The Rave

@DiscussingFilm Look what happened to malcolm in the middle.

A new ‘INBETWEENERS’ movie is reportedly in the works at Netflix. (Source: #Echobox=1775849932" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thesun.co.uk/tv/38785001/th…)

@marcjushm Too be fair, they do look embarrassed

Don't like the camera 🚨👇

@FloppingAces Thanks for that. I won't bother watching that now. It was the best US sitcom

So the wife and I were excited to watch the reboot of Malcolm in the Middle last night, a show we loved and what does Hollywood do? They didn't just reboot Malcolm in the Middle, they dragged its corpse into a back alley and gang-raped it with every woke fetish on their sick little checklist. What a disgusting, soul-crushing disappointment. It's absolute trash. No laughs. No chaos. No nostalgia. Just four episodes of pointless, preachy slop that feels like it was written by a committee of blue-haired Disney interns who hate straight families and actual comedy. They took the surprise pregnancy from the original finale, that last-second Hal and Lois bombshell, and turned the kid into an 18-year-old non-binary they/them named Kelly. Of course they did. Because nothing says "we respect the source material" like turning your surprise baby into a pronoun warrior full of depressed apathy, paralyzed embarrassment, and impotent fury. Malcolm's got a mixed-race girlfriend now, because apparently the original white-picket dysfunction wasn't "diverse" enough. And don't even get me started on Stevie. The brilliant, wheelchair-bound Black kid with one lung who used to roast everyone with genius-level sarcasm? Yeah, they made him super gay, rocking two earrings, married to a white dude, and raising an adopted baby son. Peak Hollywood writer fetish: check, check, and check. 5/5 on the degeneracy scale. Zero funny moments. Zero heart. Just relentless ideology shoved down your throat like it's supposed to be "progress." This isn't a revival... it's a desecration. A hate crime against one of the funniest, most relatable shows ever made. Sometimes you have to know when to leave a masterpiece the hell alone instead of sullying it with this unbearable, talentless wokeness. But no, these hacks couldn't resist turning a dysfunctional-but-loving family into their personal social engineering project. Fuck you, @hulu. Fuck you, Hollywood. You couldn't create anything original, so you had to ruin the good ones. Leave the classics alone, you creatively bankrupt parasites.

Just to rub things in for 🇳🇱 Noa-Lynn van Leuven, her ineligibility for the Women's Series boosts 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Deta Hedman up into a provisional spot for the 2026 Women's World Matchplay

Here at the #FuelProtest at Galway Port and I confirm that Guinness supply trucks are being waived through 😁. This one got a cheer from the protesters few seconds before this clip.

@talkSPORT Irwin Pearce

Who's the GREATEST ever left-back in Premier League history? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Ashley Cole 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Andy Robertson 🇫🇷 Patrice Evra Or somebody else... 🤔

@svw_joni The best for all the reasons you mentioned

"Stance and throw. A combination of larger skeleton and advantageous biomechanics that maximise reach and more effective exploitation of forward lean contributes to an advantage for males in throwing mechanics and accuracy." meanwhile the best player to ever live:

@Rod_Studd They play each other pretty much every week now

There’s a very interesting potential semi final next Thursday in Brighton 🎯

🎯 Philip Brzezinski by far the best in the business 🎤

@OfficialPDC Seen that last week

LITTLER 🆚 BUNTING Our third quarter-final clash in Berlin sees world number one Luke Littler take on Stephen Bunting, who claimed the nightly spoils in the German capital last year! 📲 bit.ly/NewPDCApp #PLDarts | QF3

@livedarts The best. And doesn't shout either

Things you love to see 🎤

@Luna_Jones79 That's what we all do

Do you agree with this?

@The_Forty_Four Virgins

How the fuck are Sunderland and Newcastle fans allowed this close to each other?? 😳

Dear Cadbury, “From Cadbury this season.” What season? Go on, say it. It’s EASTER. You are selling EASTER eggs for the EASTER SEASON. How dare you profit off a Christian holiday while erasing its Christian origins. They are Easter eggs. It is Easter. Shame on you.

This is what Matt Porter and Sky took away from us 🕊️💔

@elainesim28 Good on them. Pity the Irish don't

The Americans are fucking at it again 😂

@GBNEWS No need

ITV forced to issue apology after darts fans sing 'Keir Starmer is a w****r' during Luke Littler win gbnews.com/sport/darts/it…

@MikeBales The ceo agrees

I wanted to see what all the hype was about the new burger called The Arch at McDonald’s. Truly nasty 🤢 Don’t waste your money.

The feel good video of the day. Megan Rapinoe is a fucking loser.

@zarahsultana No

Kick them out.