Forward March

Lady was pissy when I insisted on walking with her to the parking lot, but it was raining and she had an umbrella.

@DBStoner 💯🙏🏽

@RunOldMan Truth 💯💯💯

Make sure you have a beautiful soul. Looks don't last forever.

@EnolaEmanon @Cactuscali1991 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣

@RunOldMan @Cactuscali1991

@DeonMumple 🤣🤣

I have a straightjacket in every color and pattern for all occasions.

Women who wear no bras and panties are so sexy.

🙏🏻11:11🙏🏻

Damn! I wish I could do a sound bit. Cuz I can do a Jersey voice that is hilarious. Boop boop be do!

I think we’re the only ones keeping this app alive. How has it managed to exist this long. I miss old twitter.

As a native Californian I can honestly tell you we HAVE no accent! 😁

I’m just here for the ass shaking, thighs, boobs and scones. Apple fritters is life.

Old roses can still bloom you know, they’ve put out roots to survive storms, and flourish despite how heavily they’ve been cut back💔🌹♥️

I'd like to support you during this difficult time in your life, but I don't want to interrupt karma.

Not sure if that subtweet was for me, but I had a cigarette anyway.

Marks don’t matter more than your child’s mental health. Be the home they run to, not the pressure they fear.

Helping people figure out where they know me from in this little town is my super power…apparently 😏

If you pull out in front of me while I'm cruising down the road in pure flow state, just know that I've cursed you and your entire bloodline.

My gut is so big, it swallowed up all the fucks I had to give.

I am about to become your full time job if you’re not careful

Some of really know how to fuck up a taco.

A hold so tight, for something so soft.

“thank you”, “sorry”, “I love you”, “I miss you”and similar expressions of connection and compassion need to be expressed as much as possible to live free of regret