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@Phongxpro Pretty sure this is the audio from the movie Mars Attacks

Anh lớn đang 'lai rai' thì ông bạn ngồi kế rút 🔫 ra dạy đời với cả bàn. Thấy anh lớn của mình bị uy hiepp như vậy đàn em phía sau rút 🔫 nã tại chổ

@not_rekt_11 Why give him his money back?

Germany “Let’s give them guns, what can go wrong, it’s just a game.” This time it was a pellet gun. Sooner or later they will find a real one…

@realDenSch @Sadie_NC Think I've seen it called Luxury Loaf in the US

@Sadie_NC Do you know what this is?

Fresh soft pretzel.

@Sadie_NC Lays potato chips

@realninawysocka I like to save the best for last as well

Does anyone else eat their meal in order from least favorite part to their favorite part… or do I have some rare form of OCD?

@gummibear737 In fairness, prior to Trump, we had a vegetable as President.

I think it's been obvious since the IRGC imposed a vegetable as "supreme ruler" that they are the ones running the show This should not come as a surprise to anybody While I've know this, I never thought really thought too deeply as to what this actually means BUT... 1/3

@LRNROSE Its even funnier because they cost pennies to make and were designed so that the third worlders could have cheap shoes.

no i couldnt believe it when i found out how much people pay for crocs. thought they was like $30

@helcaboyakh Taiwan

Show me 1, just 1 country that developed this fast under capitalism?

@nachiketku99575 @Azebash @narendramodi If you guys ever learn how to not shit in the street I'll start getting worried. And if you clowns do rise up we'll just build an army of your largest natural predators, trains, and watch as you dive under the tracks like lemmings.

@RedditIsACancer @Azebash @narendramodi You white r*tards tried your best to stop india. Nsg group literally was formed after India's first tests. You tried couldn't do shit and we still had nukes. Era of browns is coming white boy prepare to eat brown food brown movies and listen to brown music. All u can do is cope

Today, India takes a defining step in its civil nuclear journey, advancing the second stage of its nuclear programme. The indigenously designed and built Prototype Fast Breeder Reactor at Kalpakkam has attained criticality. This advanced reactor, capable of producing more fuel than it consumes, reflects the depth of our scientific capability and the strength of our engineering enterprise. It is a decisive step towards harnessing our vast thorium reserves in the third stage of the programme. A proud moment for India. Congratulations to our scientists and engineers.

@ERVINGODE @MasMas2171 @zeebigbear Brain dead leftist detected

I'm Iranian. My family in Iran and I fully support this war and endorse President Trump's resolve to obliterate the murderous Islamic Republic regime. Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING is scarier for Iranians than the regime surviving—not bombs and not the destruction of any infrastructure. We know that this war is not against the people of Iran but against one of the most dangerous terrorist regimes ever existed. Iranians have made up their minds: we want this regime gone and Prince Reza Pahlavi to return to his country to help us make Iran great again. #DigitalBlackOutIran #KingRezaPahlaviForIran #KingRezaPahlavi

@Green_Paraclete @CaudilloXIV Thats just not true

@CaudilloXIV The period is an added incentive to men. Why don't women understand this?

“I’m on my period” those armpits ain’t

@IfindRetards Fauxcahontas. Trump got the joke wrong

Congratulations Elizabeth Warren aka Pocahontas

@XMETALGENX @itsthemEST @LaurenWitzkeDE Uh oh, it's starting to chimp out folks

@itsthemEST @LaurenWitzkeDE Then you need to be in the ground not walking amongst us

Airlines putting Black women in charge of anything customer service related where they have to deal with a paying customers in person should be absolutely forbidden.

@XMETALGENX @LaurenWitzkeDE Pattern recognition is not racism.

@LaurenWitzkeDE Racist much?

@Dank_Deku_Tree @spakuzin1 @arashneza @DD_Geopolitics @POTUS Yet you continue to argue with me, so I guess I'm not a moron. And if you guys are so smart, why are you so weak and unarmed?

@RedditIsACancer @spakuzin1 @arashneza @DD_Geopolitics @POTUS Im not gonna argue with a moron lmao you have been spoonfed propaganda and are too dumb to realise it. All the best fam, you shouldnt take everything at face value because it just makes you look genuinely retarded haha

🇺🇸🇮🇷🇵🇰 BREAKING: Iran has submitted its response to the U.S. 45-day ceasefire proposal relayed through Pakistan – IRNA Iran rejects a temporary ceasefire and demands the following: – A permanent end to the war on all theatres in the Middle East, including Lebanon and Gaza, with guarantees. – Implementation of a new transit protocol that recognizes Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz and allows Iran to collect tolls. – The lifting of economic sanctions on Iran. – Acknowledging Iran’s right to peacefully enrich uranium as per its inherent right under the NPT and UN charter. – The paying of reparations for economic damages suffered during the war.

@Kagome1337 @BallsonP @CATrk1 @ChudTheBuilder Only if we are basing it on your feelings and not the law

@RedditIsACancer @BallsonP @CATrk1 @ChudTheBuilder Nope you’re wrong

Swatted tonight. Thankfully I didn’t chimp out, and these guys were true professionals. To put their lives, and mine, as well as all of the people on the road in danger like this. Insane. I pray swift justice comes to you all soon.

@MadMonkey867 @nickimoraa More skid marks than the track at Daytona I would assume.

@nickimoraa Why are your undies so dirty that washing them with your other clothes bothers you? 🤢

I'm just finding out that a lot of you all wash your underwear with your clothes. And when it comes to body chemistry... I think that's just kind of nasty. To me, that's my personal opinion. I've always been taught to separate them... 🤷🏾‍♀️

@C_3C_3 Nope. You shouldn't be allowed to buy alcohol either and be randomly drug tested. Your government handouts should also be the bare minimum to survive, with life being so uncomfortable that you will want to be off the government tit as soon as you possibly can.

Should people on welfare programs be allowed to vote? What say you?

@Dank_Deku_Tree @spakuzin1 @arashneza @DD_Geopolitics @POTUS You have IDS. Israel derangement syndrome

@RedditIsACancer @spakuzin1 @arashneza @DD_Geopolitics @POTUS This is literally just propaganda man... literally Israeli talking points, especially Netanyahu for 30+yrs x.com/i/status/20273…

@Dank_Deku_Tree @spakuzin1 @arashneza @DD_Geopolitics @POTUS You are no more than a pit stop / rest area and are easily replaced. Keep thinking you are important or even remotely relevant if it makes you feel better though.

@RedditIsACancer @spakuzin1 @arashneza @DD_Geopolitics @POTUS He's pointing out blatant lies? 😂 You are retarded and uneducated, we are literally providing America with the means to bomb Iran? Do you not know what Pine Gap is for? You quite literally need our help and we provided it, you are too retarded to even look into what Trump says?