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Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career. I’ll start: Derrick Rose.

@Cd_Julian_ Do it so the money can be handled better but still for the boy

Mi hermano falleció hace un mes. Dejó un seguro de vida de $100,000 para su "hijo de 5 años". Mi cuñada, que siempre nos odió, ya se compró una camioneta nueva contando con ese dinero. Hoy me llegó un correo de una clínica de fertilidad dirigido a mi hermano. Él se hizo una vasectomía hace 8 años, mucho antes de conocerla. El niño no es suyo. Ella le mintió toda la vida para que él lo mantuviera y ahora quiere quedarse con el dinero que mi hermano sudó. Tengo los papeles de la clínica. Si los presento, el dinero pasa legalmente a mis padres ancianos que no tienen pensión. Si me callo, el niño tiene un futuro, pero basado en una estafa de su madre. Mañana es la cita con la aseguradora. ¿Soy un monstruo por quitarle el sustento a un niño de 5 años para que mi cuñada no se salga con la suya?

Just started this: I have been told S1 only.

my mom trying to get us deported but Eid Mubarak i guess

@ISsossy Contrary to popular belief all women don’t make good mothers. Not saying they’re a bad person they just aren’t motherly and it’s something you won’t know until it happens

Please marry for looks too🥹

“you look sad today” bro im sad everyday I just didn’t have the energy to hide it today

@Vinnie_LaMotte @_HOV_DID It’s crazy we took an epic drought from that era to Black Panther the Nutty Professor soundtracks were 🔥 basically any black movie had at least 3 hits

@Roderick4392 @_HOV_DID Bruh, Soul Food, Above The Rim, New Jersey Drive, In Too Deep, State Property, soundtracks used to go just as hard as the albums

If this still hits for you, you got taste 🔥

@CigsMake Still about the same here in the south. Ship yards aluminum steel and automotive all pay good starting wages. It’s physical labor though so staffing remains a challenge with this generation. They also have to stop the random drug test because they lose too many people

A 30-year-old in 1980 owned a house like this working at the local factory. Married six years with three kids. Weekends meant Little League games. Both sets of grandparents lived within five miles. The kids would attend the same high school he did and grow up with the children of his own friends. This is a dying concept

@VicLombardi We’re out of school an entire week for Mardi Gras I think two days at home will be fine

When does sports become too important? When do you cross that line? Is this the line?

@sneminaj I’m a three account believer mine,hers, and ours

As a married man, do you think your salary should be paid directly into your wife’s account?

@otokyo__ Frog and a pig

Did you actually dissect a frog in high school?

@lilithyion @AlpacaAurelius Yep, you got it prescribed 50000 D3 a week

@Roderick4392 @AlpacaAurelius I mean tbh as a black person, your skin is top quality already, it blocks UV rays which prevents premature aging, and prevents you from getting skin cancer as easily as a white skinned person would. Might just need vitamin D if you live near the poles tho

scenes from a dermatologist conference in hawaii imagine thinking the sun, the source of all life on earth, that plants turn to and animals seek out, that makes you feel & look better every time you spend time in it... this is insanity

@TrevorHanson @FunSadGuy @ThrillaRilla369

@FunSadGuy @ThrillaRilla369 Cuz they got bucks?

Starbucks is a bank. Apple is a luxury brand. Google is an ad agency. Amazon is a data company. Red Bull is a media company. McDonald's is a real estate company. Facebook is a surveillance company.

waking up every morning, saying “i can’t keep living like this” and then continuing to live like that

Relax, I said my 2pac take was bad right after they played All Eyes on Me through. Playas fuck up lol

You can't keep postponing things just because you aren't ready. You really have to do it scared.

@Coopsage @goddammitsarah Fury Road in the theater is hard to top but yea I’ll give Dune 2 the edge it’s been so long on the Matrix I can’t remember but it was the best to date at the time

@goddammitsarah Better than Lord of Rings? Better than Dark Knight? Better than shawshank redemption? Spider man 2? Rogue One? Mad Max Fury Road? Furiosa? Better than matrix 1?

as I watched this scene in the theater when it first released, I had the very distinct thought that I was witnessing probably the greatest movie made during my lifetime right then. and I was right

@goddammitsarah I watched this movie when it dropped in a nice ass theater it was amazing the sound and the screen quality was top notch but when those sandworms attack that army i said this the best movie experience I’ve ever had