Sentient Deathclaw

@Vickcantmiss They live in a suburb, dawg. After you reach a certain tax bracket, shit like this is a pleasant encounter. Lil homie is not only getting a full plate, but seconds, a strawberry soda, and a bowl of banana pudding. Fuck it, tell everyone to come through and bring liquor

Social media is going back and forth after a kid smelled his neighbor’s BBQ, knocked asking for food and got sent home with a bag of chips

@3hiqh A lot of these women are talking like niggas nowadays, and it’s kinda trifling. Like hoe put some glitter on your voice when you’re talking to me and ditch that masculine ass shit, before you get fucked in the ass like a pretty guy LMAO

I hate when bitches be like "I pull niggas 😃" I JUST SEEN A NIGGA FUK A KRACKHEAD

@SONIC_CHRONICS I don’t want to hit that Mandingo dick blunt mane

How many grams is the blunts on the table?

@Stonerman415 That’s easy. Find a piece of paper and just scoop all that off your legs, very, very carefully. And hope you don’t sneeze or that your friend forgets what’s happening and cuts the A/c on

Worst experience ever had

@gothgirlweed I’ll tell you man, if you’ve never gotten a titfuck before from a huge- not a D cup, or even a Triple D cup- but huge, like GG and above- you’re missing out.

A girl with fat tits for my disgusting tiny penis to get lost in

@samwakinsvv Because a lot of them are pedophiles. Who do you think those “uneducated” voters he loves so much are? They live on their daddy’s land, that was passed down from his daddy, with no neighbors within 50 miles, and esp with porn restricted now? Incest and pedophilia. Yee haw!

Kinda crazy how pictures like this don’t matter to supporters anymore

@_4sdk The only time I’ve ever actually seen or felt a God was when I was fucking completely stoned- but even then, that wasn’t God. The weed was just too strong and I had the geeks

religion isn't classified as a mental illness but i think it should be.

@TRimamfyen Mane absolutely not, fuck naw. Weed isn’t supposed to be blue. You smoke that shit, you turn to the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka

If Wakanda had a weed strain called “Black Panther,” y’all smoking this or nah? 💙

@wormpuller I doubt you can install a VPN on a police computer. I’d imagine it’s fucks up the crime database if you are in Texas but your VPN is in fucking Bangladesh

Cops be driving around watching porn on those laptops

@hosea606666 Come on. She didn’t even have any knees. She’s obese.

Is she thick or Fat?

@mar00n135 @DearS_o_n So with that being said, if meth is “ no big deal,” then why is the US waging a meaningless war with the Mexican cartels- the same people whose Job is to supply what the American people want to do? Is all of this just a farce? I can go buy any drug i want right now. Fact.

@Sentient_Death @DearS_o_n Half the rich tech bros are addicted to meth too, big deal. If you can keep your shit together it can actually make you way more productive.

@mar00n135 @DearS_o_n And yet we’re throwing illegals into concentration camps on the promise of them being people bringing that bring that same dangerous drug into our country? You saying meth is “ no big deal” throws the entire war on drugs, where people are losing their families, out the window.

@stonersvilla Smoke it if you got it

@stonersvilla Moonrocks are a gimmick.

@JamesRorge87847 Shit so booboo you got it laying in the flo

Free pack who need some!!

@Stanley45438379 Depends if she’s willing to spread the cheeks for him or not, that’s the only answer

Let us be honest, can 6 inches succeed here 🫣🫣🫣

@Frogs4Christ @stonersvilla You pulled that picture out of your ass. Carry on.

@Frogs4Christ @stonersvilla You’ve obv never smoked hash then

what kind of weed is this ?

@sharm42453 The dreams you haven’t fulfilled, the birds, the debt, the late nights, the weed? The “thank you, come agains,” the “fuck yous,” the complimentary snacks on Delta, and the shitty flights on Southwest. The burgers, the LSD? The good and the ugly? The concerts? Bowling???

Gun to your head name the reason to live.

@obeyguy Not really. I’ve never appreciated birds more than when I’m stoned.

People who smoke weed daily be like it's 9am time to make myself retarded.

@just_ivana_ You’re not using the right bait to catch it. Try crawdads instead of stinkbait, and cast your reel out a bit deeper.

Why is it hard to get a fucking big dick