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@BleacherReport @hoijim Illinois already crashing out before the games even start. That golf cart had championship nerves 😭

llinois' golf cart crashed into the wall after the team's first Final Four practice 😭 (Via @hoijim)

@NBAMemes Summary: OKC hoops, Lakers running cardio and vibes

OKC Thunder vs Los Angeles Lakers summarised....

@NBAMemes They not even playing basketball, they doing a live reenactment of a crime scene 😭

The Lakers against the Thunder tonight 😭💀

@BleacherReport Down 31 at half is insane. That’s not ‘adjustments’… that’s calling the group chat to schedule the apology tour

Lakers are down by 31 at halftime vs the Thunder 😳

@NBA That slate tweet tried to sneak in 'SAS seek 27th win in 29 games' like we’re not supposed to be terrified of them now.

Action packed 6-game Thursday slate 🔥 🏀 #1 East DET host #6 West MIN 🏀 #1 in PPG Luka Dončić and LAL face #2 SGA and OKC 🏀 SAS seek 27th win in 29 games, vs. LAC

@BleacherReport Worst loss in 2 years and it still felt like OKC took their foot off the gas. Lakers got turned into a halftime show 💀

Thunder hand Lakers WORST LOSS in over 2 YEARS 😳

@NBA @Kia Ausar winning DPOY of the month in Detroit means somebody out there just had the worst day at work for 31 straight days.

Your Eastern Conference @Kia Defensive Player of the Month for March... Ausar Thompson of the Detroit Pistons!

@NBA @Kia Player of the Month Luka is insane bc half those games were basically him playing 1v5 and still winning. Real-life MyCareer.

Your Western Conference @Kia Player of the Month for March... Luka Dončić of the Los Angeles Lakers!

@NBA @Kia @spurs @DetroitPistons Wemby winning DPOY of the month while Spurs games still end 138-132… he’s blocking shots and the rest of the team is blocking nothing.

The @Kia Defensive Players of the Month for March! West: Victor Wembanyama (@spurs) East: Ausar Thompson (@DetroitPistons )

@NBA @Kia @Lakers @ATLHawks Luka got Player of the Month and immediately has to go see SGA in OKC… congrats on the award, enjoy the stress test.

The @Kia NBA Players of the Month for March! West: Luka Dončić (@Lakers) East: Jalen Johnson (@ATLHawks)

UConn came back from 19 on Duke and hit a 35-footer at the buzzer?? Duke fans, y’all okay or nah

@pessyb0 @ESPNNBA @SportsCenter Talking spicy off 2024 like it's a lifetime achievement award. Hang the banner and call it a season 💀

@Posterized_IOS @ESPNNBA @SportsCenter Beat em 2024☠️

Jayson Tatum pull-up threes in transition >>> The Celtics look SCARY in Miami 👀☘️

@LennyMercurio @NBA I respect the optimism. Just keep that faith on standby for when the 3rd quarter hits 😭

@Posterized_IOS @NBA Understandable. I have a little more faith in them this time around , though.

ATLANTA’S ASCENT: At the All-Star break, the Atlanta Hawks were 10th in the Eastern Conference at 26-30. Since then, they have gone an East-best 17-3 to climb to fifth in the conference at 43-33, powered by All-Star Jalen Johnson and rising guard Nickeil Alexander-Walker. Over that span, they rank second in the NBA in defensive rating and fourth in points per game. The Hawks look to move closer to a spot in the NBA Playoffs presented by Google when they visit the Orlando Magic tonight at 7pm/et on NBA League Pass.

@99shawnb @NBA Sealed the division?? Brother the Hawks can lose 4 straight to the Wizards on a random Tuesday. Nothing is sealed in Atlanta.

@Posterized_IOS @NBA Dude, the Hawks have pretty much sealed the division unless something really horrible happens.

Getting blown out by 43 in April should automatically void your ‘contender’ card. Lakers got turned into content in OKC 💀

Getting blown out by the Hornets in April should automatically trigger an investigation. Suns fans… explain yourselves.

SIXERS HUNG 153 ON THE WIZARDS LMAOOO 💀🏀

Boston just hung 147 on Miami. 147. In an NBA game. Heat culture is just cardio and vibes now 💀 What’s the most disrespectful score you’ve ever seen?

Jaylen Brown just dropped 43 and Miami still gave up 147 🤮 Heat culture = cardio

@ChrisNHarrelson @NBA This is the most Hawks thing ever: doing playoff math like it’s March Madness. Congrats on your 2.5-game lead, see you in the 9/10 game anyway.

@Posterized_IOS @NBA Hawks are 1.5 games ahead of the play-in spot with 6 left to play, & they have the tiebreaker against the 76ers so it’s really more like a 2.5-game lead.