Sabo B Rock

@otokyo__ Frog and a pig

Did you actually dissect a frog in high school?

@lilithyion @AlpacaAurelius Yep, you got it prescribed 50000 D3 a week

@Roderick4392 @AlpacaAurelius I mean tbh as a black person, your skin is top quality already, it blocks UV rays which prevents premature aging, and prevents you from getting skin cancer as easily as a white skinned person would. Might just need vitamin D if you live near the poles tho

scenes from a dermatologist conference in hawaii imagine thinking the sun, the source of all life on earth, that plants turn to and animals seek out, that makes you feel & look better every time you spend time in it... this is insanity

@_HOV_DID We were really out here buying soundtracks back in the day

If this still hits for you, you got taste 🔥

@TrevorHanson @FunSadGuy @ThrillaRilla369

@FunSadGuy @ThrillaRilla369 Cuz they got bucks?

Starbucks is a bank. Apple is a luxury brand. Google is an ad agency. Amazon is a data company. Red Bull is a media company. McDonald's is a real estate company. Facebook is a surveillance company.

waking up every morning, saying “i can’t keep living like this” and then continuing to live like that

Relax, I said my 2pac take was bad right after they played All Eyes on Me through. Playas fuck up lol

You can't keep postponing things just because you aren't ready. You really have to do it scared.

@Coopsage @goddammitsarah Fury Road in the theater is hard to top but yea I’ll give Dune 2 the edge it’s been so long on the Matrix I can’t remember but it was the best to date at the time

@goddammitsarah Better than Lord of Rings? Better than Dark Knight? Better than shawshank redemption? Spider man 2? Rogue One? Mad Max Fury Road? Furiosa? Better than matrix 1?

as I watched this scene in the theater when it first released, I had the very distinct thought that I was witnessing probably the greatest movie made during my lifetime right then. and I was right

@goddammitsarah I watched this movie when it dropped in a nice ass theater it was amazing the sound and the screen quality was top notch but when those sandworms attack that army i said this the best movie experience I’ve ever had

@WendellPierce @PrimeVideo May!

Jack Ryan x James Greer= GHOST WAR ⁦@PrimeVideo⁩ 20May 2026 🔥

@HosteenCholo But you would watch it though 😅

I’m Native. I loved Sinners and I especially loved the Choctaw vampire hunters. I don’t think they should have a prequel or spinoff. I love the world building. I love having my brain spin at their adventures and their lives. Everything doesn’t need to be explained.

@Simon_Ingari Never work for free the company you work for doesn’t do anything for free as well and most likely it’s a violation of company policy to do anything while not on the clock. Now if you are salary make sure you factor into your compensation the 🍆

Manager: I have you scheduled for a meeting at 7 PM tomorrow. Gen Z: Is my attendance mandatory? Manager: Yes, we’re working with a client in another time zone. Gen Z: Okay, I’m happy to shift my hours to accommodate. Manager: Excuse me, no—you still start at 8 AM. Gen Z: If I’m working in the evening, then I’ll start later in the day. Manager: Okay, don’t watch the clock at this company. We work when we need to work. Gen Z: I’m contracted and paid for 40 hours a week, so that is what I work. Manager: That’s a career-limiting move. Tomorrow is a busy day; I’ll need you to start right promptly at 8:00 AM. Gen Z: Alright then, I will take the lieu time later this week. Manager: Again, that’s not how we operate at this company. You work hard when you need to, and you don’t watch the clock. Gen Z: Again, I work for the hours I’m paid for, and since overtime is not an option, I’ll go ahead and adjust my hours this week to accommodate the shift in the schedule. Manager: You’re not quite understanding the company culture we have here—we work all the time. Gen Z: And you’re not understanding that just because that is the way you do things does not mean that is how I’m required to do things as well. Manager: (Silence)

@lilsketch Dwayne, Chris, Chrisean

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@BeingJWood @FuckJac71537600 @Signal_N_Circit There’s no political gain in going to war with Iran. Gas prices alone will kill the republicans in the midterms. To do it now and not say January tells you the intelligence said go now. 200 missiles a day is not for defending themselves

@FuckJac71537600 @Signal_N_Circit No border crisis is worse than runaway inflation, increased unemployment, destroying the economy, alienating every ally we have and starting a fucking war!

I don’t remember Democrats ever fucking shit up this bad.

the government can kill almost 200 children at an elementary school with no recourse, but you’ll go to jail if you don’t pay for them to do so.

Japan needs you.

So whilst you’re all here what’re yalls thoughts about pineapple on pizza?

Comparing ROTS to this LMAO

Just two years after telling rich Republicans to jump on a bus and head to Florida, NY Gov Kathy Hochul begs rich taxpayers who are in Florida to come back to New York so they can pay more taxes. Hochul says she needs "high net worth" people to cut her checks to fund New York's social programs. "I need people who are high net worth to support the generous social programs that we wanna have in our state right now." "...Cut me the checks... The first step should be to go down to Palm Beach and see who you can bring back home, because our tax base has been eroded."

The Choctaw Vampire Hunters from Sinners deserve a prequel/spin off