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This man swindled $10 million from women across Europe by pretending to be a billionaire diamond heir on Tinder. He served 5 months. Shimon Hayut of Israel had prior fraud convictions and a warrant out for his arrest Changed his name to “Simon Leviev”stealing the identity of a real Israeli diamond billionaire’s son Created a lifestyle of private jets, five star hotels, and bodyguards funded entirely by his previous victims Would meet women on Tinder, spend lavishly on them for weeks to establish trust Then claim his “enemies in the diamond business” were after him Send photos of his injured bodyguard as proof Beg for emergency wire transfers to untraceable accounts because his own cards were “being monitored” Then use that money to fund the lifestyle that attracted his next victim A literal Ponzi scheme built on Tinder dates Estimated $10 million stolen across dozens of victims in Norway, Finland, and Sweden Caught in Greece in 2019. Sentenced to 15 months in Israel. Released after 5 months for good behavior After the Netflix documentary aired he signed with a Hollywood agent and announced plans for a dating show He stole $10 million from women across three countries and got out in 5 months with a Hollywood deal

This man robbed a bank for $1, sat down and waited for the police, just to get free healthcare in prison In 2011 a man named Richard James Verone walked into a RBC Bank in Gastonia, North Carolina Handed the teller a note demanding $1 One dollar Then sat down in the lobby and waited calmly for police to arrive He was 59. No job. No insurance. A growth on his chest. Two ruptured discs. Calculated that a federal conviction would guarantee him full medical coverage inside prison The judge sentenced him to 3 years He got the surgery He got the treatment He told reporters on the way out he had no regrets A 59 year old American man robbed a bank for $1 because it was cheaper than seeing a doctor

People who are not rich must borrow to afford college. So in the long run, they wind up paying *more* for college than rich people who pay out of pocket upfront. In this way, student debt operates as a poverty tax, a form of punishment for being poor and wanting higher education. The answer is to end all “Poverty” taxes TAX THE EPSTEIN CLASS MORE, they’ll be fine…

This casino banned a man for winning too much at blackjack legally, he sued them, and the court ruled casinos can ban anyone for any reason forever Don Johnson won $15 million from three Atlantic City casinos in five months in 2011 Not card counting, Not cheating. He negotiated custom rule modifications before sitting down at each table Convinced the casinos to offer him 20% loss rebates and reduced deck penetration in exchange for his high roller action Then beat them using basic strategy with a mathematically significant edge baked into the contract they had signed All three casinos banned him for life after the losses He sued Borgata claiming the ban was retaliatory New Jersey court ruled that casinos are private property and can remove any patron for any reason at any time with no recourse He kept the $15 million He just can’t spend it in Atlantic City A man legally negotiated a contract that made blackjack beatable, won $15 million, and got banned for being too good at reading a contract

@kubosol9545 Abeg Nyash

What do you mean by larping is your alter ego? You are just simply evil

@Five69 Missed you my brother❤️

Holy shit Being gone for 6 months really makes changes noticable. Grok Imagine, friends and foes. Some of you have become virtual legends while I was gone. Especially proud of both ITIA and UziCryptoo. What I really admire is seeing so many still grinding hard. In tough times, Crypto bleeds, scams and bs. I'm genuinely proud of many of you. Consistent MFers. Some have changed, adapted and grown massively. Be like water, be adaptable to new enviroments. Stay hard, Five69

The fact that $TROLL stayed over 100M throughout the dip should tell you it’s literally coded for DECA BILLIONS. This is the easiest bet you can make to turn $1,000 into $100,000. Crypto needs a Billion Dollar Runner The most obvious play is right in front of you $10B is the most conservative target for the KING OF MEMES. Troll is the chosen one See you at Billions

@CrashiusClay69 The fact that we held so well through this dip just proves we’re headed to billions. It’s literally so coded We are bidding the face of the internet

You are looking at the Mount Rushmore of memes Doge - 80B ath Pepe - 11B ath $TROLL - only at 100M market cap today if you mess this up, you will probably hate life knowing you missed all 3 of these Get your friends and family into the next 10B+ dollar meme It’s never gonna be more obvious than this

@ClickOnChain Bro is on to something 👀

I just realized something 👀 Fried eggs and fried chicken is the same thing 👀 Just at difftent ages 👀

@Serlyrl Safe travels Selene❤️

Almost in Florida 🥰 300 miles to go 💕

My boss just emailed me this Hi, I noticed you headed out a little early yesterday (4:57pm). While we appreciate your work, we need to make sure we are being fair to the rest of the team who stay until the end of the workday. To make up the time deficit, you can either take a slightly shorter lunch today or stay until 5:03pm this evening. Let's make sure we are watching the clock a bit closer moving forward We are a team! Thanks, Sharon A 9 to 5 is literally modern day slavery

You can't tax rich people on unrealized gains from stocks because "it's not real money until it's sold." So explain to me why my property taxes keep going up based on the unrealized value of my house? I didn't sell it. I didn't cash out. I didn't make a profit. But somehow I'm paying taxes on paper gains every single year. Interesting how "unrealized gains" only become a problem when wealthy folks are involved.

@binance I see a $TROLL face :)

Can you see it?

When I worked at Sears in the early 90's, the people there built entire lives off those jobs. The guy running appliances had three kids, coached little league every weekend, and retired after 32 years with a pension. One of the women in customer service bought her first house working full-time there, and the older guy in hardware took the same vacation to the Ozarks every summer because he could actually afford to unplug for a week. The managers knew everybody by name, the Christmas bonuses actually meant something, and the store was packed every holiday season because business was booming. Nobody thought they were "stuck" working retail - it was honest work that paid enough to live with dignity. Somewhere along the way, corporations started making record profits while the people keeping the place running could barely afford rent. When exactly did a steady full-time job stop being enough to build a normal life?

This is your regular reminder that the reason you're paying $100 for a tank of gas is because Donald Trump started an illegal war that he has no idea how to stop that has completely f*cked up the energy supply chain.

@MetamateDaz Nikita is destroying this application, idc what anyone says.

To those who prayed on my downfall... You won, 22 MILLION impressions is not enough for a payout apparently

A billionaire is someone who has enough money to make the world a better place for everyone and not even notice the dent in their wallet. A billionaire is someone who could change lives, end world hunger, end pollution, save the planet, and lose nothing from doing so. A billionaire is someone who actively refuses to do this. Eat them all.