Slappie Mcjokester

@ToeTagginTambo What a joke... not a single one of them is leather bound.

2026 personal goal: read more physical books! I buy/collect a lot, but don’t read enough… If you could only pick 1 book here, what is it?

@jstratford83 @JustinRayGolf It happens much less than all three players making birdie on the same hole and even more so than all three players making par. Hope that helps.

@JustinRayGolf Kirk Philips and Spaun all just eagled the par 4 17th playing in the same group. Has that ever happened before?

The effort by @fantasynational has been a little slack as of late. Most weeks DK pricing is not uploaded until Tuesday afteroons and the Masters pricing has been out for nearly two weeks and it's still not there. As we figured would be the case with the change...

@HowTheProsDo Clicks

@PuttSweat And his aides all heard it.. idk why tell it

WTF

@HowTheProsDo Yeah but his story was some random dude in a military outfit just came up to him, outside of a SCIF, and started telling him the X Files plot? Hmmmmmmm

@PuttSweat Ya saw it as I dug in. Yet Gaetz was today soooo

You are welcome Sir

@bordersroad @Versuhtyle @andrewgray77 @RunPureSports @wiley77 Good to have you back. But I sure am glad my kids don't follow this account. Hope you came up with something better than "password123" for your account this time.

@Versuhtyle @andrewgray77 @RunPureSports @wiley77 i feel like that is very judgemental to assume i was hacked lol

Let’s see…. @bordersroad account has been hacked and turned into a gay porn feed and we now have @Versuhtyle on the @RunPureSports @wiley77 case…. Stay tuned…….

@therealblazeone @saltyalmonds_ Guy gets laid once, six and a half years ago and never shuts up about it. I'm willing to bet you $500,000 it never happens again.

@saltyalmonds_ My kid is 6 1/2 and plays club, you’ll realize soon enough it’s a money grab lol my son plays with kids that seem like they have 2 left feet. Still a good idea, club has better players than public. Separates the rich kids from the poor kids hahaaaaa 🤷🏻‍♂️.

Having a kid in sports has forced some thought. So far this is the philosophy I like I'll never be disappointed because he lost. I will be disappointed if he didn't play to win. Thoughts from other dads with kids in sports?

@DFSmonsterDevin @bordersroad Assuming it's someone who plays DK soccer slates

@PuttSweat @bordersroad Actually curious which homosexual amongst the gambling sphere it is though

Wilson's @bordersroad account has undergone quite a trans formation

@DFSmonsterDevin @bordersroad Poor Wilson

@PuttSweat @bordersroad Another W for the gays

@MMiklovich94 was kind enough to remind me that the Slappie Mcjokester handle I adopted came from one Matthew Wiley, who I affectionately called "Dad" for years I for one will wait for all the facts to come in to be sure this isn't another @MichaelRuvolo frame job like @CecPetes

@MichaelRuvolo @TheNopeRat If you had been the only one maybe

@TheNopeRat $3500 for ole Cecpetes

Never had more respect for Wiley than I do right now. Torching your entire online identity for 500k is so worth it. Cecil did it for a measly 5k. There’s levels to this.

@therealblazeone @TheNopeRat @zoltar24601 Checkers is Canadian chess

@TheNopeRat @zoltar24601 Cecil playing checkers. Wiley playing chess.

@buda3915 Good point. $250k it is.

@PuttSweat lol how could you even try to free roll a half a Mil, if that happened when I grew up someone be hurt bad or dead smh frecken crazy

I have let down a few of you who have followed my bets recently. So i gona share some bets for today

@ColonelJustard @therealblazeone @BigT44DFS @wiley77 Sadly he drowned while bobbing for apples last Halloween

@PuttSweat @therealblazeone @BigT44DFS @wiley77 Whatever happened to Cecil?

@ClubCamCole @therealblazeone @thechek182 He's definitely a bot.

@therealblazeone @thechek182 Are you a bot?