Tim Sechrest

@al_hudson6 @jlenham @LeaandPerrins Not even if it’s free.

@SechrestTim @jlenham @LeaandPerrins What if she has a coupon?

My wife is at the grocery right now and is trying to convince me that a lesser Worstershire sauce can be substitued for @LeaandPerrins. This is, of course, unacceptable. I think I have her convinced, but divorce might be on the table.

Get ready to have fun and get beaten down at the same time. 0655 gather; 0700 launch.

@TaylorMade_AT @dixondrew @Super70sSports Yes, I recall this sad fact of Starfish’s childhood which merits this GIF:

@dixondrew @Super70sSports No way. That is a not so fun fact that I didn’t know.

Hail Flutie.

Well, it didn’t go so well last week for @dixondrew in his battle with @RonWixson, so he is taking his frustrations out on @thebriansteb.

Big day for two of the friendliest guys I know, because on the day of the Red River Rivalry, @dixondrew and @RonWixson become enemies.

Naismith’s great-great grandsons, @AmericasGuest15 and @BaronVonWestEnd, carry on this tradition even to present day.

Someone who created the tee times for the U.S. Amateur has a sense of humor #Seinfeld (H/T @gtfields)

Check out this 3.11 mi route on MapMyRun mapmyrun.com/routes/view/51…

Video footage of @AmericasGuest15 and @BaronVonWestEnd playing baseball.

@DrBretNicks @iHeartCountry @mrBobbyBones Oh, so this why you couldn’t make the @RsmeadowsSteven Q of #Purgatory!! Not sure if this is an excused absence. May have to consult with @LemmingScout

Are you ready? It’s time to bring the house down! @iHeartCountry @mrBobbyBones

When @AmericasGuest15 and @BaronVonWestEnd invite me to play ball with them:

@F3WinstonSalem Sorry. Corrected OGs route here mapmyrun.com/routes/view/49…

⁦@F3WinstonSalem⁩ And Friday’s Tractor route. Tractors 29 April 2022 - MapMyRun mapmyrun.com/routes/view/49…

⁦@F3WinstonSalem⁩ Here is Friday’s OG route. OGs 29 April 2022 - MapMyRun mapmyrun.com/routes/view/49…

Oh! This is why @spamalot_ws is moving. Now it makes sense.

@GolfDigest 50 First Dates

Name this movie. Wrong answers only.

@ChrisRDyer This is what I was talking about this morning. My Twitter feed is not all filth.

It’s time to Spring into Love @hallmarkchannel

@F3_Rudder @F3Nation Similarly, @F3WinstonSalem has a guy whose hospital name is Sam Adams, so we named him Beast Lite. Kinda the opposite of the intent of your original question.

@F3Nation The Beast. He is from Wisconsin. Milwaukee’s Best Beer had the same nickname. We named him after the worst beer ever made. He’s a good athlete so it kinda’ nets out!

Things aren’t always as they seem, especially when it comes to nicknames. Samurai sounds too cool at first. But when it’s based on the man-bun worn to workout, it balances out. Who’s out there with a nickname that sounds awesome, but the back story knocks it down a notch or two?