English Matt

Rob Schneider demands the return of the military draft. This nation’s children must be sacrificed for the glory of Deuce Bigalow.

@JimJarmuschHair He started an “AI production company” and is partnered with something called Massive Studios.

just what the fuck is going on here

@StevenWallaby A brand new DVD copy of Jurassic Park costs $5. You could get the first 3 on DVD together for $10.

Most hilariously bad advice I've seen in a minute, like do I even need to explain why this will end up so much more cumbersome and expensive than buying a rake of DVDs and popping them into your PS2-PS5 lmao

this is what you hear when you're dying and your soul is going up to heaven

Trump’s illegal and unprovoked bombing of Venezuela and kidnapping of its president are grave violations of international law and the U.S. Constitution. These are the actions of a rogue state. The American people do not want another regime change war abroad.

@feraljokes El Dia De La Bestia - satanic horror comedy from Spain

What is a fucked up Christmas movie that's good that's not eyes wide shut

@fatstevebuscemi Listen to her talk with your eyes shut, you can hear the Bobby Hill come through

@TactiGoth @justinboldaji @Jeopardy It’s probably for the best, it can’t have been important

@PulpPit @justinboldaji @Jeopardy You're right. But now that they deleted the post I don't even remember what we're talking about

@TactiGoth @justinboldaji @Jeopardy No - the expression is “just deserts”

@PulpPit @justinboldaji @Jeopardy It should be desserts. One S is sand, two S is strawberry shortcake

Insanely underrated. An excellent run from 1990 to 2001 and now they’ve been putting out great albums of punk inflected indie rock from 2010 onwards.

@taste_of_tbone Search Party writers (Chip Wreck, Dr. Amanda Baby, William Badpastor, Bob Lunch) Various Simpsons writers (Royce McCutcheon, Colonel Leslie Hap Hapablap, Benevenstanciano, Langdon Alger, Busty St. Clair)

This November in Austin, Texas. Tickets available online now.

@narc_maron Good finds!

gotta have the most esoteric taste at the flea market

@MKupperman This post is how I found out.

I still love Twitter. Where else am I going to find out about the death of a Liverpool man who enjoyed touching young men's muscles, apparently, and was much loved for it

#GIVEAWAY Here is your chance to win the 1/2500 MICHAEL HANEKE COLLECTION which comes with 16 excellent films 📹 To enter: 1. Follow us 2. Like the post 3. Retweet the post We will draw the winner next week! Good luck 🎹

@ChrisCuomo You are very stupid.

You are correct...that was a deepfake (but it really does sound like you). Thank you for correcting. But now to the central claim: show me you calling on hamas to surrender or addressing the bombing of a car in st louis belonging to the idf american soldier?...dude?

Sydney Sweeney’s Jean Genie