Rory Fitz

@bombsquad67 @TheSparkOZaun @PolitlcsUK Lol. What the fuck are you talking about 😂🥴

🚨 BREAKING: British oil and gas giant BP has more than doubled profits due to the Iran war - from $1.38bn to $3.2bn

@TheFootyFeed I’d have Bale above a few of them

@leemalcolmson @Sussexbrighton4 @PippaCrerar Lol, following current affairs clearly not your thing

@Sussexbrighton4 @PippaCrerar Oh the poor landlords! They should sell up them and get the housing market moving.

EXCL: Rachel Reeves is considering imposing one-year rent freeze on private sector homes amid growing alarm in government about impact of Iran war on voters’ budgets. Landlords in England would be banned from raising rents for limited period of time under proposals, which are being debated by ministers as part of major cost of living package to be launched in coming weeks. Big story by @kiranstacey theguardian.com/politics/2026/…

@DeathlyAcorn @Sonny496 @PippaCrerar By that logic, what is NOT a parasite? Are energy suppliers, supermarkets, internet and phone providers all parasites as well? After all, they all offer essential services

@Sonny496 @PippaCrerar That's a parasite

@gracieelovex @tntsports Well it’s difficult to make the argument that something that half of the population in human history can do is harder than what only 1 person has done

@tntsports its hilarious how men think this is impressive. we women go through childbirth and worse regularly. this marathon thing is childs play compared to that.

History rewritten in London for Sebastian Sawe 🤯 Back-to-back London Marathon champion 🏆 First man race the marathon in under two hours 🔥 📺 TNT Sports and HBO Max

@AwayDaysFB @TheFootyFeed Yeh these aren’t the emojis I was expecting to see after that comment 🤨

This Leeds fan spotted doing his shopping ready for Sundays big game 👌🏼👏🏼

@MaceChan @rickygervais The issue is the people actively enjoy it. They’re not taking one for the team because it’s something that has to be done

@rickygervais What's the problem with hunting antelope? But for hunting, there would be no wildlife conservation, and that's not even debatable.

The best thing is, they'll never forget it 👍

@jcuth20192 @AnnAnne700 @DailyMail whom they only have a slice of information has died. It’s the same as road rage, when someone wrongs you on the road your initial thought is you want to kill them, regardless of how nice a person they might actually be.

@jcuth20192 @AnnAnne700 @DailyMail Although I disagree with pretty much every comment of yours in the comments, you seem like a good person so I’ll give you a ‘rational’ reason for the glee - They are not happy that a living breathing person who might have had a family has died. They are happy that a character

Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa trib.al/51Jpu84

@RMTunion If ever there was a group of people that deserve to be replaced by AI

It’s a shame your sense of curiosity didn’t stretch as far as Googling what the dispute is about. Hint: it’s not about pay

@DougLaconti @G14821285 @Police_Clips Biker should just have been arrested for being a twat imo

@G14821285 @Police_Clips It's called basic constitutional rights. The REAL question is..how did we get to a place where you need a permission slip from the government to travel freely down the road? No victim NO CRIME. Period. And before you defend the 🐖, may I ask..do u support flock cameras? J.c.

Reason why most people Run 💯

@2147mill Do you expect you will be able to continue to achieve 20% per year?

My stocks and shares ISA: 20% average annual return historically. £350/month in dividends. Reinvested every penny. Based on past performance, at this trajectory: → £100,000: Less than 12 months away → £250,000: 5 years → £500,000: 8 years → £1,000,000: 12 years Here’s the part most people miss: That £350/month in dividends reinvested isn’t just £4,200/year. At 20% return it compounds too. Every dividend buys more shares. Every share pays more dividends. Every dividend buys more shares. The snowball doesn’t just roll. It accelerates. I must keep stacking relentlessly without fail.

@trussliz Lol, I genuinely thought this was posted as a joke by a troll account before I saw you posted it 😂

On the 100th anniversary of her birth, we still miss her.

@LMandrakeJr @VecchTweets @glukianoff Absolutely. Except for snakes and crocodiles. Even when they’re the centre of the film, I still want the prey to get away

@VecchTweets @glukianoff It amuses me how depending on the perspective of the nature film I'm either rooting for the prey to get away or the hunter.

I absolutely had to watch this to the end. We had a pet bunny when I was a kid, and sometimes our dog would chase it, and it went from being this ridiculous, truly absurd, but cute animal to impossibly fast. It’s a marvel to watch.

@TheFootyFeed I don’t find it that hard

@ZentrynellRealm @alifarhat79 Agreed, I absolutely had to go and check if he actually posted this

@alifarhat79 Not even parody feels fake anymore. That’s the problem.

STOP IT 🤣

@monicabeharding Could you please report @ElmbridgeBC to the police for chopping down all the trees in Southbank car park for what appears to be no reason at all other than to make my road look awful and to waste our council tax money?

I have reported to the police a series of incidents over the last week in Long Ditton and Thames Ditton, where Liberal Democrat campaign boards, and in some cases, nearby private property, have been deliberately vandalised. The graffiti includes a St George's cross and an 'R' and arrow, which suggests those responsible associate themselves with Reform UK. I am disappointed to report that this behaviour goes beyond simple mischief. It is criminal damage and appears designed to intimidate those taking part in our democratic process. This is not how we do politics in this country. There is no place for this in our community. Displaying a board of whatever political colour is part of our peaceful political process. People who decide to do this should not be intimidated into not doing so. Politics must be conducted through argument and persuasion, not vandalism or intimidation. I would ask any residents in the affected areas to check their CCTV, doorbell cameras, or dashcams for any footage that may help identify those responsible. Even small details could be important, and I urge anyone with information to come forward and assist the police. Despite these incidents, our candidates are out campaigning on the doorstep and those whose boards have been attacked have asked that they be kept up.

@Layemie001 They’ve not ventilated between the insulation and the roof so they are most likely going to have to rip that all down within a few years and start again

This room insulation approach is way too mesmerising.

@Payroll_and_AI @NoContextHumans I wouldn’t particularly want to sit next to them either. My ideal seat would be 3F

@RoryFitz11 @NoContextHumans Whether he does or doesn't... the probability exists. Definitely wouldn't occur with Simon Cowell, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian, or Kobe Bryant.

Which seat you choosing?

🇺🇸 Trump before starting the war : Didn't consult with 🇪🇸 Spain Didn't consult with 🇬🇧 UK Didn't consult with 🇮🇹 Italy Didn't consult with 🇦🇺 Australia Didn't consult with 🇫🇷 France Didn't consult with 🇮🇪 Ireland Didn't consult with 🇨🇦 Canada 🇺🇸 Trump after losing the war : Blaming 🇪🇸 Spain for not helping Blaming 🇬🇧 UK for not helping Blaming 🇮🇹 Italy for not helping Blaming 🇦🇺 Australia for not helping Blaming 🇫🇷 France for not helping Blaming 🇮🇪 Ireland for not helping Blaming 🇨🇦 Canada for not helping This man's politics is 100% based on lies, manipulation and u-turns No wonder a country like 🇮🇷 Iran with no nukes literally made him lose his mind in just few weeks