Adult Male

In my day, breakdancing wasn’t an Olympic sport, it was how we fought rival gangs.

The End of Plain Zero has arrived! Fates will be decided! Listen up, boppers! plainzero.com/podcast/theend

The final three. Bras on heads. It’s getting close. He don’t even have his license, Lisa. plainzero.com/podcast/weird%…

Time is running out. Give me a keg of beer. Win in the end. Nick loves basketball. plainzero.com/podcast/teenwo…

Time marches on. Pigs in a poke. The Griswold’s are looking for sex. The end is coming. plainzero.com/podcast/europe…

The gang falls back into a groove. Five hundred inches closer. The Lonely Island is enjoyed. The end continues. plainzero.com/podcast/popstar

The band gets back together. An announcement is made. The guys go over the top. The end begins. plainzero.com/podcast/overth…

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This week sees 2 out of 3 of the guys traveling back to their childhood for some martial arts. It’s 1 part Home Alone, 2 parts Under Siege, and 3 parts ninja. That’s right, boppers, it’s time to light the eyes as we ask if 3 Ninjas holds up! plainzero.com/podcast/3ninjas

@MomOnFire Haha! Glad to entertain!

@PlainTravis I enjoyed that 😂👍

So, how long has this been a thing?

it’s going to be so funny when Trump and Elon have a very public falling out at least we have that to look forward to

The “As Seen On TV” section is where you’re supposed to find a crappy white elephant gift, not members of your cabinet.

I love people who think this Gaetz report is gonna hurt him. If you tell Trump voters Gaetz banged a high school girl, all they’re gonna ask is “Was she hot?”

Organizing a celebrity rendition of "Imagine" to protest the election. Who's with me?

The way I’m about to become a professional gas and eggs price tracker is absolutely astonishing.

They say we get the leaders we deserve. Either that has just been disproven, or this is not the America we all thought we were living in.

I wrote this. thedailybeast.com/heres-what-i-l…