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Had 2 go totes cold turkey w/Twitter, but off the wagon 2-nite 4 #Oscar 2-screen experience @NewBaitShop & screengrabx.wordpress.com/2015/02/22/scr…

I'm working double shifts at the club while Sudoku’s on maternity leave…so until she gets back, FYI 2 my peeps: I may B 2 tired 4 tweetZZZZZ

OH NO!!! I thought Billy was my SOUL MATE…but if Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman weren't made 4 each other, then MAYBE THERE'S NO SUCH THING!!!

Billy liked my "back 2 school" girl outfit so much I missed my new class at UCLA Extension. Oops! (Can anyone tell me the assignment?)

NASA: found old streams on Mars. Billy: still can't figure out why the toilet keeps running. (Must B that whole "rocket scientist" thing.)

Saw my friend's play & it's kray-kray! Sex, violence (& that's just the audience)! Who knew theater was so dramatic? blogs.laweekly.com/arts/2012/09/n…

OMG! The company behind the Tupac hologram is bankrupt (probs after a hostile takeover by the Holographic B.I.G.)!

No offense 2 my own Billy...but Clinton? Yeah, I'd still hit that.

My friend got a part in a 3D comedy opening this weekend! (It's a play in the Valley, so I won't even need the glasses...break a leg, babe!)

Note 2 Billy: OK, I just finished that book U got me & I'm down for 32 of the 50 shades of grey (maybe 37 if you buy me dinner first).

One Direction, Fatboy Slim in a giant hip-hoptopus & the Mayor of London dancing 2 the Spice Girls = multiple #Olympic Closing Ceremorgasms!

Congrats 2 the the US Women's Gymnastics team! (And if they ever add pole-dancing 2 the all-around, just call me, Aly, 'cuz I'm yr grrrl!)

Fox News thinks we're not being patriotic enuf about the Olympics, so USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! REAGAN!!! (How's that?)

My career counselor sez I gotta network 2 find a better job than stripping…but what good is Linked In if all your peeps are broke-ass, too?

My Dad always told me 2 shoot 4 the stars, but some grlz REALLY did...rock on, Sally Ride! cnn.com/2012/07/23/us/…

I can't believe the cops arrested Fred Willard just 4 paying tribute 2 Ernest Borgnine in his own special way! tinyurl.com/cfweuk6

Dream sex isn't cheating, right? 'Cuz let’s just say Peter Dinklage ain’t little all over! (He even bought me dream breakfast after! ♥♥♥!)

OMFG! Been away on vacation & totes missed the TomKat split! Has anyone told Oprah’s couch yet?

I ♥♥♥ Billy, for realz -- but I don't think I realized at our wedding that we'd have 2 B married, like, EVERY DAMN DAY!!!

Billy wants 2 visit a 17th century Pilgrim village in Plymouth 2-day, but I prefer my history with more vamp slaying & less butter churning!