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@DirtyFootbaIIer @markcousin70789

When you’ve been dealing with the tricky winger all game and you’ve had enough of his shit 🤣

@TheVanGodson @footballfunnys Law and Best? Don’t worry I’ve just seen you’re from Nigeria

@footballfunnys Right cus clearly scholes, Shearer,Gascoigne, Best, Law, ince, Wrights, and others played tennis 🎾

ChatGPT has put together its ultimate XI for England... I couldn't agree more with this... 👌

@90sfootball @EmilioSansolini No Gazza 😂😂

A possible England All-time XI. What changes would you make? (via @EmilioSansolini)

@KiszelyPhilip This offends me more

Absolute state of this. The world is in turmoil, the country grinding to a halt. We are forced to live in the most febrile atmosphere. What else? The obscene cover-up of the grooming gangs. London: a filthy and failing country within a filthy and failing country, both altered beyond recognition. For Christ’s sake, there’s an Islamophobia tsar and a blasphemy law. Little by little, we are losing what meagre freedoms we once enjoyed. And in the post is perhaps the biggest recession since the 1930s. But guess what? The stupid twats at the BBC are outraged by a Bob Monkhouse gag. Scum. Utter and unrelenting scum.

@Amockx2022 The day an Irishman defends a British prime minister over an American president is the day we all realise the world is at a total clusterfuck level of disorder

BREAKING : Donald Trump got humiliated publicly on camera Trump was criticising Kier Starmer 🇬🇧 for not supporting US in the war against Iran Ireland 🇮🇪 Prime Minister didn't hold back and said "Starmer is an earnest person who gets to work with very nicely if you have capacity" 🔥 This man wanted to isolate Iran but now getting exposed by everyone 🫡

@forestmad80 ….Forest and West Ham are not new to relegation dog fights but it’s totally alien to Spurs. They have the worst injury list I’ve ever seen and any team would struggle with that many important players out but they’re players who push for Europe not fighting to survive..

@forestmad80 Spurs will lose at Liverpool tomorrow and I think you’ll beat Fulham. That makes your game against Spurs next week a must win. But all the pressure will be on Tottenham. Their home form is diabolical. I don’t think that spurs would mentally move on from that defeat…

Some of our fans are weak as piss, I dunno about you but I’m not ready just to give up as a fan. Stop giving up, show some spirit, implore the team to set higher standards. Win tomorrow and Palace beat Leeds heavily and we’d very likely be 15th. There’ll be lots of twists and turns. Maybe we won’t win, maybe we will go down but I’m not gonna just accept it and nor should any fan. Demand better, if you don’t have hope as a football fan then what is the bloody point. #NFFC

@TreyGainz @Parkersafc @hollywoodbuilt Not really mate, there’s more games. I think you’re confused pal. You seem to be treating me like I’m a plastic, pig 6 supporter. I’m born and bred West Ham. I’ll support them all the way down to the National conference south. Go away and find a plastic rent boy to debate.

@Roff79 @Parkersafc @hollywoodbuilt Don’t worry you’ll have plenty of time when yall are in the championship

Is this England's starting XI for the first game at the world cup? Pickford James Konsa Guehi Hall Rice Anderson Saka Rogers Rashford Kane

@TreyGainz @Parkersafc @hollywoodbuilt You do it, I’m busy

@Roff79 @Parkersafc @hollywoodbuilt Go search bowen stats for me then search Sakas

What Movie did you watch over and over as a kid?

@thatboied @DHurleybooks I disagree. I’ve only seen us lift one trophy in my life. Lifting the fa cup is something I’ve dreamed about for 40 years

@DHurleybooks Staying up and watching Spurs go down would bring me more joy than an FA cup ever could, especially if it meant relegation and this team falling apart. The last few weeks have made me love football again after years of misery.

Fun scenario for you all.. A genie comes to you today and says, “you can pick one home game against Leeds for a guaranteed win, today, without knowing anything else about this season But you will lose the other game.” Which game are you picking to win, the cup or the league…

@Parkersafc @hollywoodbuilt Bowens stats would suggest he’s a higher level than Saka on current form

@hollywoodbuilt Foden and Palmer are both CAMs who can also play RW. I like Bowen but his best isn't at the level that Saka's is.

@JejeNiwaDon @iKillCuriosity

@iKillCuriosity Must be drugs. Chelsea won UCL post-lockdown.

The whole of London is on standby. If Arsenal wins the league, you’ll see what we mean when we say London is red. Arsenal will be the first London team to win a proper trophy since lockdown. This is the people’s club. The parade will be wild, there’ll be an owambe in Woolwich.

@Gibboanxious The Revenant

What's the most visually beautiful movie you've ever seen???

@benonwine The lunatics control the asylum

What comes to MIND when you see this?

@WestHamViews_ Good luck to him. A great servant to West Ham and our top prem goal scorer.

OFFICIAL: Former West Ham striker Michail Antonio has signed for Qatar Stars League side Al-Sailiya Sports Club. Good luck on your new venture Micky! 👊🏻⚒️ #WHUFC #COYI

@BellegardeSZN I would sell my left nut for this scenario 😂

@Gibboanxious I don’t hate any movie. I just don’t watch the shit ones ever again

Name a movie you hate with a passion

@Gibboanxious Yes it is mate. By a long way aswell

Heat is NOT better than The Matrix

@MaxMcKinley4 @Gibboanxious Underrated

@Gibboanxious HG Wells chases Jack The Ripper from 1880s London to 1979 San Francisco in a time machine of his own creation. And meets stone fox Mary Steenburgen.

Name a movie with an utterly bizarre premise that you can’t believe is real