Andrew Osborne

The last Colbert show airs on May 21...and this handy website is counting down the days until it's time to cancel your MAGA Paramount+ subscription! #CancelParamountPlus cancelparamountpluscountdown.com

Bullshit.

Or, in MAGA-speak, "DEI unfairly robs Trump of Boston Marathon victory." pbs.org/newshour/natio…

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If you're okay with kids dying in wars, you're maybe not as pro-life as you think you are.

This is what happens when you vote against your own best interests. 🤣

You’re one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan Designed and directed by his red right hand.

Are you coming to the tree? youtube.com/watch?v=vZPzZ_…

@JonesandKeefe I'm bummed The White Stripes didn't make it out of the first round (even WITH "Blue Orchid" as a @JonesandKeefe show staple) but that's bracketology for ya.

Round 1 - “Grab Bag” Bracket (Vote Below)

@JonesandKeefe Gotta say, I'm happy to see The Cranberries are keeping it closer than I was expecting. #PogueMahone!!!

Round 1 - “Grab Bag” Bracket (Vote Below)

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@hotgayscientist @DNC I hate lima beans so I will continue to eat glass.

A non-exhaustive list of Democrat potential presidential candidates for whom I (and many Leftists) will *NEVER* vote, no matter how terrible the Republican is: ▪︎ Kamala Harris ▪︎ Pete Buttigieg ▪︎ Gavin Newsome ▪︎ Josh Shapiro ▪︎ Cory Booker Take note, @DNC!

Not fascist at all! And, frankly, corporate greed has impacted my actual day-to-day life WAY more than illegal immigration ever has, so can we please start using these Gestapo ICE tactics on billionaires instead? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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"Charlie's the most transparent leader we've ever had!!! He shares every thought and we obey without question!!!"

Anne Frank should have just smiled more and complied with the authorities.

Triggering the #MAGASnowflakes!

#SnoopMAGADogg, no. #Weirpinski, yes, yes, a thousand times yes. #WinterOlympics

Remember, we're not trapped in here with MAGAs. MAGAs are trapped in here with us. youtube.com/watch?v=OoM8mc…

@EastEndJoe Avada Kedavra, asshole.

Joe Biden Won!