welcome to your life

Bro. We truly are in the end times. Wordlebot didn’t fucking solve Wordle today!!! I have never seen that.

@Roger774501171 You’re an idiot. Shohei and Skenes.

Ok folks , if you were building a team, only using current players . Who would your first two picks be, choose a pitcher and a position player .Mine below Bobby Witt Jr Hunter Brown

Just checked every box.

Cowboys are funny. Just drafted another Edge after overdrafting 1 in the first round.

@mistressdivy Hate to tell you this, but she’s probably not even actually in jail right now.

If Ghislaine Maxwell walks free on a presidential pardon, you will have officially witnessed the biggest cover up in US history.

@Kenton_la They’re not releasing Sheamus.

None of the WWE releases surprise me so far. I wouldn’t be shocked if Creeds, Vikings, Otis, Tozawa, MCMG, Sheamus, Strowman, Grayson, Gargano and Candiace got released either. Not an indictment on any of the above (especially Grayson, who is great) just seems WWE lost interest

Some team just drafted a 5’8 receiver 2 picks after the Commanders drafted 5’11 3/4 Antonio Williams. And it was a receiver the fan kept saying they wanted. Zachariah Branch.

Anyone notice how they just had two different reactions for Zachariah Branch?

I have a hot take. The NFL scales back the time between picks more and more because seeing time filled with the attention-seeking “Superfans” is fucking annoying.

@Spicxer Sinclair bro

Why is the local media exaggerating crime issues in Towson to discourage people from going? What do they gain from it?

@TheRochaSays Cena’s “heel turn” wasn’t even a real heel turn. It was him checking it off his wrestling bucket list so people couldn’t say “it’s sad Cena never turned heel”.

Watching the #HulkHogan documentary series on Netflix today and I just got to the NWO section. It still blows my mind that anyone....ANYONE....tried to say that the recent Cena heel turn (which I predicted was going to suck and it did) was more shocking than this one...especially if you lived thru it at that time. Considering what Hogan had meant to so many people for decades. Also, HE WAS STILL WORKING FULL TIME and not a part timer like Cena was at the time when he turned. Anyway, the heel turn, the incredible promo he cut afterwards and the run that the NWO went on afterwards will always be the #1 heel turn ever and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

@_ROB_29 PURRgatory

What would you name him?

@depression2019 Do people think they’re ever going to get anywhere with this? This shit is just a recruitment/admin front-facing building. Nothing shady goes on here.

Another good run attempt at the Scientology LA building

Can you imagine what the media would have done if Biden just passed out in his chair like Trump did? You can’t tell me that they didn’t want Trump back in there.

@adamemedia1 Why do people keep putting that huckster Valentina on? She is a fucking nobody.

Piers Morgan just destroyed Valentina Gomez, you can pinpoint the exact moment her soul left her body. "You were born in COLOMBIA. Shabana Mahmood has much, much more validity to be considered English than you do to be American."

@MbarkCherguia Great genetics and a shitload of steroids.

This brother doesn’t eat any meat, raw milk, or processed foods—just fruit!! How is he able to be so fit and lean without getting the recommended protein? Thoughts?

@conquertheno The bottom 2 aren’t even in consideration. Ketchup in pasta seems gross but it is grounded in some sort of reasoning. OJ in cereal is not serious so that gets executed.

Which food crime is being outlawed?

@SqSehrish 4

If you can solve this in under 10 seconds, Your brain is wired differently...🤯

Ok this is amazing.

@DrewVento Just do Custom Tip and enter $.01 and stop wahing for attention.

@funnydanny I’d need to practice a bit but sure.

Debate just now during commercial break. You get to throw out 1st pitch at Nats Park. You throw an ABS bonafide strike, you get 10K. But if it's a ball, you owe 1K. Do you do it?