Eric Papagiorgio

Homestar Runner trending for no apparent reason has temporarily restored my faith in the interwebs

@DisneyParks I have absolutely zero faith in WDW to make this attraction better than it currently is. Some of the reimagining has been fine but destroying Rivers of America, Splash Mountain, MuppetVision3D, and the Fountain of Nations was insane. This has the potential to be the worst of all

Walt Disney’s Carousel of Progress is headed towards a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow ✨ You'll get to see John, Sarah and the whole family experience new decades, when the attraction is updated at Disney World in 2027 🗓️di.sn/6016B8k48M

@disneystore @DisneyParks Is this set gonna include the out of touch modern looking Pandora uniforms that don’t fit the Main Street USA theme?

See you on Main Street, U.S.A. for a brand new LEGO drop! Coming June 1.

@WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyParks Heavily promoting a one time event that was specifically designed for internet content creators.

A little rock 'n' roll ... and a whole lot of MAYHEM 🎸 The Electric Mayhem performed outside of Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets at Disney's Hollywood Studios 🎢

@WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyParks Upgrade to Aerosmith but MASSIVE downgrade from MuppetVision3D

Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets is now open! Who do you want to ride with? 🎸

@wdwmagic I absolutely hate it so much.

Carousel of Progress may be getting far more than a Walt Disney Audio-Animatronics figure. Sources say the refresh could amount to a near-complete overhaul, with entirely new scenes on a new timeline replacing the bulk of the show.

@DisneyFoodBlog Rivers of America, MuppetVision3D, Splash Mountain, and The Fountain of Nations.

What are some reasons you prefer Disney World over other theme parks?

@mattvanswol @TheDemocrats @StephenM Matt Van Swol, expert on men and their assholes.

@TheDemocrats @StephenM Your logo is an: 1) Ass 2) with holes in it Assholes. That’s your actual logo.

The Democrats made history in Texas by nominating their first transgender senate candidate.

@GreenCheetah99 This is the worst. Rivers of America was such a majestic sight.

@GreenCheetah99 Plain and unoriginal. Just the way that the simple minded commoners looking for online engagement like it. Disney can do better but clearly just good enough is the crowd they’re trying to take advantage of.

No it’s not, the gray minimalist signage with color stripe is boring. Nice try Judy turning off the replies.

@madcap_ginger @ScottGustin Correct. Its expensive trash surrounded by land instead of expensive trash surrounded by water.

@ScottGustin Too bad it's the opposite of harmonious.

Why does it look like Harmonious

@UFConParamount @paramountplus It looks even worse in person.

Construction has begun at the White House for UFC Freedom 250 🇺🇸 #UFCWhiteHouse SUNDAY | June 14 on @paramountplus

@dsnymike @ScottGustin @BlankSamuel I was there yesterday. It’s real. It looks awful.

@ScottGustin @BlankSamuel This is real?

@DisneyParks @WaltDisneyWorld Can we feature more things like Rapunzel playing games like duck duck goose in Animation Courtyard? More live entertainment/human interaction please. Pay people money and make more money. Just good enough to generate spreadsheets that appeal to the shareholders isn’t good enough.

A look at everything that is opening today at @WaltDisneyWorld 🏰

@AlexaBliss_WWE @RyanCabrera I got to see Mr Alexa Bliss perform for the first time today in Washington DC.

@disneytipsguy I wouldn’t skip Hollywood Studios all together but it’s hard for me to consider it an all day park. Park hopping is key there. It’s good early in the day and good late in the day. The middle of the day, yikes.

Why would anyone skip Hollywood Studios? 😳

@MickeyViews This was okay. You’re correct that it’s better than Soarin Around the World. My immediate thought is that it was also missing Niagara Falls.

🇺🇸 OUR REVIEW OF SOARIN' ACROSS AMERICA: This new Soarin' film celebrates the nation's semi-quincentennial. Disney didn't just switch out the film. They added excellent new decorations to the queue, refreshed the ride infrastructure, and Captain Patrick even filmed a clever new clip for the safety video! The flight starts with a CG render of Artemis taking off from Kennedy Space Center. While some fans bemoan the addition of CG in the more recent Soarin' films, this is an excellent opener to the film and looks great in person. Then, we head over New York City, the Portland Head Light in Maine, and a CG render of the National Mall in Washington, DC. The DC scene is reminiscent of the Taj Mahal in Soarin' Around the World, it being evidently simulated. The NYC scene has some obvious CG as well, and also looks a bit ugly for some reason (weather, lighting, framing, grading). From here, the film bumps it up a notch, with beautiful in-camera footage of the Louisiana Bayou, Branson Scenic Railway, and Mount Rushmore. The updated score in this section is very transformative compared to the original Soarin' film, in a good way. They did something new with it! Many fans online have asked about smells. Well, in the next scene, you can smell grass and dew as the ranchers herd buffalo at the Custer State Park in South Dakota! This scene is a massive visual improvement over a similar 'animals running' shot in Soarin' Around the World. Next up we have the Grand Canyon scene, which is the scene that retains the most vibe from the original Soarin' film. One of the most memorable scenes is the moose in Denali National Park, Alaska. Nothing short of a breathtaking landscape. Following that, guests fly over Waikiki, Hawaii and watch some recreation out on the water. And then we head to the Griffith Observatory in LA! The Griffith Observatory At Night scene is one of the best in the new film. The camera advances over the observatory, looking towards the LA skyline. The most out-of-place scene by far comes in the second to last shot, where you redo an almost identical camera pan from the Griffith scene, but this time over the Hollywood sign, looking past over the city. The prior shot already accomplished the same thing and the score during this scene hangs as though it was intended to be cut or was added in last minute. Only one of the two LA shots needed to be there and the Griffith one was the clear winner. At the end of the Griffith shot, a helicopter shines its search light. This should have been the perfect transition to EPCOT's monorail, but instead you hover over Hollywood a few extra moments in between, and then we finally make it to EPCOT! The EPCOT flyover is enhanced with patriotic lighting, USA color scheme beacons on Spaceship Earth, followed by some fancy USA fireworks! In summary, the film is great. It is one of the best Soarin' films, in our opinion at least topping Soarin' Around the World which suffers from a more choppy score and worse CG issues. Imagineering did a very careful job with this new film, keeping tall vertical objects at a safe distance to avoid major perspective issues. This was a thoughtfully made update to Soarin', with extra touches all around that prove the people who worked on it really love what they're doing. In our opinion, there is one thing missing: fighter jets! However, the Artemis launch gives us a similar taste of American technological advancement and speed. Thanks for flying with us!

@DisneyParks While this is good, it ain’t good enough to replace MuppetVision3D.

Turn it up 🔊 The Electric Mayhem performed outside of Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets at Disney's Hollywood Studios ⭐

@SirBrayden Disney hates water because it’s from the toilet. It doesn’t have what plants crave, electrolytes.

ACTIVATE EPCOT NIAGRA FALLS. THE FALLS HAVE RUN DRY. Jeff Vahle please hear us!

@EmptyNettersPod Simply put, NO!!

Trading Owen Power, especially given the fact that their top 4 defensemen are all left shot, absolutely should be something to consider

@NP41555435 @NHLlnsider67 Which of your holes do you prefer it in?

@Setec97 @NHLlnsider67 Back to the golf course

Rasmus Dahlin is one of the biggest bitches in the NHL. Such an unlikeable player.