Uzi

Gen Z might be the only generation that needs a degree, a portfolio, 3 internships, and a side hustle just to get ghosted by jobs paying $17/hr

You’re telling me that for me to be born it took 1 dad, 1 mom, 4 grandparents, 8 great‑grandparents, 16great‑great‑grandparents… and NONE of them left me even a single plot of land?

Hey @nikitabier Can we get a better chat experience? There’s way too many bugs with Group chats X is home for connections Some suggestions - Admin’s are able to kick out the group owner for some reason which is pretty absurd. - ability to pin a message in the group chat - There’s a bug which is very frequent where your not able to add people in the group chat. - Bring back Voice notes (I’m sure everyone agrees) - The group call feature is only available on ios Thank you

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My car battery died yesterday. The dealership wanted $250 for a new battery + replacement. AutoZone wanted $300 for a new battery + replacement. Instead of paying them, I watched a YouTube video and learned how to replace the battery myself. I went to the dealership and bought the battery for $180, went home and changed it. I saved $70 plus learned something new 😎

This guy printed $2,500,000 in his basement and served only 10 Months in Jail Jeff Turner wasn’t a criminal mastermind He was a broke guy in Knoxville Tennessee with a new baby and zero options staring at a pile of bills he couldn’t pay Most people in that situation take a second job or borrow from family Jeff looked at a $100 bill and saw a design problem He spent two months doing nothing but editing high resolution images of the note layer by layer breaking down every single security feature the Treasury thought was unbeatable The color shifting ink. The watermark. The security ribbon. The microprinting so small most people don’t know it exists He figured all of it out alone in a room with a computer Then came the paper problem Real currency paper is a specific cotton linen blend the government guards like a state secret Jeff tore pages out of bibles Bible paper is uniquely thin and opaque in a way that mimics real note paper closer than anything else commercially available He glued two pages together, printed both sides, added lacquer spray for texture and used iridescent green eye shadow to replicate the color shifting ink The Secret Service said his bills were the highest quality they had seen in 25 years  He built a distribution network, sold notes at 25 cents on the dollar and kept a detailed log of every single serial number he ever printed That last part is what got him One of the dealers he sold to discovered the fakes when a bill got wet and the makeup smudged. The dealer called the authorities and agents caught Jeff in his hotel room  They found everything. Tools. Files. The serial number log going back to day one But instead of burying him they sat him down and asked him to film tutorials explaining exactly how he did it The Picasso of counterfeiting teaching the feds his own techniques on camera He served 10 months  Now he runs a legitimate printing company, stays sober and coaches his kids The same hands that fooled the government are now doing it the right way Sometimes desperation just finds the wrong door first

@selenemetax Did you hit 5M impressions selene?

Me: ‘I’m gonna monetize my content’ Also me: refreshing analytics like it’s life support 💀

Yes, a cashier at McDonalds SHOULD be able to afford rent, groceries, & bills on just that 1 paycheque alone. THAT'S WHAT JOBS ARE FOR.

@iamtressy Turn around

Gym dox 🏋🏻‍♀️>>>>💞

People work 8–10 hours a day, 5 days a week for someone else’s profit. Then they spend 4 hours at night staring at screens. Basically, living for weekends + 4 weeks PTO on repeat until age 65. While the government takes 25–30% their income. And we’re told this is “normal.”

all millenials are 30 years old, completely financially destitute, but with intact hairlines and cute but tattooed wifes. all zoomers are 22 years old, have seven figure net worths, but are almost completely bald and have less than a 1% chance of ever finding a wife

This girl convinced New York’s richest banks and hotels she had a $67 million European trust fund that never existed Anna Sorokin grew up in a small Russian town with a father who drove trucks for a living She moved to Germany as a teenager, got a taste of fashion magazines and wealthy circles and decided that was the world she belonged in She had no money, zero connections and no credentials What she had was an accent that sounded expensive and an ability to act like she’d never once worried about a bill in her life She moved to New York and became Anna Delvey Fake German heiress with Real Balenciaga bags. She walked into the most exclusive hotels in the city and checked in like she owned them When the bill came she’d bounce a bad check or promise a wire transfer that never arrived and move to the next hotel before anyone caught on She convinced actual banks to consider giving her a $22 million loan to fund a private arts club for Manhattan’s elite She had fake bank statements. Fake financial documents. A vision board with real architects and real lawyers who all believed she was real She took a private jet to Morocco with her friends and stuck them with the bill when her card declined The friends paid Because who questions a Rockefeller When it unraveled the hotels, banks and friends were left holding losses worth hundreds of thousands Anna got sentenced to 4 to 12 years She served less than 4 Netflix paid her more money for her story than most people make in a lifetime The system she conned ended up making her famous A Russian truck driver’s daughter who almost bought Manhattan on a fantasy The world she spent years faking eventually just became hers

@quang250802 Consistency goes a long way 🤝

How to become a Web3 Alpha Creator in 4 months from 0? > Focus memes & alpha > Understand your audience & where they hang out > Share daily insights & playful takes > Interact 100+ times per day > Build a Telegram/alpha channel for loyal followers > Know how to spot early signals & alpha projects > Be consistent and entertaining > Don’t just share – create community vibes Eventually, followers, collabs, and alpha reach come naturally. He shows consistency & community beats luck. Am I right, @UziCryptoo? Who should I break down next? Drop names below 👇

@kubosol9545 Bro woke up & decided to spit facts!

Defending a person & then experiencing why nobody likes them is very humbling

I had a manager who said he “couldn’t afford to invest.” But he took a family $7,000 vacation every year. $7,000/year at 8% for 30 years? $792,000. We don’t lack money. We lack priorities.

My son just told me he’s gay I burst into tears But not for the reason you think You see, I understand that statistically, men earn about 20% more than women Marrying a man instead of a woman is simply a wise long-term financial decision So proud of my son ❤️

The Benefits of 40% income tax in Netherlands: -get 70% of salary by govt if lost job -get paid sick leave for 2 years -get a 26 week parental leave -get free Education -get $480 quarterly for every child -get Free Hospital care for children -get Safest Highways what are you getting?

@LLaurasoyjak @IThinkItsArt I’m right here Laura 🤝

who's active and grinding? let's connect 🤝🏼

This 16 year old built a $300 million company on Wall Street that was entirely made up Barry Minkow grew up watching his parents struggle to pay bills in a small house in California He decided at 15 that poverty was never happening to him again So he started a carpet cleaning business out of his parents garage with borrowed equipment and zero experience But the money wasn’t coming in fast enough So he started lying First small lies to get loans from local banks Then bigger lies to get bigger loans Then he discovered something dangerous The more confident and polished he looked, the more people just handed him money without asking questions By 16 he had fake invoices, fake contracts, fake client lists He invented entire corporations that existed only on paper as customers of his business Banks saw the revenue and kept lending Investors saw the growth and kept buying Wall Street saw the numbers and took him public on the stock exchange at 21 ZZZZ Best, his carpet cleaning company was valued at over $300 million He was on the cover of magazines being called the next great American entrepreneur The entire thing was an empty warehouse and a photocopier When it collapsed the banks lost $26 million and investors lost everything Barry went to prison for 25 years But here’s the twist He came out, became a pastor, and then turned FBI informant exposing fraud cases worth billions The FBI hired the exact same brain that fooled Wall Street to protect Wall Street Some people are just built different