Slushie Shapeshifter

@Coralishere2 @MiraCrewComedy Woah…cool drawing!

Banana told me I should pick up a hobby so I’m more humane. Well they didn’t say it like that but- anyways I tried drawing for the first time..

@purpsamongus //I have like no braincells and this is my first time having a parody account so like…what is a mun? Is it like the character you’re parodying as?

//in celebration of the fight, i now have an ask the mun box so you can all plead with me to stop their fight!

//happy 100 followers! red and purple are fighting as your gift!

@GreenWormssss @GothGeology @Whittycrewmate //what is this chat man-

//big things happening on among us parodytwt

@2ManyOlives Ohhhh okay.

@SlushieShifter I believe she was a friend of my mom! Also a babysitter of mine... though. Due to some complications, things happened.

Found a baby photo in my coat, thought I should show it on here. I used to be called Ollie when I was a kid... it's a very cute name. Must say. 😊

@GothGeology Ok.

@SlushieShifter … I’ll try to get you actual food if you stop eating the damn rocks.

So I decided to, upon @BlackImposter’s “request”, take a better look into the ore+. So far findings have been primarily null. As I assumed, it an asteroid of some kind. It feels oddly a bit wet in some places. I’ll look more into it later, I guess. I still believe this is-

@GothGeology My bad I haven’t eaten anything in days and I got desperate Pink has been too busy doing paperwork so they couldn’t feed me for like a week

@SlushieShifter Dude.

@GothGeology Um…nothing. I haven’t been taking ore rocks behind your back what

@SlushieShifter What the fuck are you talking about

@GothGeology they taste so good though they have a crunchy outside and a very delicious inside

@SlushieShifter You shouldn’t eat rocks

@GothGeology But whyyyy?

@SlushieShifter No??

@Fishmoungus Um Aren’t you a fish how did you take this picture

purple… pur….

@2ManyOlives Hey man what’s that supposed to mean we’re not that bad

This may be strange for me to say. But sometimes I feel like an impostor with the way I lie. But even then, those impostors are more "real" than I could ever be.

@SkeldsBestMedic //Sorry man I’m broke as fuck

WHO is gifting ME this//

@CyanGoodVibes Why is Blue sending you these

*Looks at onlybeans* *Leaks onlybeans* *W Cyan ❤️‍🩹🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️*

@RedAmonger Damn what the hell happened at that party

#RedCrewmatesParty Event Update:

@2ManyOlives @PinkMIRAHQ Why- no, HOW are people giving birth on a ship?

@PinkMIRAHQ Oh my god.

Has anyone seen a child running around The Skeld? Tan apparently lost theirs.

@BestMiraCaptain What.

..Ah! I'm sure that means nothing! We were probably having a bad dream, or we might be running out of oxygen again! It's not like we're experiencing a loop where everytime we are about to reach to Industria, time resets back when Green and White came first on board!

@r3d_imposto25 Shapeshifting witchcraft

Yo, Green! It’s me! ur captain! heh. lol. it’s me man

@vent_gremlin You people are the reason I am not allowed on ships

YOU DONT WANNA BELIEVE IN STICK ALIENS? FINE. IM FARTING IN THE O2 FILTER.

@farmofworms Didn’t you fucking kill their dad

I was finish up some of my task until i heard some small squeaks in medbay... and saw this little guy! I'm sure it belongs to the Doc BUT they seemed to be sleeping- So! I took it into my own hands to take care of this little thing while they rest :)