Swerve

// intro! - 21 he/him - better intro is on @RedAlertTF - No NSFW but may include occasional 16+ humour - I only do romantic scenes with my partner, though flirting (jokingly) is fine - may be ooc :( - 𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑹𝑬𝑷𝑳𝒀 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑮𝑬𝑹 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮

I knocked over a bunch of energon onto my head and now a bunch is stuck in my kibble can someone hold me upside down and shake me

@mr_dr_eyebrows I DON'T FEEL ALRIGHT

@SwervingIt I think you're going to be alright, Swerve.

Just learnt things about Magnus I do not want to ever learn again how do I lose my memory

@UltraMagnusTF EWWWWWW DONT LOOK AT ME

@SwervingIt What? What.

@mortilussaves @UltraMagnusTF That is long for single 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@SwervingIt @UltraMagnusTF THAT IS FOR THIS VESSEL ALONE TO KNOW!

Sprinkelrs .

@RepentingPoet @SARInferno AUUUGHH

@SwervingIt @SARInferno I never mentioned anything about *that!*

@SARInferno @RepentingPoet Magnus is dickriding Red Alert + being a tattle tale over a simple harmless sprinkler thought you guys would wanna know

@mortilussaves @UltraMagnusTF Who are you gay for

@UltraMagnusTF @SwervingIt WOW! #ALLYIGUESS #ITOOAMGAY

@RepentingPoet @SARInferno FIGURATIVELY dickriding you know like SUCKING UP? NOT LIKE SUCKING DICK

@SwervingIt @SARInferno You're the one that started it!

@TheVehicon No I dont want to talk about it anymore

@SwervingIt What, does she go to another school? C'mon, spill the cyber-beans!

Everyone who takes a break in a relationship breaks up soon after. Happened like. 4 or 5 times already.

@RepentingPoet @SARInferno You are disgusttinnggg I'm never going to forget that Megatron I'm going to think about the- Primus. WHY

@SwervingIt @SARInferno HAHAH

@TheVehicon Uhhhh. Well. Eurhm. You wouldn't know her

@SwervingIt By the Pits 😭 Who's your girlfriend?

@eldritch_sleep help

Im so fr

Someone help me

@TheVehicon Well like I don't see her unless my datapad is on and I don't use it a lpt

@SwervingIt HOW DO YOU FORGET THAT WHAT 😭

@RepentingPoet @SARInferno What? Ew. Ew. Ew ew ew. Ew . Ew ew. Ew. Ew.

@SwervingIt @SARInferno Dick riding; that's not his thing

@TheVehicon Wait I forgot I have a girlfriend

@TheVehicon I've never dated anyone so I wouldn't know

@SwervingIt already made u broski

@SPARKAFRENZY Im fly as fuck

i really have got to add beachcomber to my island every day that goes without him a piece of my spark withers away