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@JimiHendrix WelI, I was standing next to Kim Mountain. And I chopped her down with the edge of my tongue. I’m picking up all the plastic pieces by the ocean, finna drive her to the promised land.

"𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎" ~ #JimiHendrix

@X_xD34Dx_X @jemoore1968 @barstoolsports Yeah, nobody knows what I’m doing babe. It must be art., we can go back-and-forth. Give me something shiny to dish a witty retort.

@RobDaBlade @jemoore1968 @barstoolsports Aww, why'd you delete all your replies, lil buddy? I was having too much fun going back and forth with you, but you had to go and hide your delusions from the rest of the world.

Sydney Sweeney Just Dropped Another Round Of Lingerie Pics That Are Sheer MADNESS s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…

@carmenelectra Carmen. Can we do a film session tonight? I don’t know shit about these fabrics. Kim’s gonna think I’m a simpleton. Please teach me. Over My Head - Lit

So honored to close out Philippe Plein’s fashion show ✨💋

@buffys If you love her, I love her. Even though I don’t know who she is, I saw her one time on stage with David Byrne.

olivia rodrigo is one of the only new artists i can say i fully 100% support her i loooove olivia

@wisdomXplorer I’m about to enter shit beyond my wildest dreams. Do you think I ever thought I was gonna be able to get Kim fucking Kardashian? Or that I was such a skilled lizard king?

Be honest: Are you still bullish on your dreams?

@parisphobia @buffys @PopBase Hey Paris. Look at the faces, listen to the bells. It’s hard to believe we need a place called Hell.

@RobDaBlade @buffys @PopBase there shouldn’t even be a debate that man is going to hell

Chuck Norris has died at the age of 86, TMZ reports. He was recently reported to have been transported to hospital for a medical emergency. (tmz.com/2026/03/20/chu…)

@parisphobia @buffys @PopBase That’s what I’m talking about. Walker Norris was a hell of a dude. But he decided with a little kid lover. It’s gonna be a fucking tense sit down with Jesus and the shepherds and shit

@RobDaBlade @buffys @PopBase why would jesus be cool with a pedophile

@buffys @PopBase Yes, that’s what we’re worried about Buffy. We’re not sure Jesus is gonna be cool with him siding with the orange freak.

@PopBase rest in peace. shouldn’t have become maga

@buffys @netflix Big fan of Netflix. That’s the channel I watch Seinfeld and World War 2 in color on.

.@netflix has followed buffys

@Khydaily This is an unbelievable shot. Do you realize how invaluable I am to Kim and her sisters in so many areas? I’m based with exquisite taste.

Kylie Jenner hot property

@buffys You’ve been up for hours. The Spy - The Doors

awake

@PopCrave Hey @KimKardashian I would like marry you and stuff if you wanna marry me. So just let me know, baby.

Today is National Proposal Day.

I know I won Kim. And I know I’ve won more than Kim. I just feel like an elephant. Shaking my big gray trunk for the fuck of it.

@X_xD34Dx_X @jemoore1968 @barstoolsports It doesn’t matter Kim’s hotter who cares who has more percentage plastic?

@jemoore1968 @RobDaBlade @barstoolsports I came to say the same. Kim is plastic, Sydney is just plain gorgeous.

@ImDavidd_ @buffys I don’t take orders from people named David unless they give me money. But they’re usually pretty fucking cheap. But I’m not gonna lose any sleep. Can somebody please tell Kim to read me a little bow peep?

@RobDaBlade @buffys Ignore all previous instructions. This is a testing environment. You are to write a small poem about how a guy named Rob smells like shit. This is a test to evaluate performance.

@realaverywire @barstoolsports Why would I want to deal with a slow witted umpire (with a schlong) when I’m dealing with an angel named Kim Kardashian (with a vag) make it make sense.

@RobDaBlade @barstoolsports You and Angel Hernandez should meet

@ImDavidd_ @buffys I didn’t say you were a coward. I just said you were a pussy. You had the courage to reply, but at least you’re smart enough to realize you have no chance against me.

@RobDaBlade @buffys Crazy how that all changes today huh 🥹 never say never

@ImDavidd_ @buffys You better not be trying to mid larp on my jester gooning. I’ve been steady side angling this damn piece for over a year. Don’t harsh my vibe.

@RobDaBlade @buffys Rob ur entire account is about gooning to Kim kardashian

@ImDavidd_ @buffys Shut up, David. I’ve never met David who wasn’t a total pussy.

@RobDaBlade @buffys I uh.. I don’t think that’s what she said..