Ratvaark

Our human assistant has set up a fund to assist with our biscuit bills. If our adventures make you smile, why not buy us the odd snack? ko-fi.com/suearcher

@Queek53950616 @GeckoComms I will stay, I just have to remember to say something more often! I hope you are well Queek? I hope all my friends are well!

@Ratvaark @GeckoComms Stay with us Ratvaark you are the one that got me hooked on here! ❤❤❤

@ice_crystal @JDuck2022 Oh, Pals, I'm sorry to have gone quiet. Mrs Human just had so much going on she couldn't help with our adventures. I keep nudging her, and maybe things will settle down a bit.

@JDuck2022 Oh yes, Tezza! And @Slug_soup. And @Ratvaark

I miss Ghostie and Pootle and Kitcat and Princess RRR and Tony Binks and Rachie and Figgy, and all the others who vanished into thin air.

@SueArcher6 @BarrowMember Do mince pies count as #CakeForBreakfast? I found these on the worktop. I'm sure @Maker_of_Things won't notice...

@BarrowMember #CakeForBreakfast? Well, I've got a branflakes/cocopops cocktail, but what about you @Ratvaark ?

Oh dear. It got a touch messy at the World's Smallest Bookshop #NYE party. All the shelves were emptied & everyone is drunk on brilliant writing. And mead. They're trying to move to tidy up but #reading is more fun. Who's making tea? Anyone got cake? uk.bookshop.org/shop/WorldsSma…

@BarrowMember @SueArcher6 I hope Santa Vark brings you all the best things, and as much mobility as he can fit in his infinite sack!

@Ratvaark @SueArcher6 So glad I could share magic of Vark Santa with a Vark who appreciates him. Merry christmas to you/the Varks too. I wonder what Vark Santa's brought me? Not been able to move to check but painkillers kicking in. Hopefully I'll be mobile soon. Hope Santa makes your dreams come true

I *think* I caught a glimpse of Vark Santa, @SueArcher6. Look familiar? (Bottom right - bit blurry as I had to hide to get the picture but looks so familiar. Am I imagining it?) Also, happy christmas

So, from all of us, and our humans, to all of you, We wish you a very Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all our dear friends! Although we've been quiet, we haven't forgotten you all. And we hope you all have the very best day you can!

@SueArcher6 @BarrowMember Ho ho ho! I think it might be! I've played the role myself, of course, but to see the real thing, that's a privilege! Merry Christmas!

@BarrowMember Well, well, it very well could be! What do you think, @Ratvaark ?

@SueArcher6 @BarrowMember @52_square @GuildOfMakers Good lord, is that the time. I must dash. Things to do, you know.

@Ratvaark @BarrowMember @52_square @GuildOfMakers Are you planning to return or replace them?

@SueArcher6 @BarrowMember @52_square @GuildOfMakers Borrow! We borrow the biscuits!

@BarrowMember @52_square @GuildOfMakers They certainly have. And they will again, when I have more time to assist them. Meanwhile, they just steal our biscuits.

@Larrylovesbeer2 Well, I suppose they are bigger than us.

Hello friends! I realise we vaarks have been mostly missing from Twitter this year, which I'm sorry about, so I wanted to let you know we are all still here, and why we've been quiet....

@LouiseDonalds11 We are, and so are the humans mostly, just lots of complications to work around. x

@Ratvaark I have missed you but we have all busy with life. As long as you are all well x

@dfgillie Thank you for retweeting. I hope we'll have more adventures soon.

@GeckoComms Thank you! Hugs back!

@SaganandLoki Yes, it was quite complicated!

@HedgehogHelveti Thank you! Annoyingly, they find time for their own twitters, but not mine!

@Ratvaark I am glad to see you again and I am happy tgat you are all fine. 🥰🦔🤗 Your hooms can take as much time as they need. Sometimes, there is no time left for the Twitter and that's okay. 😘 I will wait patiently for new adventures!

@jereth_samson @macwhittle Yes, she has seen you and followed back, thank you!

@Ratvaark @macwhittle Add me when u can link in my bio I think lol 😹

@thebrainofspock Hooray, and she has followed you.

Oh dear oh dear, my typing is not very good! Our website is mousevaarks.co.uk

@LouKellett You are a saint indeed. You couldn't let an odd biscuit like that out into the world!

@Ratvaark Found a doubler just now! They're only supposed to be individual biscuits, so it was my duty as the quality control person to confiscate it. I'm selfless like that.