Revolver906

There were so many different legends about this man, I think they all deserve to be told. Let’s see your favorite Chuck Norris memes to honor this absolute legend!

Let’s honor Chuck Norris today. Give me your best Chuckism. I’ll start: Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups. He pushes the earth away.

Elon I'm real. I'd love to get a chance to connect to talk about what we're up against in Illinois with JB Pritzker and the entire cabal of leftists! I just won my primary and we're all ready to FIGHT this out, so that we can overtake my opponent Jonathan Jackson.

JB Pritzker and other Democrats are on record with "Project 2029", to criminally prosecute the Trump administration! If they ever get power again, it'll happen immediately. Something that should be happening right now to Democrats under Trump's administration, retribution, accountability, and justice. Instead we got Pam Bondi doing nothing.

MEMO TO: The Darren Bailey Campaign The Irony of Pritzkers ad describing you as being too extreme for Illinois is the fact that Pritzker’s far left policies are the ones too extreme for Illinois This is the point that the your campaign has to continue to emphasize day after day, week after week, month after month Darren Bailey go after Pritzker for his $2.5 billion funding of illegals - Issuing driver’s licenses to illegals - His sanctuary state policies Attack him for promoting DEI and political indoctrination in our classrooms - Drag Queen hours in school libraries - Refusing to support School Choice - His support of the radical Chicago Teachers Union Remind voters that only 15% of Black and 20% of Hispanic students in the state of Illinois can read and do math at the national standard level Talk-about his anti-parent notification law where parents do not have the right to know that in school their 12 year old son Johnny is now representing himself as a girl named Susie Talk about Pritzker’s continued support of the SAFE-T Act - Him encouraging civil discourse against ICE officials - His refusal to accept federal assistance to keep the streets of Chicago safe Pritzker making Illinois the first state in the Midwest to legalize medical suicide - Him turning the abortion industry into a major revenue source for Illinois then proudly bragging about it Remind everyone that 85% of citizens want Voter ID and that Pritzker stands with the 15% who are against Voter ID These suggestions are just the tip of the iceberg in exposing Pritzker’s radical Left Wing agenda that he has implemented into the state of Illinois And he calls you Darren Bailey too extreme? Show Illinois which gubernatorial candidate really is too extreme for Illinois and it’s not you END OF MEMO facebook.com/share/v/1899Fr…

Comment your favorite Chuck Norris joke. 🕊️

@RetroMoviesDB Shot this sucks, RIP to a legend

Oh man. Sad news. Chuck Norris has passed away. 🙏😔 Any fans or favourite roles.....

BREAKING: Acting and martial arts great Chuck Norris has died at 86. He had been hospitalized Thursday with a serious health issue. Pray for the Norris family. RIP 🙏

Girl slaps streamer in the club. He doesn't swing back, doesn't start yelling. He just has her arrested. Actions meet consequences. Bet she won't do that again.

@ginacarano This sucks, our childhood is disappearing. RIP legend

Rest in peace to a great man, there will never be anyone like him. Chuck Norris. 💔

Heartbroken to hear of the passing of Chuck Norris. A good man, a great friend, and a legend in his own time. Rest in peace

@Jerzey420queen @PoliticalStacy Eggplant lol

@Revolver906 @PoliticalStacy ** mulignan

I want this man publicly executed in the slowest, most painful way imaginable. Pure evil.

@fireblade_x @RAWigger Probably lol

@Revolver906 @RAWigger That's a low estimate

@Fireball_5150 @Emilio2763 Absolutely, just drop one of these! Lol

@Revolver906 @Emilio2763 I have to steal this one 😂😂🤣🤣

She’s Hot but has Tourette’s syndrome… Could You Ignore it?…

Let’s get an ultimate Chuck Norris joke thread started RIP to the legend Chuck Norris once had sex in the cab of an 18 wheeler, his ejaculate went over the dashboard and seeped into the engine compartment We now know this truck as Optimus Prime

BREAKING 🚨: Chuck Norris to give his own eulogy at his funeral.

@DiscussingFilm @John6715P Fck 2026, and please keep an eye on Stallone, Arnold and the rest of the Expendables cast. This sucks, RIP Chuck

Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.

Illinois Democrats are so classy. They literally sent these nasty trucks over to a UNITY BREAKFAST in Naperville yesterday. Their party was run like an organized crime family for many years. Now it’s run by a trust fund baby with infinite money to blow buying races up to and including a US Senate primary. Sigh … looks like we are going to have to get ourselves a truck with a good LED sign on it.

Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago. Death just finally worked up the courage to tell him. RIP Legend!🇺🇸🙏