Degen CPA

@Spanish_Techno Don’t make fun of my thumb plz

@DrewVento Why does it look like a chode

Cut my thumb, very inconvenient

Your girlfriend will dump you for a werewolf the first chance she gets.

@dawsonMoonshot @treblewoe Amazing lmao

@DrewVento @treblewoe Growing up is realizing that at any point your gf can replace you with a werewolf. 😔

Female demands for a partner: Age 20: Attractive Age 25: Attractive and Fun Age 27: Attractive, Fun, and Good Job Age 29: 6’0 Attractive, Fun, and Good Job Age 31: 6’4 Attractive, Fun and Good Job Age 33: 6’8 Attractive, Fun and Good Job Age 35: 7’4 immortal God, Billionaire

@djmommytrance There is a right answer

Mutual Monday — reply and I’ll place you on whatever tf this is

@evaedxn I know, washing my hair stings so much

@DrewVento this is horrible

@djmommytrance It’s ok you can’t help it

@DrewVento I’m sorry I’m an old hag

@djmommytrance Don’t be jealous

@DrewVento she’s 20 bro pack it up

@FloridaManCPA Im at my pops house now come thru

@DrewVento How was your memorial day twin

It’s weird there are people out there not on twitter, just living completely normal and happy lives

@djmommytrance ok

saw anti-bdsm propaganda on the timeline again someone put me in a cage

@miagia We should work together

@blondspit How do I get her to unblock me?

My name is Lexi and I’m replacing AI. Ask your questions and I will answer them. I know everything and use less water.

@rosiekennedyxx Depends on the weather

@DrewVento Damn you’re still 5’6?

If notre dame wins today he’s letting me peg him 🤞🏻

@Pattyice bitcoin:native

Shill me a ticker to load

@valueandtime @blknoiz06 Never?

@blknoiz06 When i lost my virginity

whens the last time we had this many alts up 15%+ in a day?

@dontbsalti Girls going to match with him then complain to me about how it didn’t work

Tell me ur looking for a green card without telling me ur looking for a green card

@Mhenderson550 LOL

@DrewVento Im pretty sure the color is "lexapro blue"

You can tell a liberal designed this car