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@smtm_lfc1975 April 27th, Spurs at Anfield, bookmark this.

@TedUrchin I'll join you in July, but I'll be saying 23, and times three sotto voce

J'ai soixante-neuf ans aujourd'hui. Surely some mistake. The gods are taking the piss.

@AntSpeaks As an elderly Slovenian prostitute she scrubs up ok I guess.

These images of Melania Trump should serve as a litmus test of sorts to determine just how void of critical thinking some people truly are, even if observations of one’s looks and dress sense are subjective. If they can look at these photos and still claim Jill Biden or Michelle Obama had more elegance, class, and beauty, then I seriously question their judgment and it is only safe to assume their views are driven purely by political ideological loyalty.

@basedandbougie @Nigel_Farage @Telegraph Picture or it never happened.

🚨BREAKING! @Nigel_Farage has just revealed on the @Telegraph that his home was firebombed. When did politics become so violent? This is unacceptable!

@CLEMENCEOFENGL1 @RayClem1 @LFC @England Keegan was his ex team mate by the date of the match, admittedly only by 9 days.

June 12th 1977…. @RayClem1 walks out behind @LFC team mate Kevin Keegan as @England take on Argentina at La Bombanera in Buenos Aires. The game ends 1-1 as England remain unbeaten on their tour of South America with Clem conceding just one goal in three matches

@TheFungi669 Ouch 😂

I was never a fan of Charlie Kirk but deep down he’s not a bad guy.

@Chet_Cannon @FLOTUS Frazzled old Slovenian prostitute.

Prettiest First Lady ever and it’s not even close. It’s honestly laughable thinking about the countless magazine covers & articles fawning over the “style and beauty” of Jill Biden, Michelle Obama, and Hillary Clinton—lol—as if we don’t have eyes. God bless our stunning @FLOTUS

@triffic_stuff_ Same cunt who couldn't be arsed to vote? Get in the bin. 😂

🚨 BREAKING: FARAGE DECLARES “THE END IS NEAR” FOR KEIR STARMER! In a blistering takedown, Nigel Farage has unleashed on the Prime Minister, branding him “the most unpatriotic, unBritish leader the country’s ever had!” Farage warns that a crushing defeat for Labour in their own heartlands on May 7 will spell disaster for Starmer and predicts he’ll be OUT of Downing Street by midsummer! I hope he’s right! The problem is Labour will still be in government and someone like Rayner will probably take over. She’s just as bad, if not worse. Only when the whole rotten lot are gone can Britain truly begin the road to recovery.

@implausibleblog Also known as William the Bastard, funnily enough he didn't like the name

President Trump, "Last fall, Melania and I had the pleasure of visiting their Majesties at Windsor Castle, a structure that's so beautiful and so long that it never seemed to end" "I, uh, looked down as a former real estate person, and it just went on forever" "And it was built by a gentleman named William the Conqueror in the year 1070" "And I asked the king, I said, was he a nice man, William the Conqueror?" "He said, I tend to doubt it. I don't think so" "When they call you William the Conqueror, generally speaking, you're not going to be too nice. But he must have been something, because it was nothing like I've ever seen Windsor Castle" "But, uh, tonight, in return, we are really doing something that's very special. Preparing to celebrate the 250th anniversary of our Declaration of Independence. A big time in our country. Very big time"

@EricSpracklen Top notch journalism there poppet, definitely Pulitzer prize winning stuff.

Things I absolutely don’t care about: - King Charles - The State Dinner - England

@andrewc44104127 Fucking hell you're a fragile wee chap aren't you?

They won't be happy till every trace of our history and heritage has been wiped out.

@LuckyMcGee He doesn't want to be your King you silly person.

My favorite part of King Charles appearing before Congress was the part where all the liberals who refused to stand or applaud for Angel Moms or a kid with cancer, and who constantly scream “NO KINGS!” give a 3 minute standing ovation for a literal king. 🙃 What a bunch of disingenuous hypocrites.

@RichardGrenell @MELANIATRUMP Yes, for an elderly Slovenian prostitute she's aged reasonably well.

Melania is perfection. @MELANIATRUMP

@Michael67293772 @AmazingThailand Never managed to complete it

@AmazingThailand Soi 6 pattaya to beach road from second road

What’s the best road trip route in Thailand, in your opinion? #AmazingThailand

@NotThatHughes Keep up, he's always been a horrible cunt.

Dennis Wise is a fucking horrible cunt? When did this happen??

@geoffreyMyers1 You strike me as the kind of fella who would've thought Nuremberg was a travesty

Today #RichardLittlejohn articulates perfectly my opinion and I suspect that if many with regard to the outrage felt over the persecution of our Veterans.Just how did we end up with a Government that hates our Country so much ?

@MysterySolvents Zorro blanca.

What do you call Melania’s fashion look for today?

@3YearLetterman We allow children to finish school and not use them as target practice

I literally cannot name one thing that Great Britain does better than America

@RetroMoviesDB Riley

Sam Neill is cancer free! Legend! To honour him, What's the first role that comes to mind?

@w_terrence I've heard of Kimmel, but not you, so there's that.

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

@andrewc44104127 Bless, has he upset you?

Does anybody else just totally cringe when they see this man on the telly?