Mwangi Muchoka

@Cedric_SNR @paulinenjoroge Am not here to impress you sir...you can always agree or disagree respectfully

@RealAfrican_son @paulinenjoroge Because you sound so thick.

History Made! Farthest distance from earth, traveled by man. 406,765 km

@Cedric_SNR @paulinenjoroge What makes you think I believe in that storybook?

@RealAfrican_son @paulinenjoroge You are fool. You believed that Jesus walked on water without evidence, but when Artemis has all the evidence of travelling to the moon, you are here doubting.

@JUJA_KOT Gatwero is a good one. Ukipata deal ingine unishow

My first win in 2026 🙏🙏🙏

@JCarhire LC 200 it is

These modern high-rise apartments are very beautiful until life actually happens. I used to live in those older, spacious flats where even as an introvert, you were still forced into community. Small parking meant all car owners knew each other, wives could hand you keys to move blocked cars, the caretaker was basically family, kids visited, mums invited you over, and the WhatsApp group was always on fire. Kisii neighbors brought matoke, Wakamba brought mangoes, Murang’a people supplied avocados like a government program, Waluyha brought murenda and mukhombero… I’m telling you, life was really lifing. Fast forward to these luxury high-rises. Three years later, I don’t know anyone. No WhatsApp group, no caretaker or guard friendship, no neighbor bond, nothing. We even meet in the lift and greet each other like professional strangers. “Hey.” “Hey.” My married friend once told me in marriage small beds keep the union stronger because even when you’re angry at each other, you still have to cuddle so that you fit. I felt that deeply because that is exactly my apartment situation. The smaller the parking, the stronger the union of residents. If I got a flat tyre or a dead battery in the old apartment, three people would appear immediately with a jack, advice, and a sincere “pole sana.” In these high-rise apartments, there is only premium silence. Today I got a puncture. I had a spare tyre, yes, but no inflator, and you know the height of an LC200 tyre is basically my height. I dragged that tyre to the nearest petrol station by myself. Sometimes the smaller the parking, the bigger the community. These new apartments gave us privacy, yes, but walituibia neighborhood. For car hire services use my numbers on bio.

@DuncanMwiti8 @paulinenjoroge True...this one too

@paulinenjoroge It's alleged that the historic Apollo 11 moon landing in 1969, precipitated by Neil Armstrong & Michael Collins was a conspiracy theory & a mirage! They succeeded in coaching the entire world into a collective amnesia!

Tonight, humankind once again reaches new heights, pushing the boundaries of what is possible. It will be a powerful moment to reflect on the depth of human intellect and the extraordinary advancement of science and technology. As astronauts on Artemis II approach the Moon, they will travel farther from Earth than any humans have, witnessing a side of our celestial neighbour that has rarely been seen, the one that faces away from the earth. According to @NASA, at a critical point, they will pass behind the Moon and enter a period of complete communication blackout, where they will be cut off from Earth for roughly 40 minutes. In that vast silence and darkness of space, they will be entirely on their own. This bit reminds me of the experience of Michael Collins during the historic Apollo 11 Moon Landing in 1969. While Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked on the Moon, Collins remained alone in the Command Module, orbiting silently for over 21 hours. At times, as he passed behind the Moon, he was completely cut off from both Earth and his crew mates, separated by over 250,000 miles. Collins would later be described as the loneliest man in history.

@kericho_Baddie Mwambie hamuaniki kamisi nje...ni ngotha tu

Sahii tumekosana na landlady wa hii ploti , eti juu I posted that choo ni chafu 😂😂, Mimi nimemshow hakuna pahali naenda , itabidi afikirie tena 😫, Kelele yenye ilikuwa hii ploti si mchezo, Me as a whole Baddie ,this is not my level , nafaa kujituma 📌 This is unfair 😩😭

@AwakenChirp Overly religious ladies have no place in my space

Dear men, Stay away from overly religious women. They’ll ruin your home.

@_MissVivie Unapika rice hadi inambao bana

My rice points upwards after cooking. Is it normal?

@AliceMwani71811 Exactly kama hii

This is the size all men want 🥰👇

@kericho_Baddie Hiyo ni ngotha naona hapo ama ni duster?

