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"Moms don't want to work anymore.." Actually Mom's don't want to pay $2,400 a month for someone else to watch their kid hit every milestone. They don't want to miss the first steps because they were on a Zoom call at work. They don't want to ask for time off to take their sick baby to the doctor. Moms don't hate working. They hate working in a system that pretends their family doesn't exist.

In 2025, the US gave over $50 billion in foreign aid. With that money, you could: - Build hundreds of new public schools - Repave tens of thousands of miles of crumbling roads - Build dozens of new hospitals - Fund clean water infrastructure for every Native American reservation in the country, twice. - Eliminate the federal gas tax - Cut costs on every utility bill in America - House every homeless veteran in the country, with room to spare Now explain to me why we’re sending billions overseas when we can’t fix our own roads, hospitals, or water systems at home.

@CrashiusClay69 @DrTrollhattan 40B is the most conservative target for the $TROLL face

Troll will hit 10B+ People can only bullshit their way with failed narratives and cash grabs for so long before they have to revert to the last option standing to make it for themselves Not a matter of if Just time

The most disrespected sentence in the English language is: “I cant afford that.” You get: “JUST BUDGET BETTER” “CUT THE LATTES” “HAVE YOU TRIED UBER EATS DELIVERY ON THE SIDE” Nobody Says: maybe the problem is that rent doubled in 4 years and wages didn’t.

@kubosol9545 Wow seems like cavemen have a lot of time on their hands

120 replies every morning keeps your account away from inactivity

@phantom Easy lawsuit thanks

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@kallecrack12 @CrashiusClay69 Isn’t your team out of the world cup already?

@CrashiusClay69 They’ve scored 2 or more bcs they’ve played against bums, now they play against a decent team. Stop acting smart. Just bcs they’ve scored 2 every game doesn’t mean they’ll score 2 or more for the rest of the tournament

Next lock Argentina to score 2 goals or more Theyve done this every game of the world cup These odds are sus but cant overthink it Should be 1.65x or 1.55x imo So putting our 2 win streak on the line here Can we advance to 3 wins in a row and 16 out of our last 17 The way i see it France scores 2-3 goals every game on the other side of the bracket Argentina is the team that always scores 2-3 goals on this side of the bracket Its much harder to see Argentina winning with only 1 goal against this fraud squad Switzerland thats lucky to be here Than scoring at least 2 Lets advance to 3 in a row here 🙏 Dont bet the house.

@V2MetaX Iv literally watched you grow champ, keep going.

2 MORE FOR 4.7K IS CRAZY I AINT GON LIE TO YOU..

@_Shadow36 We already won shadow, its a matter of time. We know where we belong

No fucking reason $troll hits 288m and $150m and doesnt get an ounce of love from these bigger players. All we got is ignored and fucking shit on. Organic 65k community from the fucking MUD WE BUILT THIS. Got the ip Got ORGANIC listings Team is cooking and doing dope shit And its the fucking troll face meme. We kept working no matter what. I hate the disrespect we get man. And we are STILL at 50m rn. Cant wait to go to billions bro. FUCK these niggas

@MrDigit Thank you for this life changing advice digit

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@playmatejaylene Haaland is only one person, England should dominate 💯

A 12 year old talked a car salesman into a Mercedes test drive by claiming to be a Saudi prince. Thirty years later he was still doing it, and this time a billionaire almost handed him $440 million. – Anthony Gignac started posing as royalty at age 12, convincing a Mercedes salesman he was the son of a Saudi prince to get a test drive. - He was arrested 11 times over the following decades for schemes built on impersonating Saudi or Middle Eastern royalty. - In 1991, at 21, he racked up nearly $3,500 in hotel bills and $7,500 in limo charges, telling staff his royal family would cover it. The LA Times called him “Prince of Fraud.” - He once convinced American Express to issue a platinum card with a $200 million credit limit under the real prince’s name. - By 2015 he’d upgraded from scamming hotels to scamming investors, using a fake firm to sell stakes in businesses that didn’t exist. - In 2017 he went after his biggest mark yet: a $440 million stake in Miami’s Fontainebleau Hotel. - The billionaire owner believed him at first , flying him on his private jet, buying him over $50,000 in jewelry. - He got suspicious only after watching the supposedly devout Muslim “prince” order pork at dinner. - Investigators seized $450,000 in jewelry and $80,000 cash from him at arrest. - He’d defrauded investors of more than $8 million in total. - He was sentenced to 224 months, over 18 years in federal prison. - A court later ordered him to pay back $7 million to his victims. A 12 year old lying about his dad got him a test drive. A 47 year old telling the same lie almost got him half a billion dollars.

Today I'll work a 9-hour day to pay for illegals to have free housing and healthcare. Most of my paycheck will go to taxes, my inflated mortgage and my insanely high health insurance costs-my taxes will fund fraud, global communism, and illegal border hoppers. I put away a measly amount so my children can hope to one day afford college, while the illegals who just showed up here will go for free. My American children will be paying loans well into their 30s while they compete with debt free foreign invaders for a low paying job outside their degree. This is the new American dream brought to us by criminal politicians and corrupt judges. 🇺🇸🆘

I don't know if you have ever tried to get a home loan, but holy shit they will ask you why you bought coffee 3 times in one week 5 years ago. Now, you want me to believe that someone who came to America without a bank account or a SSN bought up all the houses and that's why they are ungodly expensive? Go Fuck Yourself.

$100k salary today has same value as $54k salary in 2000. $100k salary in 2000 is the same earning $187k in 2026. Stop pretending $100k is a big deal, it’s just not anymore.

@playmatejaylene I heard all 5 ref’s are from argentina, should we be worried?😭

France for the win 🏆 although.. this could be an insane upset from Morocco! what do you think? 👀

THE U.S. economy basically works like this: Get paid $5,200. Pay $2,200 in rent. $650 for groceries. $550 for the car, insurance and gas. $450 for health care. $350 for utilities and internet. Then try to make the leftovers survive until payday. And somewhere along the way, someone who bought a house for $95,000 in 1993 will explain that your real problem is netflix and coffee.

"Why do sexual assault survivors wait so long to come forward? Seems suspicious to me." WE HAVE A RAPIST AS A SUPREME COURT JUDGE, A RAPIST IN CHARGE OF OUR MILITARY, AND A RAPIST AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, WHO IS THE MOTHERFUCKING EPSTEIN FILES. Fuck all the way off with your victim blaming bullshit.

Married & homeowners by age 30 1950: 50% 1960: 52% 1970: 48% 1980: 45% 1990: 43% 2000: 35% 2010: 25% 2026: 12% What happened to the American dream?

@NorthshoreRob59 Your fix for a broken cost of living is literally ‘find someone else struggling and combine bills.’ Thanks for proving the point 😂

@UziCryptoo We're back to the same thing, Mr Africa. Don't pay $2200 in rent. Just getting a roommate cuts that $2200 in half. Or make yourself presentable and nice enough that someone else might consider being your significant other. That also cuts your rent in half. With benefits.