Megatron

"Truly I should not still be walking amongst fellow Cybertronians; alas, the universe must have more oddities written out for me in the pages of life, I do not accept this chance so eagerly. However."

@UltraMagnusTF -that has been ongoing and for your sake I hope it hasn't been!" [ His digits slowly and gently rub at Ultra Magnus' shoulder plates, an act that is a subconscious one to comfort the other. ]

@UltraMagnusTF "I know you well enough to know that's *not* true." [ Megatron turns his helm so that he is able to look Ultra Magnus in the optics, his own dim with worry, he was not going to let the other off so easy. ] "Rest better- better yet; see a medic, especially if this is an issue-

[For once Magnus isn't in his office, instead stationed at the bridge. Still overlooking datapads, still somewhat irritated, huffing out as he reads through backlogs of datawork that had piled up. He shakes his entire frame out, ignoring the numerous issues he had going on. Which

@UltraMagnusTF themselves to rest on either side of Ultra Magnus' shoulders with a certain delicacy in the action. ] "For once in your stubborn life- stop lying to yourself and let others worry over you." [ The mech's chassis emits a concerned rumble with his words: he means it. ]

@UltraMagnusTF "Minimus," [ The tone he uses is much more serious; akin to how he might scold a crew member fooling around. ] "If you're in pain you shouldn't be working; brushing it off as needing to recharge isn't going to do you any help either!" [ Megatron moves his frame, servos lift

@SwervingIt @SARInferno I never mentioned anything about *that!*

@RepentingPoet @SARInferno FIGURATIVELY dickriding you know like SUCKING UP? NOT LIKE SUCKING DICK

@SARInferno @RepentingPoet Magnus is dickriding Red Alert + being a tattle tale over a simple harmless sprinkler thought you guys would wanna know

@SwervingIt @SARInferno You're the one that started it!

@RepentingPoet @SARInferno You are disgusttinnggg I'm never going to forget that Megatron I'm going to think about the- Primus. WHY

@SwervingIt @SARInferno HAHAH

@RepentingPoet @SARInferno What? Ew. Ew. Ew ew ew. Ew . Ew ew. Ew. Ew.

@SwervingIt @SARInferno Dick riding; that's not his thing

@RepentingPoet @SARInferno Doing what to him

@UltraMagnusTF [ He addresses quietly, tone laced with immediate concern. ] "Something is bothering you; what is it?" [ Megatron turns his frame to get a better look at the other, extinguishing his cygar and discarding of it swiftly in the process. ]

@UltraMagnusTF being the ambience they both created, Megatron's attention however is brought to the discomfort that his partner was displaying not so subtly as he would hope it would, red optics fixed on Ultra Magnus with a notable concern; what was troubling him? Could he help? ] "Minimus,"

@UltraMagnusTF opportunities during heavy workloads to spend much time together but this did not compromise their relationship- they made it work. ] "Teasing aside; let's just enjoy this moment, eh?" [ His dark servo squeezes Ultra Magnus', still intertwined despite his recent flustering. ]

@UltraMagnusTF mech's faceplate, red optics lit up in the otherwise dim space they are occupying. ] "If I thought your smokestacks were going to kick on like that I wouldn't've offered you a cygar-!" [ Megatron is only teasing Ultra Magnus; he loves him after all and they did not get too many

@UltraMagnusTF "Delightful, thank you." [ Megatron rumbles, venting out a small puff of smoke in a cloud that slowly wafts away between them both. ]

@UltraMagnusTF with no plans of actually using it; his own cygar now held between his lipplates, he tilts his grey helm upwards towards Ultra Magnus' and uses the lit cygar held in the other's mouth to light his own with a proud smirk. Sometimes Megatron reveled in flustering the other. ]

@UltraMagnusTF you've no need to thank me; you'd expressed needing such a thing and I'm here to deliver, like... ehh... Like an odd gift in a way." [ Megatron snorts. ]

@UltraMagnusTF -next time." [ The Co-Captain feels Ultra Magnus leaning into him and leans back slightly with a low sigh through his vents. ] "You've got a way to light yours, yes?" [ He questions with a raised optical ridge in the other's direction. ] "Oh- you're welcome of course but-