Hii ni ploti naishi , Choo ni Ile moja ya mabati , Asubuhi nimepatana na feces juu 😩kuishi ploti yenye mnashare choo ni taabu tupu, Hafadhali hata next semester niende hostels ama nitafte boyfriend from a well off family tuishi 1 bedroom 😭😅, Nalipa 2000 kenyarra shillings, 📌

@georgediano Kwani Busia hakuna madem ??....tell me how this face could disguise as a woman?

It was a Big Easter drama in Busia buana after mikora wa ngono was nabbed doing unauthorized value addition business. Brother Okello decided to unlock a new side hustle, night robber by day & melanin baddie by night. Okello has been masquerading as an indigenous baddie with enhanced nyash to attract men who always think with their lower head instead of the upper one. Now things were going smoothly until Kanamba specioo entered the system,, cheap cheap alcohol is bad ayaaam telling you. Madam Okello forgot the assignment and started dancing like a possessed generator,, ululating, shaking nyash, and producing bass that sounded like a broken sayona woofer. One ninja in the club, who had already subscribed and was busy doing quality assurance on the nyash suddenly froze mid-service. He was like,, Hii bass ni ya DJ ama ni ya madam? Before he could process, he noticed one side of the Sundus had inflation, the other had austerity mode. That's when brother Bernard sensed foul play. My guy decided to do a quick boot inspection on Okello’s mafrrrrrrmbanya & Wuueh. He was left seeing with his mouth wide open. The alarm was raised very fast. A quick quality standard inspection was conducted by wananchi, and Madam Okello was discovered with a huge mutii wa ajabu installed where it shouldn’t be. Walimwengu didn't wait for an explanation. Instead of Easter blessings, Okello received a premium package of open-air massage with an unhappy ending. Brother Bernard was lucky, if he had taken Okello to his hacienda with hopes of supplying high voltage electricity, angeporwa pesa yiiote & his Sundus invaded. Ni Mbaya saidii.

@BeabulKing @instablog9ja Precisely

@instablog9ja Setting your camera to explain why.... Is actually unnecessary. Everyone lives with the consequences of their actions without needing to explain to anyone. But living in regret, requires a support system... On to the next post!

“One of the reasons why I’m still unmarried at 32, is because of my zero-tolerance for b¥llshit. I can’t overlook you acting nonchalant around me”- Lady shares reasons why she’s still single at 32.

@EngJohnMachari1 The fact that unamuongelea says otherwise

MBAVU DESTROYER HAS LOST THE FOLLOWING: 1. KSh 3.5 Million cash 2. Brand new Toyota Noah worth 4M shillings 3. Championship Belt 4. Motorbike worth KSh 4 Million from CEO Gatimu — he already has the keys and he keeps it permanently if he wins! 5. KSh 100,000 cash from Pastor Kanyari 6. 30 nights nonstop sleepovers special from Alicia Kanini 7. KSh 1.2 Million + dream date + ride in her car from the Kenyan lady.

@tebogstaT I better sleep in the kitchen sink than share a bed with a fellow guy

Here is the reason to why men never sleep on the same bed together 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆🏾‍♂️

@Timpiyansupeyo Mkinipata nikifanya huu ujinga mnivunje mguu guys

I'm soo shocked guys isn't this ignorant?

@iamalexkamau Been visiting Embu oflate and I must admit I am falling in love with the place

Kenyan towns I would live in as an outdoor lover if bills were never an issue 1. Nanyuki 2. Njoro 3. Kericho 4. Nyeri 5. Iten 6. Mua - Machakos 7. Kijabe Which is your dream Kenyan town to live in?

@NIGANZENathana1 @Agriculturenott @alexnyandwiii @BiserukaEmmanu1 @MawireLore42351 @Trichiia @Agronommejean @MunezeroCedk @drimtiaz1955 @JoelOptimist1 @Jannie_jennah @nziokamul1 has them in plenty

Where can i find this stuffs my dear friends🤔

@Trichiia CR7

Breed of this goat??

@Machi1Nne Congratulations....you just started your awakening journey

I was raised Christian my whole life and after years of believing in it I don't anyone