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@mistressdivy Had to use a push button phone!

What is the Millenial equivalent of “walked to school in the snow uphill both ways?”

@Michi86E @BMW Da, vorne ist die Technologie drin, und die Klappe ist doch offen? 😄

Aber Technologieoffenheit?! Hocheffiziente Verbrenner, Made in Bavaria?! Wollt ihr König Markus zum Söder der Erste verärgern? @BMW x.com/i/status/20414…

@LucasSa56947288 To interfere in a foreign election and push the MAGA agenda in Europe.

Is JD Vance a traitor? Why is he over there?

@mrjeffu Do you expect right wingers to actually think?

The leader of Japan's far-right Sanseito recently gave a speech arguing that foreigners shouldn't even be allowed to use Japanese roads for free. Does he want Japanese to pay extra to drive on public roads when they vacation in other countries?

@BeilinsonOrel You just passed the level "verhandlungssicher" and achieved "konflikttauglich" - well done!😎

I've been learning German since I was 10. Today, after all these years, I finally demonstrated the highest level of linguistic proficiency and cultural competence—after years of being on the receiving end, the tables have turned—by scolding a German on the train in northern Italy

@HistoryUnd 🤯

Patrick Stewart with hair [1970s]

What is your first thought when you see a Nose ring ❓

@chefsevenn Sure.

Did your mom ever whip up mashed potatoes from scratch instead of using the boxed kind?

@MAGAVoice And you will fall with him.

I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP

@bestofStarTrek These guys don't beat around the bush.

What is your favorite Star Trek species?

@ImGinnyRobinson I also wish you had never voted for Trump.

I wish I had never voted for Donald Trump.

@Amelia558rs It can leave by itself.

Say one nice thing about this car.

@oelma__ "I'd take the burger with extra bacon and cheese, fries and a big coke, please."

🤔

@ronsterd89 All of it? There you go.

What do you use to get all the black off of the skillet

@TDrygala Irgendwann kommt der ja wieder zurück.

Natürlich wird kein Mann unter 45, der für mehr als 3 Monate ins Ausland geht, diese bescheuerte Genehmigung des BW Karrierecenters einholen. Warum auch? Überwachen können die das eh nicht.

@nafoviking ??

Fukk! The Finns kept us safe from russfukks, and now it Seems Norway will have to keep Finns safe from americans. Wtf!

@hanaamurakami Nope, no free pass. You can't make crimes go away by suffering other crimes.

UNPOPULAR OPINION I’LL GET HATED FOR: Bombing Japan was one of the worst things America ever did it basically gave Japan a free pass for all the war crimes they committed 🇯🇵

@Bellorris A combination of the above.

Are Trump supporters ignorant, stupid or is it just a cult?

@markus_bublitz Leider. Das Thema ist überfällig.

Du kannst nicht mal das Schwarzfahren von einer Straftat in eine Ordnungswidrigkeit umwandeln, ohne dass hier ein Kulturkampf losbricht.

@BerndGummauer Mach das.🤷‍♂️

Oder sich einen gebrauchten Diesel für 20.000 EUR kaufen, das Theater im Iran absitzen und die nächsten 40.000 km KOSTENLOS fahren!!!