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@jacaphene

your mom (same where the skies are blue)

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Dystopian Revelry@jacaphene·
Playlist challenge...or something? Make a playlist of every single song that makes you want to sing and/or dance along to it. Not just right now. When you were a kid, too. Dig deep. Mine has a 16 hour playtime. Then? Listen to it in alphabetical order. It's a trip.
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Dystopian Revelry@jacaphene·
@torieskill @NoNonsenseND I've been using a box fan for years! I even have a box fan track on Spotify I keep saved on my phone for the rare occasion the power goes out when I'm sleeping.
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Dystopian Revelry@jacaphene·
@Simon_Ingari A job who didn't want to pay me my worth has never had anyone in my former role for more than a year at a time since. They even had to hire a very expensive donor db consultant to try to clean up the mess just 4yrs without me caused. They called my work beautiful.
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Simons@Simon_Ingari·
Boss: “We can’t afford the pay rise she wants.” HR Manager: “Then we should pay it.” Boss: “What?! Why?” HR Manager: “If we can’t afford her increase, then we can’t afford to advertise, interview, hire, pay, and train her replacement.” It costs less to keep staff than replace them.
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Dystopian Revelry@jacaphene·
@akevittnvg Add bacon and fry it like a grilled cheese sandwich and it is exactly what Elvis would eat.
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Give A Shit About Nature
Give A Shit About Nature@giveashitnature·
Before you mow this spring, walk your yard first. Rabbits nest directly in the ground and a lawnmower will destroy a nest in seconds. What to look for: a small patch of disturbed grass or a subtle depression, often covered with dried grass and fur. If you find one, don't move it or disturb the nest. Mom is around, but rarely seen at the nest. They'll be gone in three weeks and you can mow safely.
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Dystopian Revelry@jacaphene·
@BasedMikeLee So, we've established children born in America to ambassadors or foreign ministers don't receive citizenship but all other children do. Thank you for clearing that up. Surprised we agree on something.
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Mike Lee
Mike Lee@BasedMikeLee·
The Fourteenth Amendment doesn’t say what the far left wishes it said Didn’t mean that then Still doesn’t mean that today
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Zweil, The Reviled
Zweil, The Reviled@somethings_awry·
I love staying up way too late reading
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Dystopian Revelry@jacaphene·
@tifagirlx This isn't the first time I've read nearly this exact same post, word for word. I just didn't see it from this account.
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tifa 🏳️‍⚧️@tifagirlx·
"I bet your dad doesnt love you because you are trans 🏳️‍⚧️ haha" yes, he doesnt. He kicked me out when i told him that im trans at 11 years old. I slept on the streets and nobody was there to protect me. He called me an "insult to our family" and my mother called me "disgusting". It was never me who is the problem - its parents who can't love their child 🫤💕
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Canada Hates Trump
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada·
Hey folks, swapping out a loathsome cunt who protected Epstein pedophiles from prosecution, with another cunt who gave Ghislaine Maxwell a puppy in a country club prison, is like putting lipstick on a pile of shit.
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Tim Newman
Tim Newman@whitesundesert·
@Sarahjdublin Accusing Jews of genocide is, frankly, as antisemitic as it gets. Fuck off.
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Tim Newman@whitesundesert·
Leaving aside the wisdom of boycotting a customer base, I’m not sure it’s smart to advertise that customers can substitute your branded parts for universal ones.
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John Collins@Logically_JC·
It should have been all over when he said, “find 11,780 votes.”
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devon sawa
devon sawa@DevonESawa·
Shit, who do we arrest for not releasing the files now? Her or do we give him a week or so to comply?
Attorney General Pamela Bondi@AGPamBondi

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

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Dystopian Revelry@jacaphene·
@aliciaandrz I met a consultant they used who told me she could tell when I stopped working there because the database went to absolute shit. It was so satisfying to hear. Yes. They can have others sit in my chair. But none of them do what I did.
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Dystopian Revelry@jacaphene·
@aliciaandrz I take some comfort in knowing a job I was at for 9 years has never been able to replicate the quality of work I produced and has consistently been hiring for my old position since I left 11 years ago. They've never had someone for longer than a year.
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dr. alicia andrzejewski (she/her)@aliciaandrz·
I was a writing coach for a professor, a Black woman. I was also an adjunct struggling with my health. I casually said in class that teachers are irreplaceable to their colleagues & students. she looked me dead in the eye & said, “they’d have someone in your position in a few days. you are replaceable. the institution will never love you back, so you have to take care of you.”
soft hearted hottie 🧸@clearlyclemntne

A coworker killed himself this weekend. They sent out the email on Monday. Couldn’t even be bothered to look his name up on teams to make sure they had spelt it right. They had cleared out his desk by Wednesday. My friend on the same team is so lost. The air is heavy this week.

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Masked Rogue 😷 🇵🇸
Masked Rogue 😷 🇵🇸@unMaskedRogue·
I don’t know how to exist in a world that is normalizing teenagers with dementia. I hate pretty much all of you. You fucking suck.
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