Dairy Garcia 🥛

@SetupManBrian Hopefully

So are we seeing the last 161 games of Ian Happ?

@BronxBmbrz Guy just yells

Do people actually spend their time watching this

@SoxSideJustin Obsessed

All I ever hear from Cubs fans is that Wrigley is always packed no matter the score. Yet it looks like they packed it up early on Opening Day.

@TheWapplehouse Imagine not having 10 bands

Couldn’t’ve happened to a shittier person

@Eric_Erins Makes too much sense need to add some pastors, consultants and more red tape to get that to $800k a unit

That pencils to $298,350 a unit. In an elevator building. Not bad at all

@SoxInTheBasemnt Evergreen

After 90% of sports talk in Chicago was about the Cubs today as if the White Sox didn't exist, don't blame us for enjoying this a little.

@barstoolWSD First of 500+ cubs tweets this season. Maybe learn how to wash your clothes at 40

The sox have looked like ass today (duh) but it brings me joy knowing all my asshole coworkers are watching the cubs get their teeth kicked up at Wrigley

Which way western man?

@9mmsmg You should do it!

Erika Kirk should put on blackface and a fat suit and dance around in response, then watch the outrage. She, of course, won't. Rules and societal taboos don't really apply to black people. They can pretty much do and say whatever they want. Am I offended by Whiteface? Of course not. Are black people actually offended by blackface? Only on the surface because there is absolutely no self reflection present as to why they are offended. It's simply a strange type of secondary autonomic response. Like a heart beating or drawing oxygen into your lungs.

Chicagoans will see this and not vote in their local elections

Game 1 of 162

@chibbqk1ng Best of luck in your success. Love the OG on Fullerton. Will swing by.

@PoweredByComedy My friend opened the original on Fullerton and I’m teaming up with him to help with expansion plans. Third location at The Shops at North Bridge opened at the end of February.

The Smash & Dip has been a smash hit at Chicago’s Dog House. Double smash patties dressed w/ Provolone cheese + Italian Seasoning on a toasted bun with Giardiniera aioli, served with or without grilled onions plus gravy (au jus) for dipping. 15 w Washington (Loop location only).

@UziCryptoo Bro just learned about amortization schedule

We're 4 years into our mortgage. We've paid over $95,000 in mortgage payments – but our balance has only gone down by $31,000. The other $64,000 went to interest, taxes, and insurance. So yeah – owning a home costs a lot more than the price of the home.

@Dzikhead Are they boycotting still?

We might see an Opening day attendance at the Rate of below 25,000

@nickshirleyy Are you going to investigate the recent fraud of X investors or where the 38 billion dollars of tax payer subsidies he got over the last 20 years…. Oh wait

Strong men must be ready to stand up

@Mappy6984 Let me guess you rode the red line from Fullerton to Belmont once Mr Plainfield

No lies told

@KyleTuckerCBB Billy Donovan has been skating by in the NBA doing nothing for a decade plus. What makes you think he’d be a good coach in college? The game is completely different now then when he was relevant

If Billy Donovan takes another blueblood gig this cycle, Kentucky fans might storm Mitch Barnhart’s office. The timing works better for Billy D to have those conversations this year than two years ago, but he would’ve listened then if UK was willing to wait.

@DeseretStone Sounds like you want to kiss them

People are so used to fatties and roided out lifters that normal-weight guys in their 20’s look like kids. Most of history’s wars were fought by guys who looked like this and it would be a very serious mistake to underestimate their strength and speed.

@JohnBellBaby420 Sub 7 handicap Always allowed to wear them on a resort course tho

At what age do you stop wearing shorts? Post grad? 30s? When can I not wear shorts on the golf course anymore?