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Cataloging theological mischief-makers, sharing interesting Christian things. https://t.co/nxQ3RdFVcN @protestianet @coconservative7

Denver, CO Beigetreten Şubat 2012
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We're ramping up the sites of Protestia Network as we speak! Official announcement from @coconservative7 coming soon, but in the meantime, give @ProtestiaNet a follow to stay in the know!
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At one of Canada's most progressive churches, an woman does a rendition of Coldplay’s “Fix You”… reimagined as “Heal You”
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This is a wild turn of events
Steve Nichols@DrSteveNichols

Any season of transition can be difficult. The narratives and communications circulating about us on social media over the past few days have made this season even more difficult for us and our family. We want to express our deep gratitude for the twelve years we spent at Reformation Bible College and Ligonier Ministries. We are thankful for that time and for the people we had the privilege to serve. We also appreciate that both RBC and Ligonier have conducted themselves in an amicable, gracious, and honorable manner during this season of transition, and we have sought to do the same. Since others have shared their version of events, we believe it is appropriate to share ours. In January 2024, we learned from the counselor of our daughter, Grace, that he had submitted a report to the Florida Department of Children and Families of suspicion of sexual abuse of Grace by Stephen Adams. On January 10, 2025, we reported suspicion of sexual abuse of our daughter by Stephen Adams to Saint Andrew’s Chapel. Over subsequent meetings, we realized that we were at an impasse with our church and that we had different perspectives on how to handle this situation. On April 21, 2025, we notified a pastor at Saint Andrew’s that we would begin the process of finding a new church. We notified him again on July 20, 2025, that it would be our last Sunday (and it was). We each received separate indictments two days later, July 22, 2025. We were accused of slander, unresolved anger, collusion to deceive, failure to follow session directives, and breach of membership vows. There was never a trial, and our case was never adjudicated. After Saint Andrew’s Chapel voted to disassociate from the PCA on December 14, 2025, we immediately resigned our memberships. On Sunday evening, December 14, we joined New Hope PCA in Eustis, Florida, by testimony. On January 27, 2026, Saint Andrew’s found us guilty of contumacy, which is the failure to submit to the authority of the church and refusal to appear before the church. Afterwards on February 25, 2026, at their request, we met with a committee of the session to answer any questions and hopefully bring some resolution to our differences. On March 10, 2026, Saint Andrew’s excommunicated us, not on the underlying indictments, but for contumacy. We remain members in good standing at New Hope and are grateful for the love, care, and support of our pastors and our church during this season. We reported suspicion of sexual abuse of our daughter, we ended up indicted, and we ended up excommunicated. We are deeply saddened by all that has taken place and grieved for everyone involved. Our prayer and hope is that the central issue will not be lost. At the heart of this issue is the suspected sexual abuse of our daughter. —Stephen and Heidi Nichols

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Episcopal pastor says Jesus and the Samaritan woman at the well were FLIRTING, because Jesus' use of the term 'Living Water' is actually a double entendre and a 'first century euphemism for 'SEMEN.'
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My daughter uses my wife's phone so much, that every time I see a request to bring home junk food or take out, I have to ask her a series of questions about events that happened 20 years ago that only my wife would know, in order to verify who's REALLY making the request. 🤩🤩🤩🤣
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Last night, after she’d gone to bed, my 16 y/o daughter receives a text from a friend. (We keep electronics in our room at night). I know my daughter isn’t gonna see it for a while and I know the answer to the girl’s dance-class-related question. So I just pick up the phone and answer it really quick as if I’m my daughter and leave it at that. Tonight, I see her giggling over her phone. I ask what’s up. Apparently, the other girl’s mother had just wanted to get an answer to the question really quick, so she picked up HER daughter’s phone and texted mine as if she were her daughter. (basically both of us were too lazy to go through the rigmarole of explaining, “hi, this is Mrs. So-and-so, and here’s why I’m texting you on your friend’s phone…” But the funny part was how the two girls figured this out. Because the first one was so appalled at seeing her mother‘s perfectly punctuated and capitalized sentences, that she felt she needed to come clean that it was her mom lest my daughter think she is that conscientious. And my daughter, likewise, didn’t want her friend to think that SHE uses correct grammar when texting either. So what I learned today is that it is apparently humiliating to be caught correctly formulating sentences via text.
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Wait till the 0.14 second mark for a real treat from 'prophet' David Richard. Also RIP the cleaning crew.
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'Roman Catholic' Milo Yiannopoulos announces he is an "ex ex gay" after previously claiming to be "sodomy-free" and celibate after consecrating his life to "St. Jospeh." He previously said in an interview with Lifesite News: "My own life has changed dramatically, though it crept up on me while I wasn’t paying attention. I’m someone who responds to micromanagement and accountability, so I’ve found counting days an effective bulwark against sin. In the last 250 days I’ve only slipped once, which is a lot better than I predicted I would do… The best metaphor I know is that of a flower blooming – “Whatever is loving in man and whatever is lovable in man is Christ in man.” I take this to mean that the more love and the less lust in us, the more we cease to obscure Christ and instead reveal Him, in whose image we are made. I don’t mean to suggest it’s been easy, just simple: Our Lord endured worse than any of us and promised us that we have to take up a heavy cross each day. Ronald Knox says the Via Crucis shows us the 3 ways we can carry our cross: With bitterness, like the unrepentant thief; with grim resignation, like the repentant thief who said it was what he deserved; or with love, like the Lord, who never minimized suffering but said it would, in God’s time, redeem us."
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ex ex gay sorry mom :/

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With the release of the new SBC #metoo minidoc, let's remember the time Protestia publisher David Morrill (@coconservative7) made the greatest of all motions at the 2024 SBC annual meeting about this very thing.
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With the release of the new SBC #metoo minidoc from CrossPolitic, let's remember the time Protestia publisher David Morrill (@coconservative7) was nominated for SBC President, going head-to-head against Clint Pressley to adress this very thing. 🔥
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"As the spiritual leader of a progressive church, the idea of someone else judging what is correct or allowed fills me with fear and dread." UCC impastor Rev. Karen Curtis-Weakley saying the quiet part out loud.
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