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Happy one-year anniversary to the idea of injecting disinfectants and fuck you to anyone who voted for this moron AFTER he said it.

Dude didn't have ONE PERSON on his staff that could knock out a speech for him? That's just military-grade stupidity.

A reminder: Nobody named "Chip" should ever be in a position of power.

The solution: Well, it sure as hell isn't MORE social media.

No wonder we're all a fucking emotional mess. We can't keep doin' this to ourselves, but the need for connection is so strong that, as the moths that we are, we willingly fly face first into the bug zapper. 3/

Why social media is a mindfuck: Think about it, as you scan your timeline, you read one story or comment about one subject, invest a few seconds reading article, become emotionally invested (or not)... 1/

@DonaldJTrumpJr Jealous much, failson? thedailybeast.com/what-is-failso…

When is enough enough with this clown? He can sleep with a Chinese Spy, Lie on TV nonstop, use campaign funds for booze & limos, shit himself on national TV and he's still on the Intel Comittee. WTF?!? Swalwell spent thousands of campaign $$$ on booze etc foxnews.com/politics/swalw…

@TrueFactsStated Blue Origin is just Red Bull with a bald guy.

Not a space geek but shouldn’t the billionaires have to orbit the earth like John Glenn did fifty years ago for it to count?

The beginning of Rush's skinny tie period. I didn't pick up on it so much at the time, but, yeah, somebody in the band really liked The Police's "Ghost In The Machine" album. youtube.com/watch?v=EYYdQB…

@AP GOP providing even more cover to billionaires. When and where will it end?

A proposal to strengthen IRS enforcement and help fund a nearly $1 trillion bipartisan infrastructure spending deal is officially off the table, Republican Sen. Rob Portman said. He cited “pushback” from fellow GOP lawmakers who dislike expanding the IRS. apne.ws/iXmnjbM

Apropos of nothing, fuck all those pasty white GOP jackals that stand behind Mitch McConnell whenever he speaks.

@tracey_thorn You wuz on my wall with Debbie Harry and Joan Jett.

I’m on a wall with Mick Ronson ❤️

Words To Live By: Never presume that someone named Cody knows better than you do.

Point of Entry is the best @judaspriest studio album, PERIOD! Don't let the dot matrix printer paper flowing off into the horizon fool you. youtu.be/69pcaKcO73w

I used to work for a politician who tweeted that very same verse anytime his wife was out of town for the weekend so that his mistress would know he'd be available. You must have the same mistress.

@marcorubio The Cracker Barrel Christian hath spoken!

Praise the LORD, for he is good; for his mercy endures forever; Psalms 136:1

Trump needs a better opening act...maybe JFK Jr. instead of Bill "Falafel" O'Reilly.

@kylegriffin1 $5 sez Trump will fake an injury or medical condition and cancel this tour (all the while enjoying the sympathy he doesn't deserve). No way will his ego let him play to a half-empty arena in FLORIDA of all places.

Trump is having trouble selling advance tickets for his upcoming speaking tour with Bill O'Reilly. "There's still a lot of tickets open." "We have concerts that are doing a lot better than this." "It hasn't been [selling] like crazy." politi.co/3ihoRh0

@MysterySolvent The "Falafels and Bone Spurs" Tour.

What should the Bill O’Reilly and Trump tour be called?

@CityLab Which doesn't come close to explaining why such cameras will be decked out with the latest in facial recognition software...next step, paid advertising displays next to each camera/painting. I mean, why not?

Using cameras to monitor people looking at artwork, researchers hope that the data can help define "attraction value" for specific works of art, leading to changes in museum and gallery layout and exhibit scheduling trib.al/dAQZQEV