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do you think studs ever buy dude wipes

@ockybodega He’s the best to ever fucking do it

@CRISPRmisprint Why people worried bout what other people call their pets isn’t there some money to be getting

Airbnb owners picking out some stupid ugly garbage to put in the house for some reason

@averpee @CRISPRmisprint wtf lmao

@CRISPRmisprint i have this girl blocked because when i was dating my ex she commented on a picture of us that we looked related

Stop following me

Become unfollowable

im a centrist and i love burgers and i can’t stop eating them

Recovering from my 4 day yummy cookies and candy bender

Going on a play and laughter bender

@NobodyNihilX Just block unblock you can do it on mobile

@wormpuller I wish they had a feature to disable follows. It bothers me so much that I have to go to my desktop to remove.

i am a corporate landlord my favorite thing to do in this life is buy up rural property and deny white people the ability to rent or buy from me based solely on their race. i rent to non whites at half the local average price as well

@MsVulgar I think that would make me more followable

@wormpuller become less of a fucking fаggоt

@crybabybuick Do this look like the shit where I could order at

息子を背負って登った後、安心してほっと一息ついたかのようなアンちゃん (2026/5/12) #ミナミコアリクイ #野毛山動物園 #ふく #アン

#ThrowАllReplyGuysIntoVolcanos

Life hack: If you act extremely cruel and aggressive to everyone around you and steal from them and threaten violence against them they will probably stop talking to you

They should make Coca Cola with a million calories and call it Coke 1M