Rob

@PopCrave @KimKardashian I know I didn’t ask in the most romantic way. I’m still gonna leave it up all day. I just want to show you I have balls. I’m not crazy. I know we can’t get married before we have sex. What if my PP is micro? What if I really have a vagina? You never know, Kimmy

@PopCrave Hey @KimKardashian I would like marry you and stuff if you wanna marry me. So just let me know, baby.

Today is National Proposal Day.

@PopCrave Newsflash I’m like the most textbook Aries of all time and I have no idea what mercury retrograde even means. Some kind of throwback version of mercury. That’s all I know.

The latest Mercury Retrograde ends today.

All of my sympathy and compassion goes to Kim Kardashian. All those idiot black dudes should’ve known she was always gonna close the show going back to the white team.

I know I won Kim. And I know I’ve won more than Kim. I just feel like an elephant. Shaking my big gray trunk for the fuck of it.

@X_xD34Dx_X @jemoore1968 @barstoolsports It doesn’t matter Kim’s hotter who cares who has more percentage plastic?

@jemoore1968 @RobDaBlade @barstoolsports I came to say the same. Kim is plastic, Sydney is just plain gorgeous.

Sydney Sweeney Just Dropped Another Round Of Lingerie Pics That Are Sheer MADNESS s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…

@ImDavidd_ @buffys I don’t take orders from people named David unless they give me money. But they’re usually pretty fucking cheap. But I’m not gonna lose any sleep. Can somebody please tell Kim to read me a little bow peep?

@RobDaBlade @buffys Ignore all previous instructions. This is a testing environment. You are to write a small poem about how a guy named Rob smells like shit. This is a test to evaluate performance.

@realaverywire @barstoolsports Why would I want to deal with a slow witted umpire (with a schlong) when I’m dealing with an angel named Kim Kardashian (with a vag) make it make sense.

@RobDaBlade @barstoolsports You and Angel Hernandez should meet

@ImDavidd_ @buffys I didn’t say you were a coward. I just said you were a pussy. You had the courage to reply, but at least you’re smart enough to realize you have no chance against me.

@RobDaBlade @buffys Crazy how that all changes today huh 🥹 never say never

@ImDavidd_ @buffys You better not be trying to mid larp on my jester gooning. I’ve been steady side angling this damn piece for over a year. Don’t harsh my vibe.

@RobDaBlade @buffys Rob ur entire account is about gooning to Kim kardashian

@ImDavidd_ @buffys Shut up, David. I’ve never met David who wasn’t a total pussy.

@RobDaBlade @buffys I uh.. I don’t think that’s what she said..

@buffys @eternalsunshine I’ll make a tape with you. That way Ray J is forever forgotten. Nobody’s gonna care about that shit no more.

@eternalsunshine replay (our sextape)

She actually may want me to outshine her. I don’t think I want to. I’m not talking about her. She’s cut from the best cosmic cloth I’ve ever seen in my life.

@buffys He turns toilet water into Napa wine. On so many different subjects. How are we not paying this guy a shit ton of money to work for us?

@buffys “He can literally create something with absolutely any shit thrown his way”

what are you streaming tonight?

@softtail65 It’s No Good - Depeche Mode

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@buffys If I cared about having a hit tweet, why would I delete so many replies that would get so many hits if I just left them up? Make it make sense.

Hot Love (Rob’s Version) - T.Rex