Skwisgaar 🎸⚡️🪽

SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, the lead guitarist of DETHKLOK .

@resurgamcfo Verys !

@SWAGSGAAR Very fearsome.

If you say so.

@resurgamcfo I has Artistiks visions . The peoples Knows I ams rights .

It would appear that the fans like your thinking, @SWAGSGAAR.

@resurgamcfo I woulds bes . Huge blacks Dragons with skales and eyes whats Glows brights reds And I woulds breaths Fire and I woulds has Bigs Massives horns on my Heads .

@SWAGSGAAR I do not mind the sound of that. I guess it’d be worth asking what kind of dragon do you think you would be.

@swedenrockfest that was fun!

@mtlmike46 Thats not a Dogs .

@SWAGSGAAR prairie dog....my little one......

My fingers Sores . But what makes Thems feels betters Playings more Guitars .

背伸び

あくび

@resurgamcfo Theys not goings Stiffs they ams Limbers and completesly like Flexibles and rubers .

@SWAGSGAAR You may want to consider giving your fingers a rest, Skwisgaar. We can’t have them going stiff.

平川動物公園／オオカミ

@Red_Rose_232 Ok lets me Just finish the Exorsizingks .

@SWAGSGAAR I thank you min varg! And if you're taking requests, can you play number 9 Dream by John Lennon so I can sing along to it?

@resurgamcfo Comes on theys Just Horses . Not evens dogs And cats and Stuff just the Horses .

@SWAGSGAAR I’m not sure it would be the wisest decision to bring animals to one of Dethklok’s concerts, ah, considering how the neutering event in Egypt unfolded.

I’m afraid that I’ll have to turn down this request. The boys are currently doing their own things- and would prefer not to be disturbed.

@Red_Rose_232 Fines .

@SWAGSGAAR Oh jeez Then, at least let me get the alcohol to clean them. Then you can go back to playing.

@Red_Rose_232 Bandaids ams for pussys .

@SWAGSGAAR *Sigh* I'll get the bandaids and your extra guitar stings.

@oneonefiveklok Ja I donts Forgets .

@SWAGSGAAR Just remember your hand stretches at least once every hour, alright sir?

@Red_Rose_232 Bit lates for that .

@SWAGSGAAR Just try to stop before your fingers bleed... again 😅

@Red_Rose_232 Ja .

@SWAGSGAAR Yeah, that sounds about right.

@dethkomic Goods fingers Strechings .

@SWAGSGAAR And flipping off regular jackoffs. Good finger exercise.

@mtlmike46 Whats this guys ?

@SWAGSGAAR and petting one of these guys do it🫴