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TheJesusRollsTA
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Blackbox TA system developer. Minimizing Risk, Maximizing Profits. NOTE: None of my Tweets are meant as Investment advice. DYODD!
Florida, USA Beigetreten Nisan 2017
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*IRAN SAYS SAFE PASSAGE VIA HORMUZ 'POSSIBLE' FOR TWO WEEKS
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@TopTradersLive @jam_croissant Trust me, last person on planet to really know why is purporting to know why. #LMAO 😎🐉🤌
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"Why is the US really in Iran?"
@jam_croissant
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@darenpa72 But, but... killing all peeples is much better, becuz human chain at da power plants are really die-hards, not just the innocents directed to be there; becuz the regime of Iran aren't full up with psychos. 🤣 😎🐉🤌
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@ArmstrongEcon Ya changed the batteries on yer komputer, finally. Such a relief. 😎🐉🤌
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Our computer models show that Trump is NOT going to end the Persian Civilization.
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@AJABreaking Now dats some reliable newz. #LMAO at ya. Get bent dipsticks. Another group for ya @IfindRetards 😎🐉🤌
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عاجل | مجلس الأمن القومي الإيراني: النقاط الإيرانية تنص على انسحاب القوات الأمريكية من جميع القواعد في المنطقة
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@badcharts1 Where muh bears/furus/daytraders be? Wait, dey done got blown outta der panties. #Boom Buh-Bye now, see you next year (or perhaps, this year if things REALLY accelerate). Tick Tock
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@badcharts1 Yawn, won't start until next year or so. I'll be ready, going against bears/furus is almost unfair; but I'll take the easy money. $gold #BTC #Altcoins $Pt $silver $Cu FTW 😎🐉🤌
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Keep you eye on the prize.
Oil setting up nicely below yearly defined launch pad towards $300-$500.
War or NO war!
Patrick Karim@badcharts1
Yes, of course we can eventually reach $350 for a single barrel of crude oil. Magnificent yearly defined chart setup morphing into existence. Are you paying attention?
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@AsennaWealth Always bet against this dude. Gap fill coming. 🤡🌏
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Crude 115, held the 21d again which is a bullish tell and about to push into levels we haven't seen since the "peak oil" narrative in 2008.
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@ZTheTrader The Empire lost (see City of London/Wall Street). All that matters... little bears/furus/daytraders wouldn't understand.
GIF
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Very well written piece on what’s going on beneath the surface of this conflict 👇
Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡@shanaka86
In 1974, Henry Kissinger brokered a deal with Saudi Arabia: price your oil in dollars, recycle the surplus into US Treasuries, and America guarantees your security. The arrangement was never a formal treaty. It was a handshake backed by aircraft carriers. For fifty years, every barrel of oil sold anywhere on earth created demand for the dollar that financed America’s debt. The system required two things to function: Gulf oil priced in dollars, and an American navy guaranteeing the strait through which that oil flowed. Both conditions held until February 28, 2026. Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz. Not physically but operationally, by mining approaches, attacking tankers, and establishing an IRGC toll booth that vets vessels, charges in yuan or stablecoins, and escorts approved ships through the Larak corridor. Traffic collapsed 95 percent. The oil that still flows does not flow in dollars. It flows in yuan, settled through CIPS, paid to an organisation the United States designated as a terrorist group. Iran has exported over 11.7 million barrels to China since the war began, all in the currency of a country that claims neutrality. The petrodollar is not being challenged by a BRICS policy paper. It is being challenged by a toll booth. The United States holds $39 trillion in gross national debt. That debt is serviceable because foreign governments buy Treasuries. Foreign governments buy Treasuries because they accumulate dollars. They accumulate dollars because oil is priced in dollars. If oil stops being priced in dollars, the demand that finances the debt weakens. Saudi Arabia’s Treasury holdings fell to $134.8 billion in January 2026, down $14.7 billion in a single month. The Saudis let the 1974 agreement lapse in June 2024 without renewal. The