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Detective Blue
@REALDETECT1VE
The smartest and coolest Mira HQ employee! Definitely not an underpaid janitor! (parody/rp) Main: @backupblan8433
Mira HQ Beigetreten Mayıs 2024
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[AUDIO LOG: 6/15/XX 8:30 PM. MIRA HQ REACTOR.]
[WARNING: THIS FILE IS HEAVILY CLASSIFIED. IF YOU ARE VIEWING THIS AND ARE NOT PERMITTED MIRA FACULTY, IT WILL LEAD TO THE TERMINATION OF YOUR EMPLOYMENT.]
[Closed Int]
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Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made you feel sorry for them.
You all know who it is 🔥😂 (White)@richfamouswhite
Same as anyone else's childhood ❤️ Sitting alone in my rooms, joining my parents for work meetings; mostly so that I could learn the lesson of only speaking bad about crewmates behind their back to not lose their funding! 💸👍 It was pretty great! I never got out much
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This mess of a party is gonna suck to clean up. Uhh… for the janitor I mean. Who isnt me.
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~Int Bait~
[Blue stood in the far corner of the party, drink swirling in their hand no sign of him actually drinking it. His focus more on the crowd of crewmates drunk out of their mind.]
This party's a complete disaster...
[They sighed, swirling their drink again.]
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If anyone drank something laced at the party, you can come to the kitchen. @T1r3dDetective and I made some impromptu hangover kits if they help.
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I brought buckets as well in case others are still feeling ill.
Brown@Brown_TheChef
If anyone drank something laced at the party, you can come to the kitchen. @T1r3dDetective and I made some impromptu hangover kits if they help.
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@T1r3dDetective Uhhh... yeah, right, yeah that’s exactly why I didn’t think of it. Not about the beans in the detective life.
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@REALDETECT1VE Us detectives are usually not in it for the beans.
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Whoever spiked the drinks is reasonable for Pink if they pass out on the ground.
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@SlushieShifter Actually, now that you mention it, the only people I’ve seen that don’t seem out of it are me, the other detective blue, and the doctor blue. Hm.
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@T1r3dDetective That’s a great idea why didn’t I think of that.
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@REALDETECT1VE We could probably convince them for raises.
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There’s no cups left and everyone is drunk or something. This party sucks.
Executive of Propaganda||Among Us@amonguspillled
(It's June 15 for me) I see you all came to MIRA staff party. Please do enjoy yourself in this event, and please do not make a mess.
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@REALDETECT1VE I could make you slushies if you’d like.
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SHIT I FORGOT THE PARTY WAS TODAY I’M LATE AND ALL I HAVE TO WEAR IS THIS COMICALLY SMALL PARTY HAT
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