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Me after I tried to change my name to Elon Musk
Tama Tonga@Tama_Tonga
I’m out of #twitterJail you bitches. One of you is a #Rat
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rest in peace to chuck norris, who made possible my first and last paid tv role in 2001 as a background actor on the walker texas ranger finale shot at willie’s ranch. i’m on screen for about three seconds but received full craft service privileges (they had an omelet station!)
Traces of Texas@TracesofTexas
As y'all may be aware, Chuck Norris has died. Chuck was not born in Texas but he was associated with Texas and certainly had many traces of the Lone Star state, including his long-running role in Walker, Texas Ranger, his 1,000-acre ranch near Navasota and other business interests in Texas, being named an honorary Texan and an honorary Texas Ranger by Gov. Rick Perry etc... All I know is, when Chuck approaches the pearly gates, St. Peter had best be minding his P's and Q's. 😃 RIP Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris was an action legend and a great American.
”Variety” is an example of why so many people detest the media.
Variety@Variety
Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…
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@Srirachachau I learned that those clips helped inspire Chuck Norris facts where you saw the jokes you know about him.
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@DylanBaddour Sure, spread the misery around. Closest we'll come to socialism
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Seeing some of my tl learning Chuck Norris and AfroMan are MAGA in real time is good comedy
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Anyone interested in dating a puffy angry horny pepcid-popping eating machine or no
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The best part about being on my period is how I’m irritable and my skin breaks out and I get acid reflux and I can’t sleep and I’m bloated and my boobs feel like anvils and I have cramps and I want to eat everything in sight and I’m nauseous and I’m also the horniest person alive
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I’m sorry but this preposterous story, by a journalist who knows nothing about Mexico and doesn’t speak Spanish, based on a single source who’s obviously a compulsive liar, is the single worst article I’ve ever read in a national magazine, bar none
McKay Coppins@mckaycoppins
Last year, I met a Mexican athlete who told me an incredible story—that he’d been kidnapped in 2023 and forced to compete for his life in a secret tournament of cartels. Once I started reporting, the story only got more surreal. For the May issue: theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/…
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@ashleysbored @chiweethedog To get those silverware marks out, scrub with barkeeper's Friend here's a before and after on some Anthropologie plates i thrifted
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Think of all the mac and cheese and casserole and dip I will make!
literallyashley@ashleysbored
I FOUND BLUE CORNFLOWER CORNINGWARE AT THE THRIFT
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@mirandamelendy @TrueTexanMD @saveaustintx Ignoring for decades the thing that was only revealed yesterday? Sure pal
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@TactiGoth @TrueTexanMD @saveaustintx They would have been happy to continue ignoring that as they have for decades, were it not for his anti-illegal stance that is becoming more widely discussed
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The renaming of Cesar Chavez Street in Austin should honor Austin’s most famous and cherished cross dressing hobo and should be named - Leslie Cochran Lane
Audit Austin City Council@saveaustintx
I support this effort to rename Caesar Chavez street in Austin. However, the new name of the street should be created and voted on by Austinites NOT these politicians.
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@TrueTexanMD @saveaustintx I think it's the child rape is why he's being attacked
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@saveaustintx What’s funny is Cesar Chavez actively fought against illegal immigration. He even formed organizations to enforce the border. 🤣 I bet the left just figured that out, which is why they’re attacking him now. 🤦♂️
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@NRSC @jamestalarico You dumb fucks had to use ai for Texas barbecue?
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@LadyLioness713 @mccauley318 Nobody in Texas pronounces it like that. Maybe a child with a speech impediment might.
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@mccauley318 Leave Barbeque (pronounced in Texan ba'be'que) to Texas, Memphis, Tennessee, and Kansas.
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Is the BBQ in the picture?
General Will@GamecockWill69
South Carolina BBQ is by far the most superior bbq in the United States
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@posting_forever Funny coincidence that i was on the wiki pages for these yesterday and I'm American
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Irish-Americans were smart to invent a holiday where you have to kiss them. I'm inventing one for Indian-Americans that's hand stuff.
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@HuntClancy May be connected to recent Bigfoot sightings! defector.com/what-did-the-m…
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he’s baaaack (Dallas edition)
Red Panda Koala@RedPandaKoala
Another reported meteor like object reported in Dallas Texas
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