Shakti
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Shakti
@PolicyPuncher
आजाद, MMA, Combat Sports, हास्य व्यंग्य, न्यूज़ जंकी । विचार निजी हैं।
Beigetreten Ağustos 2023
13.2K Folgt16.2K Follower
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@Home_of_Fight @JakeNoecker For the love of God.. stop this moving up nonsense..
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👀🏆 Carlos Ulberg is open to the idea of potentially moving up to heavyweight and facing Alex Pereira in the future.
(via @JakeNoecker / @Home_of_Fight)
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Market Closed. 🛎️
Aaj ka din sirf chart ka nahi, aapki 'Psychology' aur 'Discipline' ka test tha. Subah 700-point Gap-Up dekh kar aam trader FOMO mein pagal tha.
Par Casino ne kya kiya? Pehle 4 ghante aapko ek choti si range mein atka kar aapka premium pighlaya (IV Crush + Theta). Phir 12:35 PM par ek jhatka dekar sabke Stop-Loss khaaye, aur uske baad akele 24,000 ke upar nikal gaya.
Mera subah se baar-baar aake aapko rokne ka sirf ek hi maksad tha: Aapka hard-earned capital Operator ke trap mein na jalne dena.
Agar aaj aapne meri baat sun kar, FOMO ko control kiya, overtrading nahi ki, aur apna account safe rakha hai... toh mujhe aap par garv hai. Aap aaj sach mein 90% gamblers se aage nikal chuke hain.
Screen band kijiye. Apne pariwar ko waqt dijiye. Kal nayi market, naye levels. 🧘♂️♟️
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Gap up ke baad sideways = sabse dangerous day..🤯
#stockmarkettrading #TradePlan
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"We'll be a developed world by 2047, hence world should abandon GMT and explore Mahakal standard time."
Firstly, why it just can't happen: the entire modern global system, navigation, aviation, finance, telecom, satellites, and the internet, is already deeply standardized around Coordinated Universal Time and the Greenwich reference, a framework established through international consensus. Changing this would require rewriting time zones, reprogramming billions of devices, and reconfiguring critical infrastructure worldwide, with no practical benefit, since the choice of zero longitude is arbitrary and only consistency matters. In short, it would create massive disruption for symbolic value alone, making global agreement virtually impossible. The world is not going to do it just because Dharmendra Pradhan and Mohan Yadav are demanding it.
So why are they saying it? Jhunjhuna. Whenever faced with criticism over governance, bring gods ahead. "Sir, bijli nahi aa rahi." "Bol Bajrang Bali ki jai." "Sir, UGC par aapki kya raay hai?" "Bol Har Har Mahadevvvvv."
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Gems@gemsofbabus_
🚨 Odisha Govt raises quota for STs, SCs; introduces reservation for OBCs in medical and technical education. ST : 12% to 22.50% SC : 8% to 16.25% OBC : 11.25%
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Fake news इसको कहते हैं। और अगर सत्य है तो कॉन्फिडेंशियल इनफॉर्मेशन ब्रीच करने का गुनाह यह है । न कोई ब्रीफिंग, न कोई स्टेटमेंट, न कोई कमेटी गठन की अधिसूचना, न कोई ऑफिशियल लेटर ,
लेकिन ये दावे कर रहे हैं कि ऐसा हो रहा है।
इसको कहते हैं, किए हुए पर पानी फेरने का प्रयास ,
या फिर इमेज बिल्डिंग ।
Ankit Jain@indiantweeter
Confirmed : high level Enquiry against the FSSAI official is ongoing and govt will take strict action. This is Modi government no one will be spared. Congrats @khurpenchh your efforts are bearing fruit.
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FSSAI की धांधली ,गलत तरीके से हुई भर्तियों को उजागर करने पर हमारे ऊपर FIR की गई है,
जो गलत हैं उन पर कार्यवाही करने के बजाए, कार्यवाही उनपर की जा रही है, जो देशहित में काम कर रहे हैं।
Thank you @fssaiindia @MoHFW_INDIA @JPNadda


हिन्दी


サムライソードを元にしたHENTAIもあります。
なので日本を支えてるのは四本の足ではありません。
四本のd**kです。
The Oracle.@The_oracleb9
@pixelprayer There you go
日本語

Believe me or not..We are in a loop ➰
Night Sky Today@NightSkyToday
BREAKING 🚨: According to scientists, a cosmic explosion wiped out an advanced ancient civilization 12,000 years ago.
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@pandit_jag प्रिय श्री Ka Ab Jhola Uthane Ka Samay Nikat Prateet Hota Hai..







