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Driving in Denver feels like CDOT is rage baiting me for a TikTok prank

Who would win in a fight, 100 men vs 1 Strongarm Frank Azar?

Everyone from Colorado be like yeah I went to cedar mountain ridge canyon vista lake high school

💀🔥 @skullyvibes is @roostermagazine’s featured cover artist this month! See Skully’s creations at our gallery and pick up an issue around town therooster.com/articles/satur… #skullyvibes #roostermagazine #denverartsociety

Do you ever wonder how people use to drive to vail in the winter in the 70s? No AWD. snow tires barely existed. Every car weighed like a ton. How did anyone survive back then ?

Let’s all take a moment to be patient with people today because some of those people have no idea that today is their last day with all ten of their fingers.

Why does it feel like Colorado has had a plane crash every week lately?

Denver drivers got me looking both ways at green lights

Men in Denver won’t touch a piece of broccoli for months but ask their hairstylist to make them look like one

Grab your suit and sunglasses 😎 and get ready to hit the beach! @united's now offering direct flights to Myrtle Beach through Sept. 21. #FlyDEN 📸: @AThor72

Petition to change the Aurora Police cars slogan from “To protect and serve” to “Iliff, Laugh, Love”

Your Delivery Driver is on their way…to Jail If you’re going to ask for directions while delivering food, perhaps you shouldn’t ask while driving a stolen car. But if you do, you should definitely ask a Boulder Police officer. Might not seem likely, but that’s what happened late Sunday night when Officers Hill and Coffee spotted a stolen car coming into the city thanks to our use of the Flock camera system. Using an unmarked police car, the officers followed the stolen vehicle when suddenly the driver called out to the officers and asked for directions to deliver some food. Officers then took both the driver and passenger into custody. Turns out the female inside the car had two prior motor vehicle theft convictions as well as an active drug trafficking warrant out of New Mexico. When officers searched her, she was found with .29 grams of methamphetamines and .49 grams of M30 blue pills that contained fentanyl. She also had three credit cards that did not belong to her. She was charged with unlawful possession of drugs and felony possession of a financial transaction device. The male in the car was also found with methamphetamines and charged with motor vehicle theft, drugs and possession of drug paraphernalia. Both individuals were booked into the @BldrCOSheriff jail. Officers also found in the car a fake BB gun, that had been altered to look like a real gun, and a large knife next to the driver’s seat of the vehicle. We’re glad we could remove these dangerous items from our streets and return this stolen car to its owner. Good work, officers! #Boulder

@DENAirport @MileHighRoach If you don’t read that last part in his voice you are not from Colorado

🚆 All aboard the test run express! Four of our 26 new train cars are currently on the tracks and in test mode, with a fifth arriving today. These cars will be opening their doors to the public by summer. As @MileHighRoach might say, "Hooold on, please" - we're almost there!

Who’s ready for the weekend? 3/28 - @RoosterMagazine THC Awards 3/29 - @TonyRomera 3/30 - @boogietmusic Red Rocks After Party

@_Aware_Wolf Can’t stop. Won’t stop

This whole P Diddy thing didn’t really shock me. Never trust the guy whispering on the track.

Goat safety is no joke

@clovapus …. *slowly pours whiskey… “a lot of things are messed up right now in this crazy world” But yeah we messed that up

@RoosterMagazine I think ur crossword is messed up bc the answer to two down should be questlove but it doesn’t fit. Also it says 12 across when it’s 13 across

Sure, some call Wednesdays hump day - but we like to call it HERD DAY Thanks for the this incredible video Kyle from Creede! Take time to spot the lone pronghorn running with this elk herd near the end of the video too.

@_Aware_Wolf Has there ever been any baby Larry’s? Or do they all just start at 47 working at radio shack..

I haven’t met anyone named ‘Larry’ in like 20 years. What happened to all the Larrys? Did they ship out or… something worse? Weird as hell.

This just in: Drake hates Colorado.