Sarah Allan

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

"@Sheldon_Jokes: You simply can't trust atoms, they make up everything."@69tea @Elzane07 @ChrislynAllan @anina01

"@SarcasmTxts: school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes" @Sandysupamom @ChrislynAllan

"@SarcasmTxts: Life is too short to be unhappy, smile while you still have teeth"@Sandysupamom @ChrislynAllan @anina01 @Elzane07 @69tea

"@SteveStfler: I've never been skydiving, But I have zoomed-in on Google Earth really fast."@ChrislynAllan @anina01 @Elzane07

Wat did the ocean say to the other ocean?.. Nothing day just waved.. Did you Sea wat I did there?..I'm shore you did, beach. @ChrislynAllan

Wat did the ocean say to the other ocean?.. Nothing they just waved... Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm shore you did, beach." @anina01

Wat did the ocean say 2 the other ocean?... Nothing day just waved.. Did you Sea what I did der?...I'm shore you did, beach."@ChrislynAllan

A $100 bill crumpled up, stepped on & covered with mud is still worth $100. Same is true for you! Appearance doesn't equal value!

RIP dense water vapour, you'll always be mist.

The problem with this world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, and the stupid people are full of confidence.

"@SteveStfler: When I have children, I'm gonna make them watch the movie 2012.. And tell them I survived that like a boss."@69tea @Elzane07

"@FezTht70s: Some people were hit with the ugly stick. You were gang raped by the whole forest!"@ChrislynAllan @69tea @anina01 @Elzane07

"@SteveStfler: Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college."@ChrislynAllan @Elzane07 @69tea @anina01

"@SteveStfler: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans."@ChrislynAllan

"@SteveStfler: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans."@anina01 @Elzane07

@ChrislynAllan: Can't get past level 65 on #candycrusher.Im already on 28oct Fml!@Bbtarr @69tea @Sarah08nu haha its a real thing! @GinaSDK

I don't understand. Is that note code word for I get to keep the hat.:D @ClintonPanther #youlostthebet

@kerrytrebble @IsabelladaRocha @SAspringdog @Dyl_Coombes15 #twinthursday that pic says it all. I rate we took second @ChrislynAllan