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Jon AweXome - Memento Mori ๐ ๐บ๐ฒ
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Jon AweXome - Memento Mori ๐ ๐บ๐ฒ
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I ponder the matter of things in the dark. Gen X ๐บ๐ธ. Conservative. KS/FL Man #2A #CorgiDad IGS CoD ๐โณ ๐ฆ ๐โโ๏ธ
Florida, USA Beigetreten Ekim 2009
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Pissed Off Every Lefty on X Showing How Easy Voting Docs Are to Get and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
twitchy.com/samj/2026/03/2โฆ
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For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out.
Here's how it went:
1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14.
2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0.
3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5.
It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops.
Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID.
I know you guys knew that already... lol
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@IgnatiusBoo @PolitiBunny Wait until you find out about Social Security.
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@PolitiBunny That's not all you have to do though. You're gonna have to go in person to a designated election center since they don't allow the post office or libraries to do this anymore. Hope one is nearby and has open time slots between 8 to 5 since it's in person only to register.
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๐จ Hours before ICE agents were officially deployed at airports, video shows federal agents handcuffing a woman in front of her daughter at San Francisco International Airport, with bystanders weighing in on what they witnessed...
โ๏ธ @aidenjmarks
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BREAKING: DHS tells @FoxNews that this viral incident at SFO airport last night involved ICE arrests of a family Guatemalan illegal immigrants who have had a deportation order since 2019, and one of the females tried to flee while being escorted for processing. Happened before ICE was deployed to help TSA.
DHS statement to FOX:
โThis arrest occurred BEFORE ICE officers were even deployed to airports to bolster TSA efforts to help American travelers who are facing hours long lines across the country.
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โOn March 22, 2026, ICE officers arrested Angelina Lopez-Jimenez and Wendy Godinez-Lopez at the San Francisco International Airport. The family has an outstanding final removal order of removal from an immigration judge since 2019.
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โWhile being escorted to the international terminal for processing, Lopez-Jimenez attempted to flee and resisted law enforcement officers. ICE is working as quickly as possible to repatriate the family unit to their home country of Guatemala."
Surajit@surajit_ghosh2
Chaos erupts at San Francisco International Airport
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An undocumented immigrant from Venezuela has been arrested in the killing of a Loyola University Chicago student, the Department of Homeland Security said. abcnews.link/kvEcnF4
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Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker & Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson haven't posted anything about the murder of Sheridan Gorman, allegedly at the hands of a Venezuelan illegal alien.
Last year, Pritzker made a video from the lakefront she was killed at, mocking claims that it wasn't safe.
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Shame Pritzker. Shame him into oblivion. Along with every other elected Democrat in Chicago and Illinois.
New from me...
Twitchy Team@TwitchyTeam
What a repugnant coward Pritzker is. twitchy.com/grateful-calviโฆ
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Thank you for doing this and proving the point that the left thinks women are incapable of getting an ID. Well done! ๐๐ป
The๐ฐFOO@PolitiBunny
For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol
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๐จHEARTBREAKING AIRPORT ABANDONMENT!๐จ
CONFUSED CHOCOLATE LABRADOR PUPPY DUMPED BY CRUEL OWNER
A terrified young Labrador was found running loose and alone outside Pittsburgh International Airport's departures curb after its owner was told he couldn't fly with the pet.
42-year-old Texan Omar Perez callously abandoned the helpless puppy and even lied to police claiming an Uber driver did it.
Witnesses helped officers safely catch the scared animal.
Perez now faces charges of animal cruelty and abandonment.
The puppy is safe in foster care and doing well, but the betrayal is devastating.
Mans best friend betrayed..
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On the way to Houston to cover long TSA lines and this is what it looks like at DFW. No lines in Dallas!
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๐จ HOLY CRAP!! ICE has helped totally CLEAR OUT the TSA lines at Southwest Florida Airport
"This morning, travelers experienced a wait time, but since I got here, the lines are moving SMOOTH."
"COMPLETELY empty!"
Our reporter has been inside and the place is CRAWLING with ICE and HSI ๐ฅ
Thank you President Trump! It's all going according to plan, and travelers are grateful ๐บ๐ธ
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@realBrandonGill Dems want them killed. Dems hate law enforcement and Americans.
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Banning ICE agents from wearing masks is an explicit invitation for left-wing terrorists to dox, threaten, and harm them and their families.
Requiring ICE to get Article III judicial warrants for a civil deportation would, for example, allow the illegal alien who murdered Sheridan Gorman to evade ICE unless he commits an additional federal crime.
These are the "demands" being made by Democrats to end the long lines at America's airportsโ and it's completely absurd.
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ICE just fixed Atlanta's airport in a matter of hours.
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