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#ProTip: When making nachos, put a tortilla down on the plate beneath them. Trust. #BonusBurrito #NoCheeseLeftBehind
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Randi Nicole
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Randi Nicole
@RandiNull
Queen of the awkward sunburns. Lover of pachyderms, good branding, and my 270+ nerdlets 💛 #KhanAcademyAmbassador
Deep in the heart of Texas Beigetreten Temmuz 2009
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Partner took me to see the #ErasTourMovie less than 2 days ago. He hasn't stopped listening to Reputation since. The text messages are unhinged.
This is finally completely a @taylorswift13 household now. Only took a year.
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@Lissielys As one of the original Kennon targets back in like 2014-15, I'm dead. 🤣
I distinctly remember a round of "Who would ever block Randi?!!"
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@dabocla @bubbelspirit @WorstBestGamer @NoLieWithBTC It does matter when you consider the percent raise in tuition costs vs the percent raise in minimum wage.
I did similar in 2012, but I had 4 jobs and went to school full time, only reason I was able to make it out owing $2k is because those were not min wage and I lived at home
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Marjorie Taylor Greene voted along with every House Republican to overturn President Biden’s student loan forgiveness plan AND charge retroactive interest on everyone’s paused payments, calling the plan “unfair.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.
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All I see here is "do the thing I want and I'll get rid of STAAR... bc we can just get rid of STAAR"
Greg Abbott@GregAbbott_TX
Texas parents and their children deserve the time and effort it will take to pass critical school choice legislation this session.
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The couple sitting next to me at lunch is currently discussing what they would do during hometown dates if one of their 20-something-year-old daughters went on the #Bachelor.
Honestly, rooting for them in this imaginary space.
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@TaylorAllen_55 No... but with that cabinet under its going to continue looking too high, you have space for a bigger cabinet or should lower the TV.
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@k8roulette2 So the last time he covered was about when my current students were born... my current students who are selecting their highschool courses right now... 🤣
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There's a sick irony in the fact that the only dress I had to wear for a student's funeral today is the same one I wore to work his graduation.
Check on your people. Please.
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Had to turn my day date today into sitting at a cafe grading papers while they read a book and wait for me.... partner just said they were having "so much fun" without a hint of sarcasm.
That's how you do it.
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...it was ripe for stealing. I was mocked mercilessly. "It's never gonna happen."
BUT IT DID. And now I have this beauty to gift my dad for Christmas after talking to someone's wife and getting her to get him to trade me.
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I need yall to know I just finessed my way to a Yordan print from a Gnome at my new school's holiday Christmas party and it's beautiful.
I was told I would never be able to get rid of the Christmas Gnome, but I did it.
Every turn of white elephant I held up the gnome...
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Also half the barstaff keeps sneaking by to look at my phone for #WorldSeries updates. It's a great little night.
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I'm in a wine bar for the third time in at least 3, if not 4 months. Each time I've come alone, had a snack, read a book, and just sat quietly.
The barback remembered the book I'm reading. The bartender remembered my wine preferences.
I'm coming here forever.
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When you find out Lizzo is a Chapultepec girly 🙌🙌🙌
LIZZO@lizzo
Shipleys do-nuts, pappadeaux, chachos, what-a-Burger, taco cabana, cheddars, razzoos, Mai’s, Chapultepec lupita, Timmy chans, kolache factory, pappasitos, BITCH IM BACK
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So you want to date a teacher?
*they also got a video of me laying on the floor behind my desk eating a bag of fritos and sour punch straws for lunch earlier
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A man asked me on a date where his entire plan is to take me to Costco so I can pick out bulk snacks for my classroom before my students show up next week. 🙃
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