lost… and sometimes it’s a dog still searching for someone he loves.
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Her_Nonymous_Diary@Her_Nonymous_D·
A few nights ago, during a terrible thunderstorm, I spotted a golden retriever wandering near the road. He was completely soaked, shaking, and looked terrified every time thunder cracked across the sky. I pulled over and called him over carefully. The second he got close, he leaned against my legs like he was exhausted from being scared. He had a tag on his collar with a phone number, so I called it while he sat in my car with the heat on. A woman answered, already sounding emotional. The moment I mentioned the dog, she started crying. “That was my husband’s dog,” she said softly. “My husband passed away last month and ever since then, he keeps…
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Melanie Harvey@A1MelanieHarvey·
@Tush27J She clearly has never worked as part of a team and been part of office parties or celebrations...
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Alethea Bernard@Tush27J·
I am finding some of the responses to Hannah Spencer's very serious point just baffling. Paramedics, bus drivers, nurses doctors all work late. They cannot drink alcohol whilst at work. Reeking of alcohol/being pissed is a serious disciplinary matter.
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Dystopian Revelry@jacaphene·
@tanylake The first one would create a cleavage fabric canyon. The second and third would just be cleavage city because a regular V neck is a deep V on actual big breasted women.
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not today satan
not today satan@tanylake·
This post is so funny because like… you’ve got all these christians who supposedly care about modesty suddenly turning their brains off when it comes to tight knit tops on large breasts. Bunch of feminists. The top is inappropriate for work. Wouldn’t be for everyone but is specifically for large breasted women. You don’t have to dress like a hobo. Even putting something loose over the tight top helps (cardigan, unbuttoned buttonup). You have to be aware of your bust and silhouette and how it’s shaped by your clothes and perceived by others. I understand that’s annoying but this is the same as it being inappropriate for a man to wear sweatpants that highlight his junk. You just don’t do it when you’re trying to be modest. And work is a place to be even more modest.
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UNICEF@UNICEF·
UNICEF is outraged by the killing of two drivers of trucks contracted by UNICEF to provide clean water to families in the Gaza Strip. The victims were killed by Israeli fire in an incident that took place early this morning at the Mansoura water filling point in northern Gaza. UNICEF extends our condolences to the families of the men killed. Full statement: unicef.link/4cVCyP9
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Flying Pig 🚁
Flying Pig 🚁@flyabout7·
What’s all this then? Lord Ralphington at Steve the butchers?🤔 Does this mean he’ll be treated to sausage Sunday this week? You’ll have to wait and see. 😉🐾🐾 #AdoptDontShop #SausageSunday
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Albertspanners Dad
Albertspanners Dad@Albertspanner·
“Dad it’s happening again” ☹️
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Joanna Porter@PimlicoProofer·
@FaraiUnVers I found “Ermyntrude and Esmeralda” in the children’s section at the Oxfam shop I volunteer at and liberated it very happily.
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Dr Charlotte Gauthier
Dr Charlotte Gauthier@FaraiUnVers·
The local Oxfam had “A Student’s Catullus” shelved as a children’s book. I quickly liberated it, lest it should corrupt young minds. (The previous owner liberally annotated poem 16 - and only poem 16. Can’t think why.)
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ES@MophiaLVR·
@MaxandCarrie Ruby has the most beautiful eyes😍
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NFLP@MaxandCarrie·
This is tremendous! 🥳🏆 Someone needs to show me how to do a cartwheel! Inside Ruby sat on the couch near papa (a first) while he made a noise with the paper (huge trigger from Ruby’s abuse past). Two wins!!! Again, how do I do a 🤸… Go Ruby Go! ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
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Kelly
Kelly@broadwaybabyto·
Liam Ramos & his father are safely home. This is why we resist. This is why we speak out. This is why we can’t stop. This little boy is free because his community made noise for him and did not stop until the injustice was corrected. We must do the same for all the children.
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Christopher Hale
Christopher Hale@ChristopherHale·
“Don’t listen to the vilification from our national leaders.” That’s what Fr. Harry Tasto said about Alex Pretti — the Catholic nurse he served with for a decade. One patient, Marta Crownheart, remembers him holding her hand for 20 minutes and praying with her when she thought she’d had a stroke: “He treated every vet like they were his only patient. It just broke my heart to see what they did to him, and he did not deserve it.” thelettersfromleo.com/p/priest-defen…
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
BREAKING: Music legend Bruce Springsteen just released this incredible song that will be sure to piss Trump off beyond belief. “Streets of Minneapolis”. He wrote this song about Alex Pretti and Renée Good Saturday and recorded it yesterday. Share it far and wide and play it as loud as you can
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In Otter News....
In Otter News....@In_Otter_News2·
Wise words from Steve...
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