Let’s Agree

@CoryBooker When we stop obsessing over race we'll all finally have the promised peace.

@UziCryptoo One word... Squatters

We might sell our house soon Going to do seller financing Charge a buyer 5.5% interest Which is less than a bank mortgage But more yield than we can get on cash And if the buyer ever fails to pay We take the house & keep the payments Why aren’t more people doing this? 🤔

@ByTheWizard85 @Zigmanfreud It's touch and go.

@RespectDebate33 @Zigmanfreud Rollover crashes are always near fatal.

Twice in five years Tiger Woods has been in near fatal car accidents where he was inexplicably driving alone, and in neither situation are we ever going to get even a rudimentary explanation for what really happened. Tiger’s actually very lucky to be uninjured in jail right now.

@Matt_Pinner Tonight

Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $10M in the lottery today?

@CrawdadTweets @PhilMickelson Mickelson's only a degenerate gambler who's lost north of $100 million gambling and then sold out The PGA to the Saudis. So, you can throw out all the dumb self destructive stuff you want, Tiger didn't try to sell out his sport and partners. That's world class level scumbag.

Can anyone tell me how many times @PhilMickelson has been arrested for DUI or banging a Perkins waitress?

@johndog68 Robert Downey Jr Jr

How does Tiger not have a permanent chauffeur at this point

@NUCLRGOLF @ABC @TWlegion Pre Madonna thinks he can park anywhere.

🚨#BREAKING — TIGER WOODS INVOLVED IN ROLL OVER CRASH ON JUPITER ISLAND. Pray for Tiger Woods and his family. @ABC reporting.

@JonahDispatch He's mocking the people who spied on him, set him up with Russian collusion, COVID hysteria, Good People Both Sides lies the media seemed to have missed (weird bc democracy dies in darkness), the best Biden ever. Dems have skipped primaries 3 straight times bc saving democracy!

If you think Trump’s signature on our currency is to “honor” America and not Trump, you’re a moron or have Pro-Trump Derangement Syndrome.

@alisoncook Let's just open the country to every nine year old. Else we're monsters.

9-year-old who pleaded to be released so he could attend his state spelling bee. What a country we have become.

@DSPetolicchio You deserve more David.

Joe Rogan is overrated. Getting high and rambling about nonsense doesn't make you intelligent.

@MarkJCarney Meanwhile Canadians suffer, especially the poor.

Canada has hit its 2% NATO defence spending target. We made a promise to transform our defence — and we’re getting it done.

@BernieSanders An AI Bernie must be created to fill the "This is outrageous" gap when he passes. Bernie's been saying the same stuff for 36 years.

Health care? "You're on your own." Housing? "Nothing we can do." Grocery prices? "You're out of luck." $200 billion for another war? "No problem!" Americans—Democrats, Republicans, independents—are SICK AND TIRED of endless wars. We need to invest here at home.

@itsCorasmith If you cry harder it will change nothing.

ICE AGENT WHO KILLED RENEE GOOD WILL FACE NO CRIMINAL CHARGES

@MarkJCarney Meanwhile quality of life continues to plummet.

@NBCNews Translation: men may not compete against women.

BREAKING: Transgender women are banned from participating in the Olympics beginning with the 2028 Games in Los Angeles. nbcnews.com/sports/olympic…

@ron_fournier You're not this ignorant. Go research Stork. And his mistress.

Michael Flynn confessed. Trump pardoned. Now Flynn will receive $1.2 million from the Trump administration. Trump’s DOJ calls it a settlement, but it’s not. It’s a gift of grift. A political payoff ripped from the wallets of taxpayers. convulsions.substack.com/p/trump-injust…

@conorjrogers Get out and live a little. You need more exposure to real stuff. PS Remember it's not an entitlement.

One of the most radicalizing moments of my life was when I learned that they just stop collecting social security taxes on money earned over like $150K. Like you just suddenly keep 3-6% more money on all money over that threshold.

@Ryan_Crosswell Stork? You're a weak man.

I was a federal prosecutor for ten years. Going after corruption was the job. And I’ve never seen anything as openly corrupt as this.

@gerardtbaker You're old and senile. And making stuff up. He constantly complained about Trump.

Critic of Donald Trump? Not since they had that dinner.

@kaitlancollins Does anyone believe this "reporting"?

Maggie Haberman's latest reporting on President Trump's reaction to rising gas prices: "It bothers him. It doesn't bother him quite as much as it bothers people around him."