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@EricLDaugh The @realDonaldTrump of Argentina! We need more of this around the world.

🚨 WOW. Argentina's right-wing President Javier Milei SLASHED his country's debts by -$54B, carried out the largest peacetime spending cut in history, purged DEI and fraud, and got 12 MILLION off poverty What a success story! 🇺🇸🇦🇷

@GigaBeers @DrAlmarielao Not caused by TDS but instead the vaccine.

Sen. Ben Sasse wasn’t exactly known for kindness in politics. Now, Sasse is sharing his battle with Stage 4 pancreatic cancer. Diagnosed Dec 2025 with just months to live. On Day 99: Tumors shrunk ~76%, pain down 80% on experimental drug (causing the skin to become bloody and bubbly). Facing it with raw honesty, humor and faith: “We should call it a wicked thief...yet...there will be no more tears, there will be no more cancer.” Note: Not caused by TDS. Prayers for Sasse and his family. 💙

@Hoainguyen888 Average

The jury even thinks this is normal until they figure out how incredible his skill😍🎸🎸

@Alisha_ash @Krissa_Kray_ Except your example is over 40,000 years apart and mine is 128 years apart. And in the case of the the Am Staff 54 years. So that’s like saying your great grandfather was a wolf and you are a chihuahua. Which, judging by the size of your brain might be believable.

@SailingBay @Krissa_Kray_ By you equivalence a chihuahua is no different than a wolf.

Pitbull haters, this one is for you

@gman5180 @gotrice2024

During an interview, Kaden Rummler said he suffered a ruptured eye. He also had metal, glass, & plastic shards embedded in his head after an ICE agent shot a nonlethal round into his left eye. Thoughts? 🧐

Happy Easter fill the DMs only

@Missbricosplay Best Easter Basket ever.

happy easter !!! 🐰🤍

@GigaBeers @DrAlmarielao Ummm definitely not photoshopped or AI.

This is the shit China is posting. Maybe Tucker can have a talk with them. “Proof that Iran shot down a US F-18 fighter jet.”

@MMABabes @JuliosTwits I mean, isn’t the backfire part of the fun…. Trapped by an arm bar and a leg hold at the same time. Sigh.

@JuliosTwits Might backfire

If Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano both fell in love with you who would you pick and why

@HustleBitch_ How about impairment from a concussion rolling the vehicle over.

🚨 BREAKING: TIGER WOODS ARRESTED FOR DUI — BLOWS 0.00 AFTER HIGH-SPEED SUV FLIP… SOMETHING DOESN’T ADD UP Tiger Woods was just arrested after the crash, but here’s what’s raising questions: • Officers say he showed signs of impairment • Breathalyzer result: 0.00 • Still arrested for DUI • Then refused urinalysis test No alcohol. No clear explanation. Still charged with DUI + refusal. That’s where it gets strange. So what shows “impairment” with a 0.00… and why refuse the one test that could explain it?

@GregorioSh64773 If you fly you have a passport or real id. If you have a real id you already have the background legal information. So not only are you a liar, 27 years ago. lol. You know damn well where the info is. And so not only are you lying about your info but the save act as well.

Hollywood actress and director Elizabeth Banks is speaking out against the Save Act. She is prattling on about how difficult it would be to vote if it passes, even though she has a birth certificate, driver's license, and passport. It’s kind of funny because, in a way, she is really making the case for it. 😂😂 Check it out.👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

@Joneric40 Definitely a concrete slab

Pick a wife , who are you picking?

@JayJosephVet Didn’t that person live this character:

Is this for real in the Marines nowadays? What a disappointment when you join the military you expect to be abused and mistreated for the the fun of it Would you still join the military even with boring fairness drill instructors like this?

@ClownWorld Yeah but look at the bark on that!

@kasthomas @FurkanGozukara You obviously never flew this titanium beast through flak and ada. Shes a dream that will fuck Iran in the ass.

@FurkanGozukara These ancient planes, which entered service in March 1976, are great for ripping up defenseless Iraqi convoys but will be extremely vulnerable to Iranian attack and of limited utility in the Gulf.

Absolute desperation. The US is deploying slow, unstealthy Cold War-era A-10s to the Strait of Hormuz to fight fast attack boats. These planes are sitting ducks for Iran's advanced air defenses. The Pentagon is sending pilots on a suicide mission.

@WorkElizab 2 you’ll look and be fabulous and I’m 100% accurate

Help me choose shoes for a summer wedding... lam going to a friend's wedding tomorrow

@BuzzLightyeer @_GenesisSystems Whatever you say. How’d you like Epstein’s island? It amazes me that people with intellectual and mental disabilities call others “retard.” Obviously ignored as a child; lonely growing up under the wing and grooming of a pedo mentor, now you want to share. You’re very sick.

@SailingBay @_GenesisSystems You're a fucking retard. This is Twitter. I'm a funny vibrator

10 gallons a day. Zero infrastructure. Meet the WaterCube 10: the future of off-grid water.

@BuzzLightyeer @_GenesisSystems Whatever you say Pedo-lightyear. Takes no infrastructure to build it, power it, move it etc. No infrastructure at all. Interesting how you have a Disney hero’s name, to attract kids and then load your page with porn. Awesome job! DAMFBCALSAF

@SailingBay @_GenesisSystems Motherfucker the water comes from the air

@worldranking_ I wonder what the pay is like.