PulpKetchup

I just started researching rabbit holes and found a bunch of YouTube conspiracy theories about why rabbits dig them.

@PulpKetchup Stuff it up your ars3?

A new restaurant has opened up nearby. It’s called America (like the 70s folk band) The restaurant has an extensive menu, and I’ve been working my way, backwards, through each item. I’ve been through the desserts but the hors d’oeuvres remain. No you shut up.

Your fourth most frequently used gif is how you feel about Johnson stepping down as an MP

@Boabs21 Mate, horrible news. Fuck cancer.

🤩 @MumbrianSpinner have you seen this 😆 youtu.be/_j9Vm3t1HHI Disturbingly good.

@sarky_snake @deathofbuckley diagonals ftw

@deathofbuckley Not heard of this. Lengthways ? At an angle ? Widthways ?

Just popping over to a Hi-Fi Facebook Group to ask for advice on getting my CD collection onto audio tape to improve the sound quality. You?

Every now and then something happens on TikTok that transcends social media and becomes a *work of art*

@Squirlykat A haunted victorian catheter.

@SuddenlyTim @pauleggleston Similar to my problem, I always end up sleeping in an OXO cube box. Stock-home syndrome.

@pauleggleston Perversely, the longer it takes me to get these, the more I enjoy them. It's like some sort of Stockholm Syndrome.

- I can't find anywhere that will agree to host the premiere of my new film, 'A Diluted Yeast Extract Spread', because the title isn't catchy enough - 'A Thinner Marmite?' - They've *all* said no.

@GlennyRodge Ahh a joke for every occasion and always nice to read it again.

I am delighted to have just been appointed the new manager of Watford Football Club. I look forward to working with the players who were a great bunch of lads and I wish them all the very best for the future following my dismissal that occurred at some point during this tweet.

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@GreenPartyMolly @TheGreenParty #dontbuythesun #dontreadthesun

‘Ministers want to cut EU red tape saving businesses around £1bn’ Remember when we said Brexit was partly about undermining workers’ rights? Here are Tories suggesting an end to the need to log working hours Open season on exploitation by bad bosses thesun.co.uk/news/22303821/…

Am I the only one who isn't interested in "am I the only one who isn't interested in ..." tweets?

Got it stuck in my head didn't I

“No further action will be taken” I wouldn’t put money on that. I suspect a lot of action will be taken by those unlawfully arrested and detained.

@natboyslim @semtexsue @AndyStrawknee @MrsPLamb @AvoidingCrazies @nibbledbyducks I hear ya, but I’m talking about a hernia-like bulge when I do the sit-ups 😳

@PulpKetchup @semtexsue @AndyStrawknee @MrsPLamb @AvoidingCrazies @nibbledbyducks Well we all do. That’s why we’re here…