Elzane Zevenster

I hate when ppl take my glasses, say"wow u really cant see!"No shit I dont take a random persons wheelchair, say "wow u really cant walk!"

Whenever I'm feeling sad, I just remember that somewhere in this world there is an idiot pulling a door that clearly says "PUSH" @Sarah08nu

A photon checks into a hotel. When asked if he needed help with his luggage, he replied "No thanks, I’m traveling light." Bazinga! @anina01

I'm that horrible friend who reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 4 hours later. @Sarah08nu

I'm awkward when people compliment me. "Nice hair" Me: "Thanks, I grew it myself" @anina01 @ChrislynAllan @Sarah08nu @69tea

Dancing helps protect you against heart disease and also prevents high blood pressure - do the tellytubby. @anina01

"@FunnyOrTruth: You never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am." @Sarah08nu. @anina01

Why do some couples make their status "single" every time they fight. I don't put "orphan" when I get into fights with my parents.

If zombies attack the world, everyone will run and hide. Except for us gamers. We've been waiting for this all our lives! @anina01

Never ignore a person who loves you and cares for you. One day, you may realize you've lost the moon while counting the stars.

Appreciate what you have right now, because you don't always get a second chance

"@Factsionary: There's been 2 murders linked to the TV show Dexter. The 2 murderers tried to copy the character 'Dexter Morgan'." @anina01

There's no need to rush.If somethings meant to be, it'll happen. in the right time, with the right person, and for the best reason @anina01

"@Factsionary: Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system." @anina01

If guns kill people, then pencils spell words wrong, cars cause people to drunk drive, and spoons make you fat. @69tea @anina01 @Sarah08nu

When you're happy, you enjoy the music. And when you're sad, you understand the lyrics. @anina01

Your brain can't make up people when you sleep, so all the random people in your dreams, you've actually seen before. Weird, right?

"A study of 2,500 drivers found that women are actually better at parking cars than men." @ChrislynAllan @anina01 @69tea @Sarah08nu

"You're responsible for your own happiness. If you expect others to make you happy, you will always be disappointed."

"@CauseWereFellas: We are all mature until somebody brings out the bubble wrap." @ChrislynAllan