recycling loop that Kissinger built is loosening at the same moment that the strait through which it operated is controlled by a hostile military collecting tolls in a rival currency. This is what the war is about. Not the nuclear programme, which was the stated justification. Not the missiles, which are the visible weapons. The war is about which currency buys the molecule that powers the global economy, and the answer to that question is being determined at a 34-kilometre chokepoint by an entity that charges admission in yuan. Every American strike on Iranian infrastructure degrades the capability to maintain the toll. Every barrel of Iranian oil sold to China in yuan during the war demonstrates the toll’s viability. The strikes and the sales are running simultaneously. The petrodollar and its replacement are being tested in the same theatre at the same time. Trump’s Tuesday deadline is the enforcement mechanism. “Power Plant Day” is not about punishing Iran for closing the strait. It is about ensuring that when the strait reopens, the oil flows in dollars and the $39 trillion remains financeable. The F-35 sales to the UAE and Saudi Arabia are not arms deals. They are petrodollar anchors, binding Gulf security to American hardware that requires American currency. The rescue proved reach. The strikes prove capability. The F-35 contracts prove commitment. And the toll booth proves that all of it might not be enough. The 1974 handshake held for fifty years. The 2026 toll booth has operated for five weeks. The question the deadline answers tonight is whether fifty years of dollar dominance or five weeks of yuan experimentation determines what comes next. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…
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"In fact, American special forces fell directly into a trap set by Iranian forces."
Press TV 🔻@PressTV
‼️Press TV Exclusive: US suffered major strategic defeat in the failed Isfahan operation presstv.ir/Detail/2026/04…
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There it is…
Democrats are now projected to win both the House and the Senate in the midterms.
Republicans were at 75% a few months ago.
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🚨 IRAN’S REVOLUTIONARY GUARD WARNS NEIGHBOURING COUNTRIES 'RESTRAINT IS OVER', SAYS IT WILL TARGET U.S. AND PARTNERS' INFRASTRUCTURE, THREATENS TO DISRUPT REGIONAL OIL AND GAS SUPPLIES FOR YEARS
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@darenpa72 Why wait? A little taste of what's to come. Enjoy the appetizer. 😎🐉🤌
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25TH AMENDMENT!!!
Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization.
This is evil and madness.
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@Outdoctrination According to grok, this was reversible. Just might be THE male contraceptive solution for young men (long sought after). If so, I highly approve; don't get trapped.
GIF
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Polyester underwear decimates male fertility & sperm in study.
After 6 months of wearing a polyester sling, all men had ZERO sperm.
At the beginning of the study:
• 64.3% of men had sperm count 41–60 million/ml
• 35.7% of men had sperm count >60 million/ml
• 0% had sperm count below 40 million/ml
After 3 months:
• 28.6% had near-zero sperm count (0–1 million/ml)
• 71.4% had low sperm count (2–10 million/ml)
• 0% were above 10 million/ml
After 6 months:
• 100% of men had 0 sperm (azoospermia)
• 0% had any detectable sperm
So basically, they went from normal → heavily suppressed by 3 months → completely wiped out by 6 months.
Dalton (Analyze & Optimize)@Outdoctrination
After 6 months, all 14 men had ZERO sperm. At the beginning of the study: • 64.3% of men had sperm count 41–60 million/ml • 35.7% of men had sperm count >60 million/ml • 0% had sperm count below 40 million/ml After 3 months: • 28.6% had near-zero sperm count (0–1 million/ml) • 71.4% had low sperm count (2–10 million/ml) • 0% were above 10 million/ml After 6 months: • 100% of men had 0 sperm (azoospermia) • 0% had any detectable sperm So basically, they went from normal → heavily suppressed by 3 months → completely wiped out by 6 months.
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🚨🚨Breaking - Trump Threatens To Drop A Nuke On Iran On Tuesday Night🚨🚨
"The entire country could be taken out in ONE night. and that could be tomorrow night "
~The Mad King Donald
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بیش از ۱۴ میلیون ایرانی غیور تا این لحظه اعلام آمادگی کردهاند جان خود را برای دفاع از ایران فدا کنند. من نیز جانفدای ایران بودهام، هستم و خواهم بود.
#جان_فدا
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Ah, so it's true, they are a terrorist regime; having beyond region capabilities, in place. 😎🐉🤌
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