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@codyy11_ I think the plan is for McCarthy and Wentz to battle it out for the QB2 job. If McCarthy can't beat him out, he'll probably be traded.

If McCarthy is Qb3 (like I am assuming he is).. no reason not to trade him while you can What I don't understand is if this was the plan, why put out all these negative things that are plummeting any value he had left. I just don't see them letting Wentz be QB3 in my opinion

@JJDEMARAY They'd be lucky to get a 4th given his injury history

The Minnesota Vikings just signed Carson Wentz as most likely a backup. The chances of the team trading JJ McCarthy have increased substantially with Wentz and Murray now on the team. What should the team get IF he is traded in return?

@JakeAndersonPGA Him and McCarthy will battle for QB2. Kyler is the starter barring injury. It is pretty straightforward.

Did everyone just collectively black out on what the Vikings said after the season? They literally told us they wanted a ‘dramatically more competitive' QB room. The Wentz signing was always happening, no matter who else is in the building. Can we just let it this play out?

I'd love it if J.J. McCarthy hadn't flopped to this point too. (I'd also have loved just drafting Bo Nix) What I don't love is the amount of people wanting to talk themselves into wasting more of Justin Jefferson so you can find out if the draft capital you invested three years ago will work.

@VikingsFan26 Half the Colts fanbase screamed about the moving off of Richardson last offseason. That's a better example since Purdy bailed the 49ers out.

Were 49er fans this pissed off at the organization for moving off Trey Lance “too early” or is it just a Vikings thing?

@SleezBomb Thank you for owning up to the miss rather than tripling down on it like some people have been.

The Minnesota Vikings have showed us ALL what they think of JJ McCarthy. Went out and signed Kyler Murray then said let’s make sure if anything happens that we don’t have to put the ball in 9’s hands and sign Carson Wentz back. I fear his dynasty value is heading to a big fat ZERO, sad I was high on him coming out. Gotta own the misses man…..

@DaveKluge He's not in an actual competition with Kyler. He already lost tbe starting job. He's battling to be the backup.

QBs drafted inside the top 10 who were not their team’s Week 1 starter in Year 3 (last 30 years): - Anthony Richardson - Zach Wilson - Trey Lance - Josh Rosen - Matt Leinart - Akili Smith History will not be on JJ McCarthy’s side if he loses his job to Kyler Murray.

Carson Wentz's last two seasons: 2023 -- QB2 for Matthew Stafford (Nov-Jan) 2024 -- QB2 for Patrick Mahomes 2025 -- QB2 turned starter for 5 games in MN. Threw for 300+ twice. Posted a slightly below average passer rating. You think he's signing as QB3 on March 19? 🤔 Nah. Wentz was almost certainly told he's QB2 over JJ McCarthy. Otherwise, he would have surveyed the QB landscape until summer like he did last year. McCarthy is almost certainly QB3 now.

@longtimegone65 People made fun of Sean Payton when he gloated about trading up for JJ. He wasn't lying. They fell for the classic late riser QB who's actual college talent and production didn't warrant an early 1st round pick.

If JJ is now the presumptive QB3 why did we draft him? Who’s to blame? What an embarrassing situation. Kewsi is gone KOC should be gone and half the scouting dept should be gone. How do you get it so so wrong? And his injuries have nothing to do with it. Poor talent evaluation.

Good luck in Iran, JJ!

@VikesCentral It depends on how the camp battle goes. If he is QB3 and can't beat out Wentz, probably. If he (like he should at this point) beats Wentz out for the backup spot, then no.

Should the Vikings trade JJ McCarthy after a 10 game sample size?

I don't think the Wentz signing has impact on McCarthy's roster status. I think the Vikings just don't want Brosmer to see the field in 2026. I believe Murray is the starter and it's an open competition for QB2 JMO

@whoknowsvikes @TPPSkol I don't think that. I believe they'll battle it out. It is more that if JJ actually can't beat out Wentz, the writing is pretty much on the wall. They'll give McCarthy the shot to win the backup job.

@TPPSkol @SamPaco2 Yeah cause a 34 year old washed qb coming off of a torn labrum is totally a shoe in to take qb2. Get fuckin real.

J.J. McCarthy QB3? 👀

@nacholeber Kyler is the starter barring injury. JJ and Wentz are battling it out to be the QB2.

I believe there will be a true QB competition. So as of right now I would guess the depth chart would be: Wentz Murray McCarthy May the best man win

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