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@x_lishaf1 You mean after a 1st go on the dodgems🥴

Standard of driving is so bad in the UK I’m starting to think everyone got their license at Legoland

@BuildsByKB It’s like Wednesday playing in blue shorts… Should always be black!

England should always play in navy blue shorts. This whole white shit just isn't it. Come at me... #england #ENGJAP

@Lauren_83_ Gaaaawwwwjus! Have fun🦉x

I’m off to see some Wednesday legends 💙🤍🦉

@AlexJPMiller @Owlsonline That guy will never learn! Really wish something bad happens to him

🚨Dejphon Chansiri has rejected an administrator proposal on the Sheffield 3 side of proceedings 📢First Gazette notice 💻The Teams meeting that heard it 💰What his objection is 🔵Why it doesn't concern sales process All in here👇 thestar.co.uk/sport/football… #SWFC🦉

@ronsterd89 You mean crisps?!!! Your missing out if you haven’t tried 🤯

Have you ever heard of anyone putting Potato Chips on a Sandwich? 🤯 🥪

@BGatesIsaPyscho Ah yes a trusty app will make life easier! Prices are still rising… What muppets!!!

🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile in the Britain “Diesel has gone up even more than petrol - a 27% rise - people are seriously worried they can’t afford to drive their kids to school” UK Government Minister - “We’ve created a new app to allow people to find the cheapest Fuel locally to them”

@benonwine Tell em’ to get t’ fook!

Your Muslim neighbour tells you to get rid of your dog, and says you will respect Islam. What would you do?

@HistoryPegg @k3zz4x It was at Haxey, is that Donny? I know it’s borderline near Lincolnshire

@SW18_67FC @k3zz4x Ooooo yup I’m in Donny it’s climbing.

Let’s play a game. Highest #petrol #dieselprice in the #UK (excluding motorway services because they are a rip off). In #Yorkshire highest I’ve seen so far Petrol 154.9 diesel 184.9 Over to you. #IranWar‌

@AndrewRawson11 @HistoryPegg @k3zz4x True!

@SW18_67FC @HistoryPegg @k3zz4x You will indirectly because everyone will put up transport costs.

@BrummieTricky Im an hour home early from work for this reason!

Tell you what, traffic this morning non existent, all the parents who live within 2 miles of their kids school and drive them should be fined. My 3 nephews live 3 miles away from their school and I jogged them to school on my back. Parents are the problem with rush hour

@90sfootball I was obsessed with it! 🏆

Who remembers the Orbis World Cup 90 ring binder?

@maniaUFO Richest man… Poorest camera?!!!

Leaked video of one of the world's richest men showing two reptilian bodies.🧐🤔🐲🐲🐲

@SexKitten99999 Wet Wipe 👅💦💦

We need a proper word for women getting head like men have blowjob. Cunnilingus sounds like a fucking dinosaur species no one is saying that shit out loud. What are we calling it

@WTIDPOD I stayed away for this reason! 🤣 I went to see The Magic Faraway Tree with the kids instead… Winner!

FT: Sheffield FC 0-4 Tadcaster Albion. I apologise on behalf of Sheffield Club for the defeat today. 😭 I’ve still not seen a win this season.

@tommyuto Suffer with migraines so im dark mode on everything🤣

Wait there’s actually people who don’t have twitter on dark mode?

@juniorkingpp Nobody looks at your feet to be honest! My kids aren’t bothered for brands much. They have the odd bits but they are more than happy to shop at the likes of Primark

I can’t stand y’all , clearly these shoes are made for people who can’t afford actual dunks it makes someone out there happy to even have these not everyone can afford $100 shoes I’ll never judge nobody who wears stuff like this , I’m sure they wish they had the real deal.

@blattercake @SkySportsNews Red & White 👏🏼

@SkySportsNews And they play in red and white

''We invented the game of football, there is an opportunity to do something for the city'' Jon McClure, from Reverend and the Makers, discusses becoming chairman of Sheffield FC. Watch the full feature Soccer Saturday! 📺

@InmeWensdyHat @SkySportsNews @tprowl Sheffield rules are what we know today… Well the basics! Also i believe the lines on the pitch. Other rules had different lineage!

@SkySportsNews @tprowl I don’t think we INVENTED football did we..

@benonwine Saves on my shopping next week… Thanks 🤩

Co-Op has issued a WARNING to its Staff if they stop Shop lifters they will be SACKED! So this message to me says that they ENCOURAGE Shop Lifting. ANOTHER Company to BOYCOTT then!